Her top tip in that reel was if you’re not cleaning your flat regularly, definitely do it.
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She classes a shower as a pamper session, what does that tell you
I don’t deep clean every week. Am I a bad person? Omg
The amount of chocolate in that bowl...
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Cause she is sewww trendeee and an interior designer didn’t you know?
What the duck is she doing that warrants a deep clean every single Sunday. Festering away in her mould infested flat, skin flakes everywhere, nellies tit all over the place.
This woman is another level of un clean
she’s actually repugnant.
This woman is another level of un clean
she’s actually repugnant.
Bit random, but I was thinking, what has this woman actually ever done to give back to society?
She has unfortunately amassed all of these followers, and though I religiously watched the brit crew and
her back in the day, I can never recall a specific thing she has ever done for her subscribers or society
other than take from them. There are a lot of celebs out there who acually do admirable charity
work and use their platform to help the wider community.
But Gabby...? Just a lousy pompous potato head, lazy with no life or ambition.
It's concerning to me that she uses instagram like its some highschool girls private snapchat story,
she hasn't got the foggiest about anything. It's fascinating to watch somebody try to convince
thousands of people that she deserves her platform and has worked hard from it.
I wish she would grow up one day and realise she could
have done a lot more with her life, but I don't think that will ever happen.
She has unfortunately amassed all of these followers, and though I religiously watched the brit crew and
her back in the day, I can never recall a specific thing she has ever done for her subscribers or society
other than take from them. There are a lot of celebs out there who acually do admirable charity
work and use their platform to help the wider community.
But Gabby...? Just a lousy pompous potato head, lazy with no life or ambition.
It's concerning to me that she uses instagram like its some highschool girls private snapchat story,
she hasn't got the foggiest about anything. It's fascinating to watch somebody try to convince
thousands of people that she deserves her platform and has worked hard from it.
I wish she would grow up one day and realise she could
have done a lot more with her life, but I don't think that will ever happen.
That she smells like the whiff you get when you first open a pack of ham? Farty ham. That’s what she smells like.
Did everyone clock the tea towels used to clean the surfaces? Classic Gaboon
Kindly nominate fakingitfromthestrart as official sofa accountant.
Well done for being able to solve the riddle. I bet even Gobby has lost track of what she's had/has.
I wonder how many other influencers require a sofa accountant? I think that says a lot about our Gobby.
She’s kept the sofa industry live and kicking and she’s very passionate about getting her B12 injections. Such an advocate!
Neither does Gobby
Her living room looks like my Nan’s circa 1998. Something about the dusky pink and sage.
Got curious, watched the "deep clean" video. What she is doing is just regular cleaning? Deep cleaning over here means like scrubbing every surface, washing baseboards, dusting things, wiping down everything, getting all the nooks and crannies etc.
Exactly! The same as having a bath isn’t a “pamper session” lol
Excellent spreadsheet work!
12 or 13, plus the side/coffee tables and footstools too.
I wanted to add that she had a long charcoal grey corner sofa in the London flat with the shelves (those that housed the huge prints of her with zoe sugg and her with blond hair with the twins) I remember her lugging some parts of it to one of her upstairs bedrooms on occasion to switch up the space. She also seemed to buy an alarming number of King sized beds around this time, then sell them and o.f.c buy virtually identical replacements. I did wonder at the time of this was normal behaviour and my family simply weren't purchasing enough furniture regularly.
Someone please send this girl some proper cleaning cloths!!!
Gobbles album cover has been leaked 
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Nah I’m sorry but you could tell the green sofa hadn’t been cleaned in weeks with all the build up on it. Scruffy mare
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