Gabriella Lindley #24 copycat art, lasagne bath, blocking to deal with the aftermath

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HotTea

Also... the whole “it’s a pamper day so I’m going to wash my hair”. Washing your hair shouldn’t be a “pamper” Gab it’s a basic necessity! Imagine thinking oooooh I’m going to treat myself and wash my hair?!
 
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BoomTimesTwo

Fillyjonk said:
It's pathetic when influenzas (sorry, influencers) have to retweet a link to their video on the same day.
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Yes but that isn’t their fault... it’s the YeWChOOb aLgOriThm! YeWChOOb is just mean and sew sew hater that they don’t go into subscription boxes!! It’s not because they’re past their prime and the only people that watch them are blind minions or hate watchers so they have to keep posting it themselves lol
 
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Randomlyorange

G is for gabby, the grubbiest of them all
A is for all the tins of farrow and ball
B is for bacon, a three times daily treat
R is for ready meals, which she shouldn’t eat
I is for illnesses causing sleep til afternoon
E is for everything wrong with jewniper mewn
L is for lasagne bath, best hour of the week
L is for the loss of followers that she doesn’t seek
A is for after all of this, I don’t want to scorn her, just wish she’d grow up 10 years and finally turn a corner
 
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scoobie

Felt inspired by the amazing Jewniper Jane artwork in the last thread wearing my velvetbl0cked badge with pride!

 
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bolimepipi

https://giphy.com/qKNfbNbEN5ylW
 
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Sashaxx1

Mollymole said:
Oh god.. I told my partner about her lasagna in the bath and he replied "Yeah? I do it too. I just don't bathe in it." To then find out his best friend also eats food In the bath Considering a divorce.
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Its the only option, I don't see any other alternatives. Sorry
 
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Moonstone

I can’t stop laughing - so she had this plate of lasagne plus chips AND THEN she decided to take a bath and eat the leftover lasagne and the whole tray actually fell in the water




 
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Mollymole

BoomTimesTwo said:
I mean.. why are you married anyway? Boys are sew mean and dangerous and I bet he does terribly bad horrible things like stand still in shops
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He's sew mean. Carrying my bags and looking out for me. Giving me my kids. Sew mean. How dare he.
 
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Fillyjonk

The fuck does somebody who's had a gastric sleeve surgery eat half a lasagne with chips? I just had a slice of lasagne for dinner that was smaller than that portion, and I could barely manage a salad with it, and that's without a surgically corrected stomach.

Oh, I also wouldn't be able to stomach the other half, especially not when it's steeped in Gabby's crevasse juices from her bathwater.
 
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loopyjuice

I was going to say, that lasagne looked huge! I knew she wouldn’t save it for another day either as soon as she’d said she was only having half. Having it with chips as well as someone previously mentioned, I’d be flat out with heartburn in minutes!
 
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chandlercheesecake

Lasagne in the bath is actually very moisturizing and leaves my skin feeling soft, supple and smelling of Italy. Best added to the bath under hot running water, instead of plopping it in like Gabby does.
 
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Doc

chandlercheesecake said:
Lasagne in the bath is actually very moisturizing and leaves my skin feeling soft, supple and smelling of Italy. Best added to the bath under hot running water, instead of plopping it in like Gabby does.
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I love that you don’t need to fake tan afterwards as the orange grease residue does all the hard work for you
 
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Amandaleigh

I feel like watching her latest video after a few glasses of wine, bet it’d be hysterical
 
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totes ridic

Who the fuck puts ketchup on a plate with lasagne? (or eats chips with lasagne, or eats lasagne in the bath, or eats lasagne out of a plastic cooking tray....)

But really, WHY THE KETCHUP?
 
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