Gabriella Lindley #53 hewcus pewcus, your launch is attrewshus

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Fillyjonk

Why is NOBODY telling her that her complexion is too ruddy for lighter blondes? Her pink round face with silver hair is going to look like a ham wrapped in tinfoil.
 
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freshgossip5

No way she’s just asked herself ‘what is your opinion on November’ I wouldn’t even ask my best friend their opinion on a month let alone a person I follow on insta and don’t know personally. She’s actually lost the plot
 
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Pnpplsndy

Why did she come home and immediately put her hair into plaits?! What on earth is that about? She so weird!
 
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EllaEm87

Fillyjonk said:
Why is NOBODY telling her that her complexion is too ruddy for lighter blondes? Her pink round face with silver hair is going to look like a ham wrapped in tinfoil.
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She’s sew pale (I agree, she’s ruddy. Silver is going to look dreadful)
 
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rosesareblue

I would love to give her a curly shoulder length cut with a sweeping fringe. DARK BROWN! She’d look amazing. But no… more silvuuuuhhh
 
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Mooncalf

Who comes home from the hairdresser and immediately puts their hair into plaits? I know this is nowhere near the weirdest thing she's done, but it baffles me as Gabby would say
 
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HotTea

Fillyjonk said:
Why is NOBODY telling her that her complexion is too ruddy for lighter blondes? Her pink round face with silver hair is going to look like a ham wrapped in tinfoil.
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She’s becoming the ham.

Also, side note, I love my cats to bits and they’re my babes… but if someone asked me if I had Halloween plans with my CAT I would fucking die lmao.
 
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EllaEm87

Mooncalf said:
Who comes home from the hairdresser and immediately puts their hair into plaits? I know this is nowhere near the weirdest thing she's done, but it baffles me as Gabby would say
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It’s because she hates it! Also those plaits are SO neat. Wouldn’t be surprised if the hairdresser did them…

Celery16 said:
Howling at the thought of Gabbie doing voice over work.
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“HULLO”
 
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Hill1994

So the dream career of having her own jewniper mewn office with pizza days has gone like a fart in the wind then?
 
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Fillyjonk

"Audition for Les Mis"

Fuck off, love. With what agent would you get that audition, exactly? With what training?

I don't think even her local am dram society would be very impressed with her audishun given she's never done any shows and would probably sing from behind a curtain.
 
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Kitten458

Celery16 said:
Howling at the thought of Gabbie doing voice over work.
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She is DELEWDED if she thinks she’d just ‘go into voiceover work’
I can picture it now
‘Do yew suffer from sewper bad stomach pains? Is your doctor botching all your surgeries? Is your only friend your cat? Call 1-800-HAM now to secure your diagnewsis’
 
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Punchface

God, she must SEETHE with envy at Polly’s studio and friends employees!
 
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JLPU

So delusional.. never mind the fact she thinks she will star in les mis... this girl actually thinks she will have friends hahahahahahaha
 
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judgejohndeed

Audition for Les Mis ahahahahaahah oh Gabbage how is this hilarity provided to us for free
 
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