Tss, working is for normal people, forget about it! We are clearly overqualified!
Okay, here's my version of the F1 hungergames:
Lando will starve (have you ever seen an unboxed where he doesn't eat?), he'll get lost because he's hysterically running from the local flora and fauna. He may be able to hunt something down, but he'll burn it above the fire.
Pierre will be busy protecting little Yuki which is sitting on his shoulders at all times. Unfortunately, this is what costs them their lifes.
Carlos will be taken down by maniac Machete-Mazepin while he's trying to build a razor out of twigs and sharp rocks.
Meanwhile Kimi is lying on the beach, casually shrugging "Bwoah, we all have to die sooner or later!"
Bottas will try to kill everything in Hamilton's way. As soon as Lewis thinks they are the only ones left, he will push Bottas off a cliff.
Seb is nowhere to be seen, his tactic is taking down his enemies by building traps.
Danny is his first victim, being lured into a trap by a champagne-filled-shoey, dangling from a tree.
Oh my God, I have too much leisure time on my hands