Gabriella Lindley #37 International shipping expert

[Gossipgirl92]

So, I tried her beloved Prawn Cocktail Quavers. And can I just say, they're a bit shit. Something between a prawn cracker and a Skip, only not as good as either.

Of all this things, Gobbles reads on here, I reckon this is gonna hurt her the most.

I tried them too and I too thought they were a bit shit! X

 

[Doc]

All I can think of is the opening titles for The Bill - PC Gobb off to start her shift at Sun Hill police station

I’m howling

 

[Fillyjonk]

I am CREASED at this omfg

It's my favourite thing. Now we just need Gobby's face on John Travolta in the famous dancing scene (or the Airplane! one if you're really niche) and I can die happy.

 

[yikez101]

Just gonna leave miss ‘i have green eyes’ here he he he

admittedly she looks really nice and healthy here. but those are just regular brown eyes lol

I love all your comments about cat food forks

 

[Back rolls]

Is there a way I can watch tik tok without downloading the app? I keep deleting it because the videos omg... I'm only 30 but ughh I'm fed up of seeing what's popular on the home screen. I do like to see what shit Gobb is posting though!

 

[Laurabodel12]

I’m so confused by her forehead? Is not even just a receding hairline, it’s like her whole head shape has changed? Has she been putting it in a vice?

Mir confuses me too! I don’t understand how she looks so different from before, I know people change but she looks like a different person and not in a good way!

 

[peagreen]

They are actually really nice jeans they are ment to be flared lol


I remember her linking them and they looked great on the model lol

Oh they look horrible on her she isn’t a good model!

 

[IrishName]

The way her desk is so jammed in makes me uncomfortable, idk why she doesn’t get a bigger one and make space somewhere else? it’s not like she works traditionally so has no need for art materials other than her iPad and pen, but that chair looks so wedged in with the shelves behind it, it’s all a mess!

She probably only has a chair because in her head it matches her Instagramable room.

 

[LaLa247]

yes but at the same time she'd post something like ''valentines doesn't mean anyhting you should show love every day'', she just loves to get on any bandwagon and has no actual opinion, i mean how could she, the most serious relationship she's ever had is with her duvet

Hit the nail on the head

What’s the latest cool girl opinion on twitter? Hating trump (not disagreeing with this one) and the calorie counting is the devil are all just opinions stolen off twitter

Actually everything she does is copied - her whole house aesthetic and ‘small business owner’ aesthetic

 

[IrishName]

I like to think Jane titters occasionally when Gabby reads what we've written out loud and has to disguise it with a cough.

And Gabby shouts at her to get a covid test because of her cough (which autocorrect changed to “bought”). BUT STAY AT HEWM JANE.

I call my mum Jane because I’m so interesting.

 

[judgejohndeed]

She bought a dress like Liesel from Sound of Music, and did a cover of "I am 16 going on 17". She kept scrunching up her nose and making weird faces. It was really cringey, but fascinating to watch at the same time...

Omg is that what it was? I couldn’t bear to put the sound on but I thought it was Disney for some reason bc she was so over the top (haven’t seen Sound of Music soz so idk what the vibe is) I wish it hadn’t been deleted it was comedy gold

 

[Anotherone]

I know you weren’t asking me, but snowfairys reply was aimed at a person responding to my originsl post. When that cover was released I was somewhat a fan of gabbys (I know) and LOVED that song (still do) , so I don’t suppose I thought anything of it. But now I look back, I’m like, yeah, this girl was never getting on the west end

Is this person ok? They do know juniper moon is a shop not a person right?

She meant Jane, also Gobz got cuddles from Jane.
And also Gobba: Jane! erm what day is today? - Monday- ahhhhh I shall treat myself!!

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of course she retweeted this. Fits right in with her “all men are trash” brand

This isn't deep at all, it's shallow and childish and have they learn about communication?

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

I wish the person who wrote The Adventures of Velvetgh0st on Wattpad would write this as a sequel

is this still a thing? I might do it..

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she on her period again? Because I thought that was the only time she could eat sew sew much

sew, just another normal day in the juniper mewn den then?? I wouldn't be shocked if her intestines were gurgling or rumbling as she puts it, as they are too full and overworked from trying to push all those Quavers and bacon slabs through. however, if you're hungry eat, if your still hungry why not try high fiber unprocessed foods or a big bowl of vegetable broth. a wholesale box of Quavers that will neither satiate you, or do your health any good whatsoever.

I suspect Gabby has no idea of the religious aspect.. she mentioned it being a UK thing? Shrove Tuesday is celebrated in many Christian cultures.
Interesting she’s observed the tradition to eat pancakes which marks the start of lent. Is she giving up anything for lent?

yeah, vegetables and sex.

They updated her photo but left in the 650,000 followers so people can see how they’re dwindling
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they chopped off the top of her head!

 

[kbjhguih]

I haven’t read the whole thread yet so apologies if someone said this. I’m sure her tv was too heavy for the wall but she just bought a new one?

Yeah I vaguely remember this too now, forgot about her feeling *spenny* and just buying a new tv

 

[Fillyjonk]

Surprised she mentioned pancake day. Thought she hateeees religion yew guyezzzz

It's really not seen as a religious holiday here, just a cultural thing. Plus it's probably Jane doing it, she'd have ignored it or been too edgy (lol) for it if she was alone.

 

[BoomTimesTwo]

Maybe Chris sunk cash into her stinky pit and co-signed now he’s sick o’ her crap and sold it out from under her and is booting her out or she secretly filmed Alfie and Zoe during one of the nights she creepily over stayed her welcome I n the throes of passion and blackmailed him into her renting her one of his properties or she will expose them and he’s finally booting her out! Okay, time to get off the internet for me lmao

 

[Blueblue123]

She got her flat in June 2019. Which is not two years, why is she so desperate to fast forward everything in her life.

Wants out before she has to remortgage?

 

[lemonlime]

Probably saving her stimulating comments to the select few. I feel robbed.

 

[peagreen]

Still howling

Our creative brains should do this more often haha

 

[runforitmarty]

oh my

I am CREASED at this omfg