The woman is clearly unhinged. I know this is an awful thing to say but I feel sorry for her future child
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Catchup on the grid and wow, 5 photos of her and Robbie in different poses at a friend's 30th birthday, but not one photo with the girl whose birthday it is. Any excuse to do a hold bump shoot. She has zero shame!
My god she’s exhausting! I don’t have kids but is it normal to be this obsessed when you’re still weeks away from having the baby?
That chair is beautiful but looks so stupid in that space. She needs a rocker or something that sits in the corner.
I feel I've taken one for the team and watched every tiny little narcissistic dot of her stories today. 
Please do share for those of us in the Instagram blocked gang !!I feel I've taken one for the team and watched every tiny little narcissistic dot of her stories today.
She's upset about Sean lock and filmed herself crying so we all know it's hit her harder than anyone else. She said she didn't even know he was ill so clearly that's his fault for not keeping her in the loop.Please do share for those of us in the Instagram blocked gang !!
She gave us a tour of the sterile grey nursery with a blue chair and footstool. She spent a few dots telling us all about her and Robbie's differing views about wardrobes for the baby. She wants to create a dark space for them so that when the baby wakes up they can take them to their own room and sit quietly feeding them in that chair.
She's gone on fb marketplace to buy baby coat hangers 20 for £2. She's bought baby clothes in preemie, newborn and 0-3m but also bought clothes all the way up to 18m. Baby clothes are cute and don't take up much space.
She's had her second Pfizer vaccine and so far only has a sore arm but expects it to hit her later. She's tired but that might be pregnancy not the vaccine.
She just spends hours each day talking about herself with no interaction. Just a monologue. She did ask about cat tracker recommendations but that was as inclusive as she got.
She really does have some odd ideas.. why would you want to go sit in that dismal cold room feeding the baby when you can just stay cosy in bed !
Interestingly they have separate bedrooms so is this why she has this urgency to get the nursery done so that the baby is shoved in there rather than sleeping in with her or one of their bedrooms ? They will probably have a rota for who gets up in the night!!
will the baby be in its own room from the get go? I’ve never fed my baby in it’s own to as she was in a next to me for 6 months and then after that she was in her own room and tended to sleep through the night
Can you see that lazy moo getting up night after night to tend to the baby? I can't! I would imagine baby will be shoved into his nursery and they will do the nights on a take turns basis ...especially if she is bottle feeding him which seems to be the implication from her stories !
‘hours each day talking about herself with no interaction’
wouldn’t say that’s a summary of today’s posts, I’d say that shouts the full account
wouldn’t say that’s a summary of today’s posts, I’d say that shouts the full account
Who the duck puts lino in a bedroom?
They recommend that the baby sleeps in the same room as you for a minimum 6 months now (preferably 12), as it reduces the chance of SIDS. This is even when they are having a nap in the daytime. Why is she so bothered about getting a nursery finished??
Been lurking a while but had to register tonight just because I actually cannot believe her stories today! From making someone shes never met death all about her, to the seriously concerning level of how much she buys & tries to over plan for after her baby is born! Shes presumably not even 37 weeks yet and shes got clothes up to 18 months, god knows how many nappies & incontinence pads, and is already thinking about how to settle them in a nursery that hopefully they wont be using until the baby was 6 months! Having a baby is such an upheaval, shes going to have such a shock 
Love this overview, thank you! One minor thing you forgot which I feel sums her up. They want doorless wardrobes so they don’t have to open the doors. I feel like that’s the peak of laziness
She has a separate bedroom from her husband?
Is not me the one who would defend grubby George but feeding the baby in bed when you are exhausted usually doesn't end up well, I am a NICU nurse and safe sleeping is not a joke. Bedsharing babies that get smothered in pillows, on an adult mattress or tangled in a blanket are extremely common. Bassinet can stay in their room for the first few months a foot away from any beds or pictures on the wall and can be transferred to the cot/playpen when starts rolling. Safe sleep saves so many lives when something that is so preventable.
Going by the nursery and the weird comments about genitals on the scans/twitter etc I take it they are having a boy?
Also you have to pay for a private scan right? So glad she begged for money at the start of lockdown as she so obviously needed it
Also you have to pay for a private scan right? So glad she begged for money at the start of lockdown as she so obviously needed it
She's managed to bring the death of Sean Lock back to her and her flipping embryos. Bore off G. Ya bloody Tory.
she said it was chosen so it was easier to clear up sick/poo. Ridic.
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