‘Our stickers are made on water resistant vinyl’ lol did she mean ‘with’ And does anyone even know who manufacturers her stickers?
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I thought one of you guys had done a pisstake reworking of her posts again. The way I was scrolling through this thread waiting for someone to own up to making a joke list but this is actually what she posted.Far enough out of the pandemic that she can finally take the rubbish out. Not far enough out of the pandemic that she can get some friends.
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Plagiarise spewky designsI thought one of you guys had done a pisstake reworking of her posts again. The way I was scrolling through this thread waiting for someone to own up to making a joke list but this is actually what she posted.
Edit video is probably the only list worthy thing. Going to the supermarket, duh otherwise what would you eat? Wash bedding and take outtrashrubbish... I hope you'd do that without a reminder? It's basic hygiene.
Might as well have added:
✓ brush teeth
✓ make lasagne for tonight's bath
✓save cardboard boxesbuy toilet roll
Saying she "works alone" is so offensive to Jane, like holy tit if my daughter treated me like that.Does this mean Juniper Jane will be receiving her p45 later this year? 🥲
TewtThe tewt bag looks tit! The handles/straps look like they’d snap off at the seam if you put something heavy inside the bag. Shite quality.
Her list reminds me of a child playing an adult with errands.
I remember her saying she made them larger than your average tote so you can put your shopping in them, and you're right, they look like they'd fall apart if your shopping consisted of more than 3 packs of hamThe tewt bag looks tit! The handles/straps look like they’d snap off at the seam if you put something heavy inside the bag. Shite quality.
Her list reminds me of a child playing an adult with errands.
They're so bad. Surely if the brand wasn't by this sad egg* that used to be friends with Zoella, nobody would buy it? It is like everything else on the market only more expensive and more poorly executed. In fact some of it is actually laughable. I have a theory that Jane is buying it all and Bev's garage is stacked to bursting with Juniper Shite.First of all, these stickers are a pile of tit. It makes me question humanity when there are people willing to part cash for this shite. Second of all, why is she launching at 5pm on a Friday? Is it so she can moan about how hard she has worked all weekend long 🥲 #martyr.
It's the perfect excewse for why she's not hanging out with friends/family.First of all, these stickers are a pile of tit. It makes me question humanity when there are people willing to part cash for this shite. Second of all, why is she launching at 5pm on a Friday? Is it so she can moan about how hard she has worked all weekend long 🥲 #martyr.
Didn't she do that for her initial launch, too? I remember her launching at like 5-6pm on a Friday, and it was originally meant to be a Thursday or something? And I think the timing during the month was odd too, like she could've launched closer to payday but she didn't. I might be making some of this up but it rings a few bells....Second of all, why is she launching at 5pm on a Friday? Is it so she can moan about how hard she has worked all weekend long 🥲 #martyr.
For real. Juvenile shite at adult wage earner prices.She aimed for 5pm because even she knows her audience who would buy from her are probably still in school hehehe
Reading this made my brain hurt!It's the perfect excewse for why she's not hanging out with friends/family.
"I have sew sew many nice friends yew guiseeee that I dewnt shew on yewchewb, but yew awl know my sew smoll shop comes first sew I'll be busy awl weekend packing orders awlll by myse- JANE GET BACK IN THE OFFICE THERE IS NEW TIME FOR YEW TEW HAVE A TOILET BREAK. fine, just yewse the box in the corner."
The 'potion' bottle looks like a bladder. I get that ignorant style is a thing, but Gabbie genuinely seems to think these are the pinnacle of illustration and sew kute.these look like they took maybe 10 minutes....and again, sew yewnique
Thsts how I feel trying to listen to Gabby speak in between jump cuts every other wordReading this made my brain hurt!