Gabriella Lindley #69 Buttergate, Summer-hate, making her period a personality trait

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Please can someone do a recap?
 
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She’s no longer a ginger Gemini. This is a major development and we are all shook.
 
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She painted a rewm
She dyed her hair
She changed her bio on insta
She tweeted then deleted
She got her period
She’s sick of the heat and we’ve seen her thermostat a million times
She did a Q&A
 
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Reckon all of her packaging will be the new sew cute stuff?? What will she do with her endless cupboards of cardboard
 
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Gabbie: Gets Starbucks delivered daily in single-use plastic cups
Also Gabbie in the same breath: If YOU care about the environmental impact you can order these eco-friendly reusable boxes!!!

Make it make sense
 
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Advertising Boox ( sorry Bewx ) boxes, whilst her YouTube peers are getting free trips to Disney and doing Ads for Sky.
She’s still spending like it’s 2015 and she was earning three times as much as she does now. Poor gobs has got her own version of a cost of living crisis 🙄. Still earning way above the national average, with a huge disposable income, but not quite the heady days of paying rent on two London flats because her cat didn’t like one of them.
 
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Gabbie: Gets Starbucks delivered daily in single-use plastic cups
Also Gabbie in the same breath: If YOU care about the environmental impact you can order these eco-friendly reusable boxes!!!

Make it make sense
Here's the thing so I think changing one little thing is better than not at all to try to be more eco friendly even if it's just a little. However, with Gabs she told us she readily has a Starbucks available within WALKING distance and has shown plenty of reusable Starbucks cups. (Not sure if they're using them now but I would think most are.) If they aren't she surely could get her own stuff to make more than one Starbucks coffee and use her reusable cups. I guess on the plus side those who need the Uber gigs are definitely getting them if they're anywhere near Gabs.
 
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I see a nice house and I want it painted black
No colours anymore, I want to plant it black!

I see the girls walk by, dressed in their
summer shorts.
I have to turn my head, and tweet all my jealous thoughts!!

Can’t see that line of cars, because they’re painted black.
No license for this gal, my eyes are sew, SEW bad!!

I’ve seen 25 plus haters turn their heads, and quickly look away,
I must demand Jane’s buns, this happens every day :(

Won’t look inside myself, and see my heart is black.
I see my pink wall and must have it painted black!

Maybe then I’ll fade away and not have to face the facts,
It’s not easy growing up, when Jane’s in my bed rubbing my back.

No more will my green eyes go turn deeper blue,
I’ve got a dream box brand deal, I’m FINALLY paid to poo!

If I scream loud enough, down the phone to Mum.
Slave Jane will rush to me, before the morning comes!

I see a nice house and I want to paint it black.
No colours anymore, I want it painted black!

I see the girls walk by, dressed in their
summer shorts.
How DARE they enjoy their life, look what temp my thermostats sports!

I wanna see it painted
Painted black
Black as night
Black as coal
I wanna see the sun blotted out from the sky
So everyone, is as miserable as I!

Painted black, yeah!
 
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I see a nice house and I want it painted black
No colours anymore, I want to plant it black!

I see the girls walk by, dressed in their
summer shorts.
I have to turn my head, and tweet all my jealous thoughts!!

Can’t see that line of cars, because they’re painted black.
No license for this gal, my eyes are sew, SEW bad!!

I’ve seen 25 plus haters turn their heads, and quickly look away,
I must demand Jane’s buns, this happens every day :(

Won’t look inside myself, and see my heart is black.
I see my pink wall and must have it painted black!

Maybe then I’ll fade away and not have to face the facts,
It’s not easy growing up, when Jane’s in my bed rubbing my back.

No more will my green eyes go turn deeper blue,
I’ve got a dream box brand deal, I’m FINALLY paid to poo!

If I scream loud enough, down the phone to Mum.
Slave Jane will rush to me, before the morning comes!

I see a nice house and I want to paint it black.
No colours anymore, I want it painted black!

I see the girls walk by, dressed in their
summer shorts.
How DARE they enjoy their life, look what temp my thermostats sports!

I wanna see it painted
Painted black
Black as night
Black as coal
I wanna see the sun blotted out from the sky
So everyone, is as miserable as I!

Painted black, yeah!
This is art
 
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I see a nice house and I want it painted black
No colours anymore, I want to plant it black!

I see the girls walk by, dressed in their
summer shorts.
I have to turn my head, and tweet all my jealous thoughts!!

Can’t see that line of cars, because they’re painted black.
No license for this gal, my eyes are sew, SEW bad!!

I’ve seen 25 plus haters turn their heads, and quickly look away,
I must demand Jane’s buns, this happens every day :(

Won’t look inside myself, and see my heart is black.
I see my pink wall and must have it painted black!

Maybe then I’ll fade away and not have to face the facts,
It’s not easy growing up, when Jane’s in my bed rubbing my back.

No more will my green eyes go turn deeper blue,
I’ve got a dream box brand deal, I’m FINALLY paid to poo!

If I scream loud enough, down the phone to Mum.
Slave Jane will rush to me, before the morning comes!

I see a nice house and I want to paint it black.
No colours anymore, I want it painted black!

I see the girls walk by, dressed in their
summer shorts.
How DARE they enjoy their life, look what temp my thermostats sports!

I wanna see it painted
Painted black
Black as night
Black as coal
I wanna see the sun blotted out from the sky
So everyone, is as miserable as I!

Painted black, yeah!
Stellar work
 
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I see a nice house and I want it painted black
No colours anymore, I want to plant it black!

I see the girls walk by, dressed in their
summer shorts.
I have to turn my head, and tweet all my jealous thoughts!!

Can’t see that line of cars, because they’re painted black.
No license for this gal, my eyes are sew, SEW bad!!

I’ve seen 25 plus haters turn their heads, and quickly look away,
I must demand Jane’s buns, this happens every day :(

Won’t look inside myself, and see my heart is black.
I see my pink wall and must have it painted black!

Maybe then I’ll fade away and not have to face the facts,
It’s not easy growing up, when Jane’s in my bed rubbing my back.

No more will my green eyes go turn deeper blue,
I’ve got a dream box brand deal, I’m FINALLY paid to poo!

If I scream loud enough, down the phone to Mum.
Slave Jane will rush to me, before the morning comes!

I see a nice house and I want to paint it black.
No colours anymore, I want it painted black!

I see the girls walk by, dressed in their
summer shorts.
How DARE they enjoy their life, look what temp my thermostats sports!

I wanna see it painted
Painted black
Black as night
Black as coal
I wanna see the sun blotted out from the sky
So everyone, is as miserable as I!

Painted black, yeah!
This is what Tattle legends are made of. 👏
 
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I’ve just messaged booooox asking them

what was your thought process behind this?

As I honestly can’t believe that ad was signed off
 
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Here's the thing so I think changing one little thing is better than not at all to try to be more eco friendly even if it's just a little. However, with Gabs she told us she readily has a Starbucks available within WALKING distance and has shown plenty of reusable Starbucks cups. (Not sure if they're using them now but I would think most are.) If they aren't she surely could get her own stuff to make more than one Starbucks coffee and use her reusable cups. I guess on the plus side those who need the Uber gigs are definitely getting them if they're anywhere near Gabs.
Aa well as the freebie coffee machine (from a paid black friday ad) doesn't she have Starbucks coffee pods and the Starbucks syrups too?!
 
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