Forgot his brain cell....or burnt it out during grill the grid challenges...
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Haha yeessss!
Or she forgot to charge his batteries before they left the house
Don't worry, that's just Charlotte holding a gun to his back. She does that regularly since... Since when are they a couple?
What’s the limit, exactly? Asking for a friend…
I think that’s his general mode. If she had taken a selfie he would have had his frozen facial expression like he does in their pictures.
Hmmmm, just like i'm praying for both red bulls to crash every race....I'm just painting my Nikes, so I'm quite busy (I'll paint them in complete darkness, just like Charlotte does)
But I'll still place my bet:
Lui is OUT! (If there really is a God up there)
That melodramatic pseudoliterate post about blabla-lifeishard-blabla and the no pink watch post make me really think she's history. Like I said, I already found it odd that Lando obviously rather spent time golfing and time with his fam than with her (she probably invited herself to Woking and Lando went "hmmkay...") After dropping so many supersubtle hints it might have been a bit of a nuisance to Lando, who obviously DIDN'T want it to be public knowledge.
But that's probably only my hopes speaking. The same ones who pray for a flat tyre on a Mercedes each GP
Just to let y’all know how far gone I am …
some weeks ago Lando posted a story on ig, golfing in the rain. He was looking down at the camera dripping wet and my only thought - my only brain cell went “that’s what he looks like when you’re on your knees in the shower”
That’s it. I have nothing more to offer to this thread
some weeks ago Lando posted a story on ig, golfing in the rain. He was looking down at the camera dripping wet and my only thought - my only brain cell went “that’s what he looks like when you’re on your knees in the shower”
That’s it. I have nothing more to offer to this thread
Uncomfortable? Bored?
We should ask Luisinha to confirm if true or not....Just to let y’all know how far gone I am …
some weeks ago Lando posted a story on ig, golfing in the rain. He was looking down at the camera dripping wet and my only thought - my only brain cell went “that’s what he looks like when you’re on your knees in the shower”
That’s it. I have nothing more to offer to this thread
Meanwhile let's remember these classic words of wisdom:"We may be on our knees, but we got them by the balls". Samantha from SATC
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Hahaha, I just have to think about him giving a thumbs-up at the end of the videoJust to let y’all know how far gone I am …
some weeks ago Lando posted a story on ig, golfing in the rain. He was looking down at the camera dripping wet and my only thought - my only brain cell went “that’s what he looks like when you’re on your knees in the shower”
That’s it. I have nothing more to offer to this thread
That just makes your fantasy even more realistic Personally I was hoping for 40 so I'd still squeak inWhat’s the limit, exactly? Asking for a friend…
He better give a thumbs up after I rock his worldHahaha, I just have to think about him giving a thumbs-up at the end of the video
Just choked on my tea laughing....somewhat (in) appropriate. Quite glad the husband is not here so I don't have to be explaining myself!!He better give a thumbs up after I rock his world
As a 36 year old I would absolutely agree.Personally I was hoping for 40 so I'd still squeak in
And thank you ladies for making me feel less awkward for finding Lando quite yummy
Addition to my earlier post: i just bet Lando will be the talk of the paddock, gf or not, this next weekend.... He must be dreading the teasing coming his way....
I think dr dilf - Toto Wolff of Wall Street in jail will be main topicAddition to my earlier post: i just bet Lando will be the talk of the paddock, gf or not, this next weekend.... He must be dreading the teasing coming his way....
I’m sure that his bottom would look nice even in an orange suit.I think dr dilf - Toto Wolff of Wall Street in jail will be main topic
If this happens, I think Christian will come in his pants instantly!I think dr dilf - Toto Wolff of Wall Street in jail will be main topic
Lando seems desperate to find a girlfriend and this is probably the most far he has gotten with one so i think they will date for a while. But completely sure that’s not going to last in the long run. If they will not meet up latest after the triple header then trouble in paradise
Serves him flipping right....if you behave like a twit (influenced by your "mates" or not) you've got to expect the come back...Addition to my earlier post: i just bet Lando will be the talk of the paddock, gf or not, this next weekend.... He must be dreading the teasing coming his way....
I'm hoping paddock parents Charlotte and Jon sort him out!
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