Formula 1 Wags #201 Walking in a Hinting Wonderland

[yukinobambino]

Jesus... that page is basically (carefully blurred) soft p0rn

Sick of photographers who's entire schtick is just faux-artsy nudes of thin models with big boobs. I see them all the time in my industry, usually trying to slide into some of my models' DMS to know their age and whether they want to "add to their portfolio". They always justify it as finding nudity empowering or artistic yet you never see a fat model or a male model with a strategically blurred nutsack on their pages.

Some I've had to report because they've tried to slide my minor models a card and say to contact them once they're 18

 

[fryolyfe]

Fair play to Lando for actually going and having a holiday with his friends and not just hanging around Dubai picking up clout chasers. I’m quietly impressed

 

[Louanne]

These two again. They have to post before, during, after and every other day of the year.
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Was about to post this. My caption for it would be:
Carmen - clinging on to her 'career' for dear life.

 

[pastafasta]

Cheers to everyone!

 

[90sgirl]

Mick following a account that post these pics was not on my bingo card this year

 

[hello2723]

So is Pierre going for Lily or Magui?
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or Luisa for the ultimate (yet predictable) plot twist?

 

[ImaLady]

Oh look, Becky before plastic surgeries that she willingly shared herself.
(That's what she wants you to believe )
(Carlos sr. pretty sure has better things to do that looking at her childhood photos. He is most probably working out like crazy these days.)

He would also prefer spending the holidays with his actual son-in-law's family, the Norrises

 

[pastafasta]

His leash was definitely shortened and his balls are safely stored in Kika's mini purse.

 

[Louanne]

It's the "look at us, how much in love we are, how perfectly romantic we are." bragging type of relationship that I can't stand. I really thought they were more "normal", but I was wrong.
(and quite frankly when I see this, I always feel like this is all just act and they are not like this in real life at all, they just need to show off)

I feel like none of you appreciate the nauseating video clip I've given you for Christmas

To be fair, if I was dating someone who asked me to make a video like that - even if it was Lando - I'd be catching the first and fastest train out of Ick Town and leaving that man behind!

 

[kubnikol]

 

[ImaLady]

Are (almost) all WAGs jealous and possessive by nature? Yesterday someone was talking about Kika and Pierre here. Now Kelly posts something in her story with a song lyric...sounds possessive...or are they insecure? (are WAGs who hint also insecure?). (Just asking because I never had the need with my man because I was sure of his love for me). Or am i seeing things in music lyrics that are not true, because english is not my first language?
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That's a very popular song for tiktok edits, I wouldn't look too much into it

 

[pastafasta]

Not saying anything... not saying anything... not saying anything...

 

[OOps2022]

I don’t know who I feel more sorry for in that tbh I need to bleach my eyes

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Oh and my favourite from Vegas (sorry Checo)

 

[Pole er bear]

Dear God just finished dinner and saw anotherWEC wag cringe moment

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It hurt my eyes
And my nose itches

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Actually can we send liissie there too...

 

[CHAMPIONOF]

Presented without Comment (they are BOTH so desperate to be the next In couple)

 

[pastafasta]

Now it's your chance. Go go go.

 

[Louanne]

Waiting for Lando one.

McDonalds bag?
Instagram list?
DJ decks?
Drums?
Camera?
Stress-ball boobs?
The possibilities are endless!

 

[yukinobambino]

Pierre refollowed Kika's private account. How are they so childish and embarrassing?

well one doesn't have a full developed frontal lobe and the other is 20

 

[yukinobambino]

Man o Man this Athur drama is a lot more than i realized
didnt know that means he's not racing next year?
so he basically got dropped entirely for performance in 1 year? like i didnt know he was that awful, but admittedly had forgotten he was even around in the races.
but they say he's still part of the family?
is that by proxy of Charles or is he actually going to get another chance to drive for them in something?

I mean being brutally honest its because of Charles. There's no way he would have been retained without his influence. They can't justify keeping him in the FDA when he's been meh in F2 and they have better talents in the pipeline so they'll move him to one of Ferrari's other racing series. But we'd sooner see Magui walk hand in hand with Lando in Bahrain than see him get an F1 seat.

 

[Louanne]

And just as we mentioned Magui stopped posting... she posts.
Hi, Magui.
Bye, Magui.

Literally like "fuck you tattle bitches"
Crawl back under your rock Magui