Gabriella Lindley #69 Buttergate, Summer-hate, making her period a personality trait

[GossWhore]

The weather is getting warm

You know what that means - moaning about the weather, wearing a jumper in 30°c and pics of her thermostat

Gabi now

 

[jackolantern]

Why does she love herself so much, plz I’m all for self appreciation but you are a greasy, mean egg Gabby, read the room

 

[Fillyjonk]

Gabrielle Lindley #70 - I'll be wearing turd bun, hiding from the hot sun

(Sorry, I have a burning hatred for George shitting Ezra but had to be done)

 

[Juststopit]

Where does she think she lives that she will have snow in October? You live in Brighton, you will have wet windy grey weather in 6 weeks, wet windy grey weather in 10 weeks, wet windy grey weather with fairy lights in 14 weeks.

 

[Fillyjonk]

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Where does she think she lives that she will have snow in October? You live in Brighton, you will have wet windy grey weather in 6 weeks, wet windy grey weather in 10 weeks, wet windy grey weather with fairy lights in 14 weeks.

Oh FFS, will she shut up. Nobody cares what season you like and nobody is here for somebody banging about completely different weather to what we currently have.

Also, Gabby hammy hun-bun, you might have noticed we're having heatwaves because of global warming. This warmer weather may well stick around longer and give us an Indian summer during your fictional insta autumn.

 

[Ugholhere]

Her entire personality is the weather forecast

 

[Juststopit]

I can't wait to see what Gabby does to make the most of autumn..she has such a record of doing fun stuff like..eh...*checks notes* drinking a slightly different sugary Starbucks beverage

 

[viggle]

Gobshite being sensitive as ever, I see.

duck off with your sparkly trauma.

 

[ECH]

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Where does she think she lives that she will have snow in October? You live in Brighton, you will have wet windy grey weather in 6 weeks, wet windy grey weather in 10 weeks, wet windy grey weather with fairy lights in 14 weeks.

Can't wait for her autumn content! Her wearing her unwashed Nirvana jumper for three weeks straight, posting about ordering her fourth eggnog latte of the day, being 'spewky' and posting pictures of pumpkins. Truly the spirit of the season!

 

[runforitmarty]

I want to know how many hours each day cat and baby names are all she thinks about. Is this what fills her day between the first and second Starbucks order?

She better not be getting another cat

 

[urfavepisces]

Aw come on guys cheer up, maybe we're gonna get another spewky collecshun a week before Halloween!!

 

[viggle]

She better not be getting another cat

That was my first thought too, another poorly taken care of friend for ‘Nellbobs’.

 

[Fillyjonk]

I don't know if we should read much into the cat names thing, she does this on the regular and trots out bollocks like "cabbage would be such a good name for a kitten". She's done that for at least a year and hasn't got another cat.

 

[viggle]

I don't know if we should read much into the cat names thing, she does this on the regular and trots out bollocks like "cabbage would be such a good name for a kitten". She's done that for at least a year and hasn't got another cat.

Ah, first time I’ve seen it, that’s a good sign at least. Fingers crossed!

 

[Juststopit]

Yeaj, cat and baby names are just one of gabbys 4 rolling conversation topics

 

[thereshegoesagain]

I love how she’s posting non stop about being a swiftie a year after everyone else on TikTok was doing so

 

[urfavepisces]

Gabby if you replace hitting the wall with throwing noodles

 

[PilferedWatermelon]

Can we organise a heist to kidnap Nellie

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

Sainsburys are price matching aldi now too and their own brand lurpak is a fraction of the cost and very good! (Gabby, do something we are discussing the price of butter!)

Guyz, for today's videw I'm going to be blind testing all the butters available, yes all of them. Jane has buttered all the buns I have in front of me so only she knows which is my usual spread. Ok, here goes chomp chomp.

 

[Kettle23]

Don't because she would actually do this

Guyz, for today's videw I'm going to be blind testing all the butters available, yes all of them. Jane has buttered all the buns I have in front of me so only she knows which is my usual spread. Ok, here goes chomp chomp.