Gabriella Lindley #69 Buttergate, Summer-hate, making her period a personality trait

[SweetpeaCacti]

Is this...normal?
(From her latest reel)

 

[Kitten458]

Gabby must’ve missed these ones would love to see someone make a ‘Little Miss Shits in a Box’ etc, sadly I am not creative enough

Complete with turd bun and freckles for our ginger kween

 

[Celery16]

Lol, nice one Gabbie.

 

[BoomTimesTwo]

I see a nice house and I want it painted black
No colours anymore, I want to plant it black!

I see the girls walk by, dressed in their
summer shorts.
I have to turn my head, and tweet all my jealous thoughts!!

Can’t see that line of cars, because they’re painted black.
No license for this gal, my eyes are sew, SEW bad!!

I’ve seen 25 plus haters turn their heads, and quickly look away,
I must demand Jane’s buns, this happens every day

Won’t look inside myself, and see my heart is black.
I see my pink wall and must have it painted black!

Maybe then I’ll fade away and not have to face the facts,
It’s not easy growing up, when Jane’s in my bed rubbing my back.

No more will my green eyes go turn deeper blue,
I’ve got a dream box brand deal, I’m FINALLY paid to poo!

If I scream loud enough, down the phone to Mum.
Slave Jane will rush to me, before the morning comes!

I see a nice house and I want to paint it black.
No colours anymore, I want it painted black!

I see the girls walk by, dressed in their
summer shorts.
How DARE they enjoy their life, look what temp my thermostats sports!

I wanna see it painted
Painted black
Black as night
Black as coal
I wanna see the sun blotted out from the sky
So everyone, is as miserable as I!

Painted black, yeah!

 

[August]

So this is where she got the idea about painting a house black not an original thought in her head.

Woman Lives In Incredible All-Black House Because Colour 'Stresses Her Out'

This woman transformed her house into an all-black haven because colour 'stresses her out'.

www.tyla.com

How does she find her house at night?

 

[Cyclophage]

Had to add this one

 

[Ms.Marble]

Got to share this brilliant twitter exchange. Gabbie hid the first reply before I saw it unfortunately.

Still there for me.

 

[areyoujoking]

Some guy has posted this she’s defo sat in a dark, stuffy room, typing ferociously and sweating profusely out of every crevice, pretending to find it ‘funny’

watch every tweet vanishby morning.

 

[Wickedtown]

Because beige would show up every trace of dirt that people bring in on their shoes in a communal space. Next question gab?

 

[RateItOutOfTen]

The profile pic from 2018 (?) is back!

Also she started following this lipedema surgeon.

Is she not embarrassed compared to her recent YT video

 

[Fillyjonk]

Since you and your imaginary husband will live in separate houses, you won't have to worry about it.

Lol she doesn't understand being intimate with somebody and loving somebody enough not to care. She's clearly never been to bed with anybody apart from maybe her mum

 

[pointblankperiod]

Fixed it for ya Gabs

The only male presence

 

[Juststopit]

Where does she think she lives that she will have snow in October? You live in Brighton, you will have wet windy grey weather in 6 weeks, wet windy grey weather in 10 weeks, wet windy grey weather with fairy lights in 14 weeks.

 

[Anotherone]

I had to add mine

 

[jackolantern]

I am truly starting to believe her negativity really is causing her health problems and rotting her from the inside out. In my entire 29 years I’ve never come across a more miserable cunt. How is it possible to hate SO many things? She just has to shit all over everything that possibly brings anyone else joy because she hasn’t got any.

 

[Kitten458]

PLZ someone make a little miss turdbun, emergency cricket, ham or write the day off

Emergency buns and starbucks

 

[Elle]

I'm not even trying to be mean

 

[Kitten458]

Or a Little Miss Cat Shit H0arder

Right last one

 

[masterofmuppets]

Gabby x

 

[Fillyjonk]

Sure, sure you hate filters.
‘You’re fine as you are’ she says, after a shit tonne of fillers and body modifying surgeries.

"I don't want to change my face" says Little Miss Facetune. Fuck offffffff.