Fresh Baked David, who if animated would be a Gerbil in Newsies Attire, retires from Full Time Poker
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CONTENT!!!!!!
Is it me...or is there some kind of Disney Vlogger rule that states that the guys must be delusional, doughy middle-aged chuds with delusions of greatness, wives or female partners who are chubby, accident-prone entitled nitwits with zero self-awareness and supporting casts made entirely of perv-lookin' creepers and amateur porn starlets? I mean is there an actual clause in their contracts that requires this? You know, the ones that state that they each have so many days to cover the same in-park non-event or non-starter otherwise face penalties from The Mouse?
Or am I just watchin' the wrong channels on the wrong days?
Or am I just watchin' the wrong channels on the wrong days?
The only couple who are both in decent shape are Dani.702 and her husband. Her husband is actually skinny! Dylan and Michael Theme Park Obsession (If they are a couple)
So weird to post this. Also if you are a mean drunk maybe apologize to them personally and privately rather than this catch-all bull tit. I’m sorry but this REEKS of attention seeking. This is coming from someone who’s father and grandfather were raging alcoholics, and mean. It doesn’t make me an expert but it really comes off disingenuous…
Also, like WTF? did she post a picture of herself with a drink?
Yeah, poor choice of photo. Already off to a bad start
Good luck to her... However, If she is still surrounded by people who drink and associated alcohol with fun, this will not be an easy road to go down. I peg her as the type of person who quits and then after a few month says "I'll just moderate" and falls back into the same cycle. We shall see
WTF is going on lately with Liz and David. She was at the desert last week when she came to the decision that she wasn't going to drink anymore, now she just posted that she is back there with her daughter but that all is ok...David is home spending time with his son and his family. Saying that everything is "all good" makes me believe that it isn't.
David was at the scene of the assault today
Well at what point does a woman in her mid-thirties wake up and realize that she's married to and had a baby with a Muppet in his mid-fifties who quit his day job so he can You Tube vlog about Disneyland 24 hours a day? Face it, folks...there's a reason she drinks.
Least when she was allowed to make videos with her gal pals on The Royal Dorks, she could pretend she was happy. Does she look happy to be at Disneyland, stuffing her face with every overpriced sugary monstrosity in limited release that particular week? No, she does not...
This guy needs an assault scandal cause this content is BORING
Calling Plaid Guy!
This was not only boring but David breaking down over the wishing well tells us that his channel is beginning to unravel just like his besties, who are enjoying their Best Life...(or not)
David, GO HOME. Be with your wife and child. Call your previous employer and get your job back or flip burgers at In-N-Out...I'll have way more respect if you choose option B
What? You don't find Disney hiring a new PR flunky and the unveiling of a Plaza Inn menu to be hot-fire breaking news?
How dare you...
Spectacular content! Nearly at the level of Brickey over at Adventures in Delusion.
David is on fire with this content. A dumpster fire 
Her using the “all is good” was strange to me as well. Maybe something happened between her and his kid. They did cancel their Disney World trip siting not being able to travel with a three year old.
Maybe real reason is the other kid.I don’t get why he quit his job. His content isn’t better or increased and he is unwilling to spend any money to improve it or travel to other Disney parks.
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He quit because a) he truly believes his special purpose in life is to be for Disney You Tube what Edward R. Murrow was to broadcast journalism, b) he got accustomed to working from home during the pandemic and, once it was over, woke up one morning a realized "why should I go to work today when my Muffins will pay me to fulfill my destiny by going to Disneyland instead!" and c) he's a muppet with special needs.
As for the unwilling to spend money part...it's not that he's unwilling so much as it's he's unable. They, obviously, had to let go of the nanny they briefly employed hence Liz being "too busy" to Tube. Well...that and Davey Boy couldn't handle that more people would rather watch his wife and her coven go to Michaels or eating cold cuts out the back of a mini van at a drive-in than him walk down Main Street soiling himself...but let's not go there.
Least not until his content gets compelling the day Liz decides to stay in the desert with her first daddy. Cause that great, big, beautiful tomorrow is coming...
I agree. He’s got a toddler daughter and he’s more interested in Disneyland, it seems. So weird. They spend a lot of time apart for being such a ‘new’ family,
Yup pretty much was following FB around when they allowed their viewers to follow them while filming their weekly vlog. Back then FB would vlog for about a full day at Disney (usually end filming after or before fireworks) . David would then cut that one day into fun entertaining videos to enjoy all week long.
Ok so when BLOB, ordinary adventures, provost, etc popped up and all these other channels would film one day and post it the next day all in one video. That really changed the game for FB they changed completely after they felt the FOMO of being left behind.
I liked the older vlogs way better with the hanging with friends vibe. He was tolerable and more likable as the voice behind the camera helping steer the ship of conversation, etc. with others in front. I haven’t thought Liz doing vlogs alone recently was great. She was unnatural and seemed uncomfortable. However, I don’t mind and “like” her better when she is just along for the ride.
He def has fomo and fear of failure, but, he claims he’s all in. He needs growth to be more successful. Does he have it in him?
I can’t believe this! All this time I thought he was in a spare room