Winning title from @WhiteOrchid had to amend a bit for no curses haha
BABY BEIGE HAS BEEN BIRTHED
Stay tuned for more *cosy* content
BABY BEIGE HAS BEEN BIRTHED Stay tuned for more *cosy* content
Gemma Louise Miles #11 Baby on way, everything gifted, manifesting a cosy crowning & Jamies a toxic dip…
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The Beigeby is finally here! Welcome to the WorldNoah! 
May you know more colours than beige and your first word be "Cosy"
The Beigeby is finally here! Welcome to the World
May you know more colours than beige and your first word be "Cosy"
Weird that 95% of the vlog is about what they ate in the hospital and about Jamie buying a drum set. 5% was about the baby or the birth. Also huge red flag that he was glad to be “isolated” in the hospital with her. I bet you were. Hilarious that the song st the end goes “My life was grey ‘til you added colour”. He is absolutely gorgeous though.
Agree that she’s dragging it out across multiple videos. Makes me think she will have wet herself with excitement when realising she was pregnant and couldn’t wait to write a list out of all the content she could get out of it e.g
Nursery reveal
What’s in my hospital bag
Birth announcement
Birth story
Baby name reveal
Baby q&a
Day in the life with a newborn vlog
Night time routine with a newborn vlog
Cosy rainy day with baby vlog
Repeating its ‘so magical’ kind of loses all credibility when you think how calculating she’s being about revealing what and when. Is it really a newborn ‘bubble’ if you’re vlogging and editing and planning what to tease people with to make the most money?
Poor little bastard is fresh out the womb and already got a full time job as a vlog star to bring home the bacon for his parents’ goals of 50K a month, and he doesn’t even know it!!
Having said that, it was very nice to see baby - he’s a cutie, just stop with the artificial manufactured content Gemma and be a bit real!
Nursery reveal
What’s in my hospital bag
Birth announcement
Birth story
Baby name reveal
Baby q&a
Day in the life with a newborn vlog
Night time routine with a newborn vlog
Cosy rainy day with baby vlog
Repeating its ‘so magical’ kind of loses all credibility when you think how calculating she’s being about revealing what and when. Is it really a newborn ‘bubble’ if you’re vlogging and editing and planning what to tease people with to make the most money?
Poor little bastard is fresh out the womb and already got a full time job as a vlog star to bring home the bacon for his parents’ goals of 50K a month, and he doesn’t even know it!!
Having said that, it was very nice to see baby - he’s a cutie, just stop with the artificial manufactured content Gemma and be a bit real!
A nice cosy warm crowning, I have heard it called the ring of fire....she's partial to a nice cosy fire isn't she haha.
When you start to look closer you can see how everything has been manipulated to fit in with the perfect image they want to portray. For example, the photo of Gemma and the baby. She has removed her hospital tags and doesn’t have a single hair out of place. The fact that Jamie took his laptop to the hospital also was telling. It wasn’t to watch Netflix because they were doing that on Gemma’s iPad and if it’s work related (ie. e-mails) surely you can do that on your phone. Got to get that birth vlog uploaded for the coin and stick as many Ad’s in as possible. I think that they will milk this poor baby for all they can in terms of content. It’s already dragging on forever and a day with the name annoucement. What a sad life
She is dragging the name reveal out as long as she possibly can because she knows everyone already knows his name is Noah so she’s trying to add a bit suspense and make people wonder if it actually is. Obviously it’s also to cash in as much as she can. I honestly just don’t understand how as a parent you could do this to your own baby and use them in this way. Rotten.
manifesting that this thread is about Gemma and not various anon birth or baby shitting horror stories 
She already said baby was cosy and warm laying on top on her 
Little boy is super adorable. I hope he gets to see bright colours as that really does stimulate their development.
Little boy is super adorable. I hope he gets to see bright colours as that really does stimulate their development.
And as much as I can’t stand Olivia they are much more well known than Gemma! Who does she think she is dragging it out! People will lose interest! I mean I did ageeeesss ago but no one really cares that much!!
How do we know his name?
In a photo she posted it had Noah on a dummy chain and there was one of those "welcome to the world" wooden circles that people take photos with and it had a 'h' at the end of it. Then whenever someone commented Noah she would delete it.
Also
Not to be that person, but I hope baby is strapped in better when they are driving...
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Just came on to say this. Surely his arms need to be out of the straps and not underneath??
Yeah i mean the Bowens are much more well know of course. And they could still do a mag deal in time. Its just so nice to see an announcement like theirs. Where as Gemma is ‘just’ an instagrammer and you'd think they were hanging on for the Ok deal they way they are going on with dragging the name out.
I can’t cope with it. OTT by strapping the seat in (with just the lap belt
) when it’s not necessary but will leave the handle down and the straps loose 
Idiots. Let’s hope no one’s “influenced” to do the sameThey show their true colours don't they by doing this?
10000%! She’s literally the worst.
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