Hahahahahahahaha. I thoroughly enjoyed reading this.Don’t bother with her new video
Nothing happens
She’s wearing the brown tracksuit ensemble
She apples 5 layers of lip balm to her massive sausage lips
She mentions lockdown and sending people more love at the moment
She’s feeling unwell probably her period tells us her body is clockwork
Shows us about she french braids her hair it’s not great don’t bother
She asks people for ideas on videos because she’s obviously bored off her tits
Oh my god she just called it the brown ensemble! as I predicted
She bought herself a notebook to write all her recipes in because ya know she’s a chef
The cats are filmed
Coffee update basically tells us how she takes her coffee
Then it’s time for an ad
Glossybox
Like who actually gives a tit?!? She has a code obviously
Getting a box each month is so special apparently
I fast forward through the GlossyBox review it was so banal
She’s thinking of baking
Asking do people want to see a b&m haul...because it’s different from her vlogs
No I’m grand thanks
Cats again
Long explanation of how the cats behave
Food shopping haul went to some pasta shop she went to as a child
Had to skip through started to fall asleep
Oh another ad hello fresh is making a little debut
Makes herself pasta for her and Jim Bob for lunch
Then we see her eat it all
Cats update again and her shouting at the new cat
Reads through ingredients for muffins
Cat again
Baking now
Massive order from H&M arrives for the house
Giant plain vase
Wait there’s two
35 pounds for a bleeping vase
Mentions she wants a cosy cottage then also neutral and stone and modern vibe
Mentions when she buys a house how she will decorate
Grey candles and tea light holders
Bathroom makeover
Small grey drawer unit from the range
So original
Has a drawer full of lush bath bombs
Goes through each drawer in detail
A corner unit rack for her bath again such an original idea for the bathroom
Then a storage basket
Full of more tit for her body
Goes through in detail
Shows her dressings gowns
Shows her socks on the radiator waiting for her
Shows the bath tray Jim Bob got her for xmas
It’s revolutionary apparently
Oh wait she already has one...then why did he buy her one?
Jesus a bleeping lush haul to add to her millions of bath bombs already
She runs a bath
Shows in-depth how she makes her bath so cosy
Music and her lighting candles for the bath now
Then shows the bathroom with no lights on and all her candles
I can’t believe I’m still talking about the bathroom at this stage
She ends the vlog sitting in the bleeping bathroom
Says she will be in the bath for hours now
Jesus don’t bleeping bother what a waste of anyone’s time
Silly Jim Bob buying her a second one. That is such, typical Jim Bob behaviour
I thought she looked nice in that WandaVision reel, and loved her 50’s inspired outfit. If she had come up with the idea completely on her own as something different to do for a laugh that would have been great. But she was probably instructed to and paid to film it by D+.
Gemma its 28 love. She is The same age as me. Born in April 1993
Aahh. She's a Taurus. That explains a lot.
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