Gemma Louise Miles #13 stop showing us your fake cozy day, you’ll never be as popular as mollie mae

[JollyOne]

The presents, all wrapped up in plain paper, to look good(??) for Gemma's grid. Have a word with yourself Gemma, this post is all about YOU not Noa. Your page should be full of colour for your child's FIRST birthday, instead its insipid, grey, beige, sepia s%t. It's not normal. Why not dare to be different, instead of doing everything Elle's way, cos you know what, she did that you'd soon follow. Go on, dare you, add COLOUR to your little lad's life cos at the moment it's the saddest thing ever.

 

[Veronicacorningstone]

Is there anything more de-motivating than a tough Monday at work and opening your Instagram app to see someone who gets to just sit at home all day filming meaningless social media videos being gifted hundreds of pounds worth of stuff? hate this society we live in

 

[Exhaustedpigeon]

I remember in a vlog when they 1st moved into this house, Jamie was saying about a bbq area he was going to create for all the bbq parties they would inevitably have during summer with his/their friends and she was like mmmmm dunno about that! He seemed lively at 1st and she lured him in with her liveliness when she met him with Sophie doing the hot tub drinking parties together.....but when she got him and moved away boom they are both ghostly. You really don't know who brings who down in this one....Gemma doesn't seem to like to socialise at all and likely stops him from doing so too, not sure she could cope with noey all by herself for a day or night if he did go out to socialise.

 

[lilcavey]

I'm curious about this statement now

what’s going on? She blocked me on Instagram because she asked for a video idea and I said not another cozy one

 

[Dolphingal]

My first time posting on a thread… I don’t think I’ve ever eye rolled so much watching the latest vlog all the Easter stuff for Noah and planning on doing an Easter egg hunt 🫠

He is way too young for all this bs...... Talk about scraping round for content. She'll be booking him in for driving lessons next.......

 

[85duckpuddle]

I don’t know anything about babies but I thought you babyproof the house not houseproof a baby with a helmet…

Baby proofing the house would ruin the beige aesthetic PLEASE

Also I have two small children and never in my life have felt the need to put safety helmets on them to EXIST IN THEIR OWN HOUSE

I’m wondering if she’s done this so she can just leave him to roam free and not bother watching him and then assume he’s safe and fine

 

[Bobby Orange]

I wonder if Noey still wears his little helmet to play in the house?

 

[minnieminx88]

So jamie wants a summer wedding and she wants a Christmas wedding so they might have it in September when its not summer or Christmas.
Right.

 

[mcgee]

So is he in that helmet the entire day?
It’s such a bizarre thing to do.
Like if he’s constantly banging his head on stuff like she says then baby proof the house or move him away from what he’s banging his head on, he’s a baby that’s easy to pick up and move away from something.
The fact she’s putting the aff link for the helmet like she thinks everyone with a baby will be going out to by one now they see Noah wearing one and like it’s a normal thing to do.

 

[Winners_Song]

All the gear(money) and no idea (zero happiness) her vlogs are basically “look what I bought this week… bless her

Her main hobby is buying things online, or seeing what others have bought on TikTok and then copying them (protein puddings at Aldi). Hundreds of thousands of pounds sank on cars, fillers, veneers, panelling and homeware - all to fill the void where friendships and fulfilling life experiences should be. Her channel is so so depressing.

 

[Princesst]

The way Jamie said “which of these are dinosaurs” to the fluffy crocodile and dinosaur “actually they BOTH are”. Alright bloody Ross Gellar. He’s such a condescending idiot, know-it-all . Nice to see Gemma leave the house. Pretty sad she said she’d been looking forward to going for so long. You’ve got your own car just get in it and go, be free! But the way she said “we don’t get out much especially child free” yeah that’s kinda the point when you have a baby Gem… you have to take it with you in some form for the rest of your life. Soz

 

[Binx]

Noah aint cute.

I said what I said

 

[bongsandstuff]

Miss the old Gemma🥲🥲🥲 she oozed personality, fun and confidence. Can’t believe what’s she’s like now with that fun sponge Jamie who’s sucked every ounce of life out of her

 

[lyds1027]

Her baby looks like the thing from the goonies… never seen such an unattractive child…. Which must really sting, as racist Darbys child is beyond stunning.

I don’t think she could handle another child, far too selfish and lazy. Her weight gain is prob just from eating

 

[Keepitreal86]

THIS IS NOT NORMAL GEMMA HUN,YOU NEED TO SIGN YOURSELF IN why can't you just have a mind of your own why cope everything ELLE'S does and others ! GEMMA has only gotten to to the place is now of the back of Elle just be yourself some crazy shit this but good to know she still watch heyyyy Hun. Anyone ever seen this girl make a fry up or even Jamie fgs a good homemade dinner not all this healthy crap.

 

[rando38053]

Girl seriously leave this abusive and controlling man while you can Gemma, it’s only going to get worse if you get married or have another baby. You pay the bills, you clean and take care of the baby and prepare all y’all’s meals, your life will be easier without him, it will be one less person to take care of and one less responsibility. Someday soon you will tire of his “jokes” and “charms” and eating pre cooked sausage and potatoes all the time will bore you. (btw men like this NEVER do anything that make them uncomfortable, like changing toxic habits or trying new things or visiting new places so have fun letting him decide all your meals and vacations for the rest of your life. I’m sure the man is riveting.) Some day you will want to actually better yourself but you realize there is only so much you can do when your partner treats you like dog turds. My grandma was married to a man who was not good for her and not the nicest and a bit controlling, she thrived as best she can but that generational trauma is still with me because I also struggle with leaving a man who is terrible for me but he pays the bills so I will just distract myself with baking. But you pay the bills girl, all Jamie does is leech off of you, you know he doesn’t love you or even like you, he is using you for fame/money/sex and he is also cheating on you babe, you must know that, everyone else does. This isn’t a good look for you, it almost as bad as being a copy of another YouTuber who happens to be racist (surely you don’t admire or aspire to be like someone so terrible). You gained your following and fans (your “best friends”) by being yourself. So be yourself Gemma. What do you want? I believe that you’re a lovely, vibrant, fun loving, adventurous woman under all that beige and sadness. I understand that you want to elevate your channel and be a mature and distinguished woman, but you need to do it your own way. Drop the baby off at Mums for the weekend and fly to a faraway exotic place by yourself or a girlfriend and just fucking live. You are lucky enough to have a career that can be taken anywhere so take it wherever you want. Don’t listen to Jamie or your friends or your family or even us, listen to Gemma. Btw not all of us have loving and supportive moms so please take advantage and find solace in her, she can help you leave this monster.

 

[Mummaofgirls]

The fucking helmet. I just cant. Honestly the woman is beyond ridiculous at this point. She physically cannot stop spending money can she. GET OUT THE HOUSE HUN! Honestly he’ll be wearing elbow, shin pads and a mouth guard next

 

[star_girl_]

Just gonna leave this here… wtf does he look like?

Gemma’s drowning herself in that godawful trench coat and showing us the back of her head again

Imagine walking round ikea and seeing these two

 

[Veronicacorningstone]

I would like to put it out to the group that I refuse to believe ANYONE does their skincare routine with 22inch curls cascading around their face ? Unless it’s a fake portrayal for Instagram

surely any sane person scrapes every possible bit of hair up away from their face?! Please confirm this for me

 

[Princesst]

If it wasn't for the money and the need to upkeep her new house etc I think she'd have gone off the radar. She's creating content for money now, she's not enjoying herself.

It’s crazy to me that this is what supports her whole household. Jamie looks to have given up his job a long time ago. Their house wasn’t cheap and they have a child and pets to look after. Costs are rising, people are struggling everywhere and her job is hardly full time. They both get to stay at home. She’s said herself she’s not smart enough to earn much aside from doing YouTube. But still THIS is the effort she puts into it? A video a week? A photoshopped/filtered post every now and then. A link to a beige unitard here and there. The holiday was clearly just to make content… but there wasn’t any. Maybe it’s just me but if I was her I’d be seriously concerned about my job security, giving myself a major creative kick up the ass. She’s never going to find a job easier and better paid than this so I don’t know why she’s not doing all she can to keep it. Just like everyone else in day to day jobs, we’ve all had to fake it to make it. Have to plaster a smile on and give what’s expected of us. Normally for way less than them. We cant just put in bare minimum job effort. But instead she just sticks the camera at “Noey” for content. She’s become so out of touch with reality in the job sense it’s a joke