If these two went to the church, they'd probably self combusted.
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They'd be grand in a Catholic church, I've never seen a priest or a nun go up in flames and if it doesn't happen to them other sinners should be grandIf these two went to the church, they'd probably self combusted.
This is how me and my situationship would act when he didnโt want me to think we were more serious then we really were
What a prick!!This is how me and my situationship would act when he didnโt want me to think we were more serious then we really were
this is his karaoke song I just know itthis edit
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everytime I see carlos in Miami, I automatically just see him in his slag era home.
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oh bleeping hell really?
well I'm glad her job is so supportive of her and Charles's relationship
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We sometimes get casting sheets for models with physical descriptors and for a typical F1 WAG/wagabee it would be likeThe Wags and wannabees really are all the same, both physically and mentally. If I could figure out cloning I could make bank just making the same girl over and over again for these men
-5'3-5'6 because these short motorsport kings fear tall women (Not you Nicky)
-Hair is some shade of dark blonde to light brown
-10% body fat but must have at least a B cup. Implants acceptable.
-Must be ~exotic (Spanish and Portuguese preferred) but not TOO ethnic looking. A white girl with a tan.
-A robust portfolio of bikini pics so he can get to know her big heart
-Must be a dedicated student/working woman but also have the kind of job flexibility to spend 330 days out of 365 following drivers around.
-Must be between 19-25 because everyone knows women are hags after 30
Put that together and you'll have six of these dudes in your DMs by tomorrow
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My delusional 5โ2, auburn haired, pale as a ghost, Irish American, 30 year old ass only meets the big boob and flexible job criteria and thinks I might still have a chance with one of these guys
Maybe they should try breaking the mould a bit and trying something new (me
) and people will stop thinking every relationship theyโre in is PR lol.
I have a resting witch face so I just know the gossip pages would have a field day with me!!My delusional 5โ2, auburn haired, pale as a ghost, Irish American, 30 year old ass only meets the big boob and flexible job criteria and thinks I might still have a chance with one of these guys
Maybe they should try breaking the mould a bit and trying something new (me
I will sit and dream because I'm not even European OR Christian-My delusional 5โ2, auburn haired, pale as a ghost, Irish American, 30 year old ass only meets the big boob and flexible job criteria and thinks I might still have a chance with one of these guys
Maybe they should try breaking the mould a bit and trying something new (me
If that first one doesn't make them reject me, the second characteristic definitely will
I have exactly ZERO chances of landing any of them.
Tbh though, I would rather sit from afar and day-dream than actually be dating any of them- as soon as someone digs up an old picture of me with this godawful palm-tree style ponytail I had in the 3rd grade, I'm getting tf out of there.
The only good side to me, of being a wag is walking the paddock, and then getting to share updates & insider tea on Tattle (while I'm sitting in the Ferrari garage of course)
i love this so much
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who is Lando video calling
Thatโs Romeo Beckham
I knew he'd show back up eventually! Love he got a call and featured and magui did not.Thatโs Romeo Beckham
keeping that profile clean of her!
This was the best thing I've read all day
. Painfully accurate! If you're open to adding F1 journo to your resume you could probably bang Fernando. He apparently has a kink for being interviewed by the reporter he's sleeping with at any given momentMy delusional 5โ2, auburn haired, pale as a ghost, Irish American, 30 year old ass only meets the big boob and flexible job criteria and thinks I might still have a chance with one of these guys
Maybe they should try breaking the mould a bit and trying something new (me
no kiki???
istg if she leaves, as soon as magew becomes official, I'll laugh so hard I swear
istg if she leaves, as soon as magew becomes official, I'll laugh so hard I swear
shes off in dubai. still standing behind pierre was keeping her busy and not around for Miami.no kiki???
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istg if she leaves, as soon as magew becomes official, I'll laugh so hard I swear
but apparently he was also talking with Williams behind the scenes
Maguiโs latest follow - the Portuguese national football team. Chances we are back at square one in the her/Joao/Lando situation?
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