Gabriella Lindley #32

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Can we please have bl0cked! The loosical in the next title? Absolute genius
 
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Dull, my dear, I have it severe
Ray, I fucking hate the suuun
Me, it’s all I can talk about
Far, that’s what Jane has to ruuun
Sew, my favourite adjective
Lap, an operashun don’t you know
Tea, I eat like I’ve been unfed
And that brings us back to dull,
 
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I’m still reading so not sure if anyone’s mentioned this yet, but this is the girl who would travel from London to Barnsley for singing lessons. I wouldn’t be surprised
 
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GENIUS. Yew guise.

@Doc The logo for this is your trademark Gabby but like the Les Mis illustration.
 
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Tale as old as time
Untrue as it can be
Barely have a friend
To my will they won't bend
Yes they bully me

No I will not change
My portion size to lose weight
To leave my flat I'm scared
As an adult unprepared
Gobby is a beast

Ever the same lies
Designs I plagerise
Eat like I did before
Over feed my cat for sure
Wish the sun won't rise

Too many ops to count
Sure to develop gout
I'm bitter and I'm strange
But I will never change
I am never wrong
Certain as the sun
Rising in the east
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Gobbo is a beast
 
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I now feel ashamed to admit that my first thought of Gobby on the loo was just a simple ‘all by myself, don’t wanna be, all by myself, WITH MY HAM’ bravo everyone
 
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Fewd glorious fewd
Creamed spinach and Quavers
Bad period mewd
Drowned roast with no flavours
Jane's pasta with 'sghetti hoops
Haters, don't you question
Same food on a boring loop
Bad digestion
Fewd glorious fewd
That's green, I won't try it
Sew triggering! Rewd!
Don't talk about diets
Just picture a great big plate
Mum's watery stew
Oh fewd
Flavourless fewd
Toddler fewd
Glorious fewd
 
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Definitely an Olivier Award nomination right here

Bl0cked! The Loosical: A Gabulous Story
 
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It's not in my head constantly but I'm thinking of her doing it in that overacting way she did in this cringe fest

This face is the exact face I pull when I’m trying to push out my first poo after giving birth.
 
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Choking
 
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I’m fucking DEAD this is the 2021 anthem

fucking hell this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read on these threads. All hail
 
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I dreamed a dream of fewd gone by
Ham, crisps, lasange and a roast
I dreamed of fewd until I cried
My tummy aches, Jane I need Toast

Still tattle trolls they come at night
Young women and 30+ haters
They tear me down I want to fight
Your getting lawyer letters later.
 
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