new video recap
Ignore any spelling mistakes plz
1. CosSsSy bath with bath salts AND a bath bomb wow
2. Sheās weird cause she likes the sound of birds? Wow how quirky of you Gemma
3. She does a face mask, how revolutionary and rambles on about skin care for a āno make upā look - What?
4. 5 mins in to the vid and sheās already mentioned both glossy box and foreo WITHOUT disclosing that sheās worked with them before
5. Do we want an updated TAN ROUTINE wtf honestly
6. Her robe smells like mold lol
7. āWhat a boring topic of conversationā no tit Gemma
8. Mentions function of beauty..... undisclosed ad?......
9. Her brother recently had a new baby and apparently he looks exactly like Gemma as a baby
10. Sheās been gifted a shitload of Charlotte tilbury skin care
11. 11 mins in - AN AD wow, a lash and brow enhancer from somewhere she only said it once and I canāt be arsed to play it back.... sheās been using it for 6 months but still donāt have aNY lashes wow
12. it was hair burst
13. weāre 15 mins in and she STILL IN THE BATHROOM
14. she thinks a skin roller (the ones with little needles) will make hair grow on her hand if she rolls it there. Honestly how THICK is this girl
15. proceeds to waste water by leaving the kitchen tap running
16. Makes brunch... puts both butter And avocado on toast... idk i find it strange to mix the two haha
17. she admits to filling up the Fiji bottle with water... does she mean TAP WATER? Does princess Gemma drink normal tap water like the rest of us
18. Jamie needs to shave
19. Gemma is still on about boosting digestion.. Jaime doesnāt think her digestion needs any help. They proceed to drink juice out of coffe cups
20. Jaime lays on the floor and they are laughing but I canāt understand wtf is happening
21. they got a vibrating roller for like stretching muscles etc but we all now gemmas muscles donāt do any work
22. she apparently takes the water with her to the toilet
23. sheās āloosing her mind what is wrong with me todayā so idk could be to get people speculating pregnancy brain
24. they stalk houses irl after looking at them on right move
25. mAnIfEsTiNg her dReAm house
26. she puts coconut milk in her americano??? Just nO Gemma
27. Jamie wants a farm, Gemma wants a farm with just chickens cause she associates it with being cosy
28. she wants a Christmas tree farm
29. they proceed to film the road to the house theyāre stalking... They apparently have been all the way to Norfolk and weāre told to leave the land they were driving on.
30. they ACTUALLY film the house they do not own and it is hUGE
31. fast forward to 30 mins in to see the house
32. Iām not English so it donāt understand the house buying process but they donāt seem to be in the market of buying the house they filmed but instead are manifesting buying a similar one. Wonder why...
33. They go to that house every other week.... still, not their house
34. proceeds to talk about her tan
i fast forwarded the last bit of the vid but it was basically just her taking a bath, babbling on about random stuff, making Mac and cheese, talking to the cats and wanting to know what her cats are saying. She has a snack and eats it in bed before ending the video. She has popcorn and chocolate as a night snack.. yum. And already talking about Easter...itās FEBRUARY GEMMA
I hate feet and Gemma had her toes out when she was feeding the cat 
its annoying cause she has these scrips and she thinks shes so silly and quirky 
