I’m actually crying someone call Bob Geldof for Gab AidTattle charity single to raise money for Gob's new sewfa?
It's Christmas time,
But I've taken down my tree
At Christmas time,
Attention should be all on me
I've booked a Christmas surgery
So there won't be any joy
Throw some noodles at the world
At Christmas time
But nostrils flare
Flare for the other ones
At Christmas time
It's hard when they're having fun
There's a world outside my window
Where people have friends and go out
And I sulk here on my sewfa
Because friendships, I have nowt
And the gift boxes aren't presents,
They're receptacles for poo
Well tonight it's about me instead of yew
And there won't be fun in Thurgoland this Christmas time,
Except for me with back rubs and Jane's buns
I'll lie here and eat ham, taking grey pics for the 'gram
Do they know it's about me at all?
Here's to me
Make a ham plate just for me
Here's to Gab
Who has just had surgery
Do they know it's about me at all?
Feed this girl
Ham and buns at Christmas time
Feed this girl
All things pork this Christmas time
Drive this girl
Miles at miles at Christmas time
Feed this girl's
Ego 'cos it's Christmas time
Feed this girl
Feed this girl
Feed this girl
Gabriella Lindley #55 The best way tew spread Christmuss cheer is with a surgery at the end of the year!
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I’m actually crying someone call Bob Geldof for Gab Aid
Incredible. I’m on a work call shaking with laughter hahaha lucky I’m on mute
I hereby crown you queen of tattle, congrats you’ve won an operashun and a box
Does Gabby Know It's Christmas Time? Remix
It's Christmas time, Jane and Nellie feel afraid
At Christmas time, Gabby banishes light, and she festers in shade
But in Gab's world of empty, Jane can spread a smile of joy
By driving up and down the country at Christmas time
But say a prayer, pray for Gabby's loved ones
At Christmas time it's hard when Gabby's not having fun
There's a world inside her window
And it's a world of tantrums and fear
Where the only water flowing
Is the bitter sting of tears (in the gravy aisle)
And the Christmas bells that ring
Are the clomping stomps of Gabby's boots
Well tonight thank God it's Jane and Nellie, instead of youuuuu
YASSS TEARS IN THE GRAVY AISLE
So this is Gabmas
And what have yew done?
Another year over
Full of Jane making buns
So this is Gabmas
How dare yew have fun!
Don’t yew know I have an infection
And a womb of adheshuns
And what have yew done?
Another year over
Full of Jane making buns
So this is Gabmas
How dare yew have fun!
Don’t yew know I have an infection
And a womb of adheshuns
“And Madgejure, don’t forget Madgejure, ya know, Madgejure, like Madgejure cheddar”
Ahhh can you tell I’ve been watching Gavin and Stacey Christmas specials this week
On a bus on my day off and I’m laughing picturing Gabby saying adeeeezhunnnnns
I've got nothing worthwhile to add, but I bleeping love yew guys 
Ooh ooh, I have one! Christmas time, munchausen and whine!
Ooh ooh, I have one! Christmas time, munchausen and whine!
To promote her Christmas Album, Gobby is doing a Christmas Carol singalong concert, featuring all the songs off her album, and more 
All proceeds going to the ‘Christmas ham fund’
All proceeds going to the ‘Christmas ham fund’
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Come they told me, pa rum pum pum pum
Another surgery, pa rum pum pum pum
The finest gift yew've seen, pa rum pum pum pum
To lay before yew qween, pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum
Peace on earth, can it be?
A man in Jane's rewm? THE TREACHERY
See that day of glory
See the day where men will be killed
Live in peace, live in peace again
Every cat must be made aware
Every cat must be made to care
Can't escape from this mad woman
Killed with tewna from a bleeping can
I pray my wish will come true
For my imagined child, Zoella 2
She'll see my days of glory
Where men will be killed,
Live in peace, live in peace again
Another surgery, pa rum pum pum pum
The finest gift yew've seen, pa rum pum pum pum
To lay before yew qween, pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum
Peace on earth, can it be?
A man in Jane's rewm? THE TREACHERY
See that day of glory
See the day where men will be killed
Live in peace, live in peace again
Every cat must be made aware
Every cat must be made to care
Can't escape from this mad woman
Killed with tewna from a bleeping can
I pray my wish will come true
For my imagined child, Zoella 2
She'll see my days of glory
Where men will be killed,
Live in peace, live in peace again
‘Someone call Bob geldof for gab aid’… petition for next threat title!
You guys have KILLED me with the Christmas songs. I've never spoken to a funnier bunch of hewmens on the internet in my 24 years of life
and several hundred halloween stickers!!I hereby crown you queen of tattle, congrats you’ve won an operashun and a box
I’m a 30+ who just literally wet myself laughing at “the treachery” it’s absolutely finished me off
Jingle Bells Jingle Bells
Nellies Ran Away
Too Much Chewna Made Him Sick
Jane's made a ham and lasange buffet, hey!
Nellies Ran Away
Too Much Chewna Made Him Sick
Jane's made a ham and lasange buffet, hey!
I'm nowhere near as funny or smart as you guys but I'd love if "Yewltide" could make it into the next thread title somehow
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