Gizzi Erskine #2 She's terrified of not being special

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bobbinz

She loves a booze sponsored/ centered recipe eh (for someone that was allegedly going teetotal or maybe I remember wrong)
 
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Vanelope

Butter boards are gross. I do rate her as a chef, but that looks minging
 
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theleagueofgentlemen

So ill she can't lift her head off the pillow? But can answer the door to deliveroo?
So ill she can't draw a raffle? But can post fangirl videos of her boyfriend?
Make it make sense, cause if it looks and sounds like bullshit, it usually is...
 
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GeminiMoon

She is a broken record. Her stories are always either (in no particular order):

- I’m too unwell to function. Send help while I sit here taking pouting selfies.
- my rockstar boyfriend is so hot, we are always having sex
- thirsty selfies/sexy photos of women I wished I looked like
- I’m kind of financially struggling but eat out at the best London restaurants every week
- I want to support the food industry but I accept free meals at restaurants for publicity
- I don’t drink (really, I don’t…except at Christmas)
- my cats are so kewl, nobody has ever owned cats as funny and cute and Instagrammable as mine
- cat hair covered, vacant expression selfies
- I’m in a diet. I’ve fallen off the wagon. I’m dieting again.
- here’s some cookware I’ve been paid to promote. Please could somebody else pay me to promote something? Please?

Have I forgotten anything, fellow Gizzi grumblers?
 
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theleagueofgentlemen

Inevitable break up followed by thirst trap photos of herself looking pouty but mournful
 
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Vanelope

gimme a free holiday

here is me in a bikini at a strange angle

people steal all my ideas boo hoo
 
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bobbinz

Don’t forget she basically invented cooking
And defo isn’t posh
 
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Peachy9

Inserting herself into someone else's grief. Usually someone who's died...she will of course have been their best friend ever, even though she's never mentioned them before
 
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smartalec

I am the ONLY person with ADHD. Everyone else’s diagnosis is fake, because I can’t bear not being super unique
 
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Sideboard Bob

I’m just picturing a town hall somewhere, with a long, long drumroll going on, waiting for the draw.
 
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Greencatfysh

Isn’t it illegal to run a raffle and then just not draw it? Loads of people have followed her and other accounts and she’s meant to abide by the t&c’s and draw the names within a certain timeframe. Wouldn’t surprise me if the prizes mysteriously “fall through”
 
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Travelmonkey

Shrooms obsession, because she's really cool like that
 
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Dorothy3000

Long time lurker just coming out the woodwork to say WHAT on earth is she doing with her lips in the spritz video. She looks completely ridiculous
 
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