Gabriella Lindley #29 Oh Christmas tree, no Christmas tree, Gabby’s got NO Christmas tree

[Doc]

I wonder whether Gabby will tell us the truth if they open her up and find no uhdeejuns or endowh?

Just the fermenting remnants of creamed spinach, bacon medallions and her grandad’s special recipe thrice heated, 52 day matured, e-coli bolognaise?

 

[lira]

I wonder whether Gabby will tell us the truth if they open her up and find no uhdeejuns or endowh?

Just the fermenting remnants of creamed spinach, bacon medallions and her grandad’s special recipe thrice heated, 52 day matured, e-coli bolognaise?

This was duhlishus to read after a morning snack.

 

[menolikey]

Aren't you meant to self isolate for like 14 days before an operation? She's been on a train and in train stations.

 

[Alrighthunxo]

I’m guessing as it’s private they’ll make her do one of those rapid tests the day before.
I’d quietly lol if she was an asymptomatic carrier and couldn’t have it done after going to Starbucks, round town constantly, on trains, basically here there and every bloody where constantly while being all “we’re in a pandemic, stay at home!”
Probably makes me a witch but in the words of Gabs herself “hey ho xo”

 

[Lemonz]

I thought the op was going to be on Friday just gone tbh, i had the 11th in my head.

 

[Minipizza]

I hate to be mean because I LOVE cats but what is wrong with his face, BSH cats look cute (feel like these pictures are what they should look like) but he just looks so inbred it’s so sad. Same with Nellie he doesn’t look like you standard cute BSH, what kind of dodgy ass breeder did they go to

The breeder she got Nellie from got shut down I think?

 

[nym3ria]

The actual audacity of this witch. You gave him away you pleb.

do cats always look this pissed off?

 

[SpookyLumberjack]

The actual audacity of this witch. You gave him away you pleb.

I like watching TV...I do, but I've never seen anyone watch as much as she does. It's 24/7 on the sofa in pyjamas for her. I'd run out of things that interested me to watch, I'm sure.

 

[Bexlouell]

Shes so weird, she made her tik tok account private this morning and its back to public again now

 

[Noscrubs]

Why is she travelling to Sheffield for the op anyway? It’s literally routine surgery and I’m pretty sure she could have found a surgeon in Brighton.

 

[StephenTJackson]

Why is she travelling to Sheffield for the op anyway? It’s literally routine surgery and I’m pretty sure she could have found a surgeon in Brighton.

She's probably got a loyalty card with this Sheffield surgeon. Buy 10 surgeries, get 11th one free.

 

[HotTea]

her grandad’s special recipe thrice heated, 52 day matured, e-coli bolognaise?

ah god that got me

 

[IrishName]

She's probably got a loyalty card with this Sheffield surgeon. Buy 10 surgeries, get 11th one free.

Fingers crossed for a personality transplant for the next one

 

[Blueblue123]

I like watching TV...I do, but I've never seen anyone watch as much as she does. It's 24/7 on the sofa in pyjamas for her. I'd run out of things that interested me to watch, I'm sure.

I've been working from home since March and socialised when I could according to the rules and I've already run out of things to watch. I don't know how Gabby does it without anything to distract her for a significant portion of the day... She doesn't even take an hour's walk.

 

[judgejohndeed]

Why is she travelling to Sheffield for the op anyway? It’s literally routine surgery and I’m pretty sure she could have found a surgeon in Brighton.

Because she couldn’t persuade an NHS doctor to give her a procedure she doesn’t need so I guess she’s got a doctor up north who will do what she asks if she pays. Pretty gross really. Especially from little Miss ‘jUsT sTaY aT hOmE’

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

This can’t be true? My mum would honestly tell me to duck off and then laugh

Yeah, but poor old Jane is gabby's employee, so it is probably counted as 'werk'.

 

[dramallama123]

why would you go there ffs, it’s mad at the best of times regardless of it being Christmas time “just” for M&S too, bullshit. You make yourself look a proper twit by preaching yet going out for non essentials. You could support a small business go to a corner shop?! But no you’re a pretentious twit who’s gone M&S

 

[judgejohndeed]

why would you go there ffs, it’s mad at the best of times regardless of it being Christmas time “just” for M&S too, bullshit. You make yourself look a proper twit by preaching yet going out for non essentials. You could support a small business go to a corner shop?! But no you’re a pretentious twit who’s gone M&S

Lol wtf? This isn’t a Yorkshire thing, all the London influencers are socialising and breaking the rules. They’re talking about putting London in tier 3 now from the 16th. Any excuse to bash the north while also flexing about doing her food shop at the most middle class supermarket there is (no shade I love M&S food too but let’s be real that’s what it is) is she really going to pretend like there’s nowhere near her actual home to get food? She doesn’t even live in Sheffield does she - Barnsley isn’t that near Meadowhall? Massive hypocrite.

 

[Celery16]

She has zero self awareness. She can’t see that she’s contributing to the problem and is being a massive hypocrite. She’s an absolute arse hole.

 

[Alrighthunxo]

A bit OT but Avon are selling “To the moon & back” pyjamas and slippers which seem like a bargain in comparison to her single piece of paper. Also they have just the one moon