Gabriella Lindley #39 Can buy friends, can buy bots, but nobody forgets what she did in a box

[wittyusername789]

Been away for a while and just catching up. I’m watching her new video on 1.5 speed just to get it over with and because of how slowly she’s been speaking lately the sped up version actually sounds more normal?

 

[ECH]

The “flower” reminds me of the thingy in the Big Bang Theory opening!

That's exactly what I thought too, it reminds me of those old science logos

 

[snowfairy17]

Legends, your replies rang a bell instantly when I saw them! Thanks all

 

[mindlessness]

A book tuber i like recently did an Ana Luisa collab, Noelle. Her design made sense and she seemed genuinely so thrilled about the project. Stark difference to Gabs. That said, I’m not a fan of how many influencers they send stuff to and the quality doesn’t seem great

 

[Hope96]

Fewl! Food is fewl, and bodysneedfewl
sew Gabby logic here, if you choose food you like such as ham hock, Quavers, lasagna bathwater or spaghetti hoops garnished with a pound of cheese drenching a packet of deep fried penne pasta, yadda yadda yadda could list all the foods but but time constraints won't allow, sew, then your body just gets the fewl it needs from tastyness rather than vile ness foods like i dunno, steamed vegetables, and lentils. Urgh!

I recall she used to roughly dice up a punnet strawberries before liberally sprinkling them with sugar. First time I'd ever seen anyone doing this, sugar ontop Of one of the sweetest berries around.. I also learnt that the way to deep fry chips at home was to emerge the potatoes in a pint of extra virgin olive oil before pouring it down the drain. I've learnt so much.

Hahaha we'd all be healthy old fecks if we followed Gob's diet eh.

 

[coffeeandwine]

I'm still not over the ridiculous audacity of this bitch suggesting she couldn't take her bins out because of covid

Wait, that actually happened??!

 

[Bexlouell]

I'm sure of it! If you go on Ana Luisa's website, whether you click to show All necklaces or Pendant necklaces, hers is the last item on the page, featured after all the sold out items. She's the only new item featured like that, all the others are ranked higher on the pages.

Something definitely seems off. Wonder if thats why the announcement was pushed back as well?

 

[Alrighthunxo]

Are those...sad faces?

They’re the puppy dog/ teary eye type faces

 

[Libertine1975]

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She's a loser with no friends, no boyfriend and a fat cat. That's her aesthetic

Sugar on strawberries?! Maybe on pancakes but I can't imagine making myself a bowl of FRUIT and then putting sugar on top what the actual fuck

As a child we would have strawberries which we dipped in sugar. I think I had them dipped in sugar a few years ago at when I visited my parents as a bit of a treat but they don't really need the extra sugar and ilI wouldn't eat them with sugar regularly!

I don't like bananas and my gran tried the sugar trick with me as a child to get me to eat them lol.

 

[Fillyjonk]

Is it George's pre weight loss jumper? Because he's significantly slimmer than Gabby now and I don't believe he'd wear a massive tent like that.

 

[xoxo_a]

Genuine question as someone who followed jaclyn a few years ago but hasn’t kept up with her for ages. What happened? Is this filler or weight gain? I do remember at one point she was posting a lot about how she gained weight in her face but all the comparisons to gabby recently imply it’s filler?

I think it was a bit of both! She definitely gained weight but I don’t think she scaled back on the filler to balance it all out.

 

[Blueblue123]

I suppose the capped Rs are supposed to be cutesy and quirky. I actually knew someone who would capitalise their Rs when writing but we were kids and it even used to piss me off then. Let alone seeing it as an adult.

 

[yikez101]

She's had so many! She had a big Mona phase because of PLL, as well as Aria. Think she tested the water with Rose for a bit? until it got tainted by Becca Rose?

Also do we count the countless Gabb, Gabby, Gabbie phases

one of these is my name and one is my pets name she needs to keep her grubby hands away from my names

 

[Doc]

"Oh, you were talking about yourself was you? Anyways back to meeeeeeeeee"

I wonder if the unhappy family dynamic was solely due to Gabby? Maybe they were a happy trio before little hammock longbottom was thrust into the world? Her brother seems normal, her dad claims jane is his best friend still much to gabby's disgust, we all know according to gabby that you are only allowed one friend. Jane must choose, and gabby pays her and so the mighty cry of ... 'she loves meeee more dad' rings out throughout Thurgoland.

Hammock Longbottom

 

[Tom_Nook]

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These stories just ooze with social ineptitude and BO. Imagine how delusional you have to be to think that this limp, greasy mop on top of your head is something to be jealous of. Never change, Gabs.

Much content. Such wow

 

[snowfairy17]

Does anyone remember when Starbucks guy was? I don’t remember seeing her save his name with the ring emoji, but I remember seeing his arms on the Starbucks table in a vlog and I cannot find it anywhere

 

[Nitfey]

Said it before, and I’ll say it again. Jaclyn Hill syndrome

Oh my lord. What happened to jaclyn? I was Not following "gabs" for years...great to see she is still mentally unstabble...

 

[clairechoice]

I don’t understand why she doesn’t get her teeth sorted out. I guess she demands instant gratification and she doesn’t want to go through the months of work it involves.

Her gums look like they have receded so bad

Okay what the hell is going on with her nose in this new photo?! Its like shes edited out the septum bit (nose parts are not my specialism so correct me if im wrong)

Adding another recent photo for comparision

Omg how embarrassing

 

[Fillyjonk]

Her hands make me think she looks like someone who would smell of milk or Dairylea lunchable cheese...please tell me someone knows what I mean?!

100% yes

 

[lira]

One of her cards is totally stolen from the one that created that tag as well, Joanne. Not that it's a completely original idea, but the colours and the lines around the writing is exactly Joanne's style.

Can't find Gabby's one but here's Joanne's. Not out of this world in terms of originality but we know Gobs would never be able to even come up with this design on her own

One of her cards is totally stolen from the one that created that tag as well, Joanne. Not that it's a completely original idea, but the colours and the lines around the writing is exactly Joanne's style.

Can't find Gabby's one but here's Joanne's. Not out of this world in terms of originality but we know Gobs would never be able to even come up with this design on her own