Formula 1 Wags #130 PEAR HURRY UP AND GET YOUR CROISSANT OUT!

[aidil]

In all of this mess we should spare a thought to Ted who’s going to combust in the first Notebook after the break

Thoughts and prayers are with Ted rn who isn’t lucky enough to have Tattle like the rest of us

THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED TO SEE WHEN I WAKE UP. THE JEANS. THE FUCK BOI DANCING. ICK CENTRAL.

PIERRE STEP IT UP MAN!

 

[LaBlonde]

Why are they always on a boat - i personally don't see the fun in that, it's a great way to trap everyone when they're only surrounded by water and unable to leave whenever they want

i always think this. as a huge introvert, being basically trapped on a boat with a huge group of people is my absolute worst nightmare

disclaimer: this obviously does not apply to a boat with charles and/or pierre on it.

 

[monza]

Poor Kat threw hint for nothing

 

[maisie20]

Uhm Brttny, I'm not sure babies know how to do the dishes

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Jenson getting on her last nerve

 

[Ultimate Lurkee]

Well this didn't age well....

 

[imolathesecond]

 

[alnfitzg]

Had to look her up on instagram...
Seems like it's Luisa, this April girl, Benedita and Teresa (Luisa's friends, i guess) and Sav on the yacht


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Also it seems like April has been in Ibiza for a little longer than the rest so she could be on the yacht for only a few days or something

I can’t even pretend I’m not jealous who do I have to fuck to spend all summer swanning about the Balearic Islands on a yacht

 

[Ems_F55]

That was a shit dump

It’s the “I’m in Mykonos looking a shag & can’t be arsed” dump

 

[LaBlonde]

I’m sorry for Lando but I hope Alpine does better than McLaren next year . For Daniel, but also because I found very disrespectful Piastri’s behaviour. He hasn’t shown an ounce of gratefulness for the team that sponsored him from f3 up to f1.

i’ve kinda changed my mind a little on piastri in all this too. regardless of whether he wanted to stay with alpine or not, the liking memes and snarky tweet replies aren’t a good look for a young driver who isn’t even officially in f1 yet. you would think/hope he’d be getting better advice because, as it is, he’s joining under a drama cloud that’s partly of his own making.

this is the sensible side of me though, the side who loves drama wants him to continue

 

[maisie20]

 

[Sc1909]

Andreas told him after the race

Zak Brown pulling the punches but leaving Andreas to deliver the news. How awkward for them both as they seem to have a good relationship.

 

[maisie20]

Nooooo @imolathesecond come check on your man

 

[maisie20]

Inspired by Charles

Ignore my cuticles

 

[aidil]

Bold of you to assume that we'd not go even crazier if he were to do a photo dumb

Pierre putting out drama fires with his sharp abs

 

[Ultimate Lurkee]

The location tag is for all those models who are throwing themselves at him

Hamsters dms right now...

 

[monza]

Natalie leading the army while I'm on holidays




Why is everyone so fucking unprofessional tho?

Also why is everyone saying he is at her place? Did he lose half of his tattoos together with his contract?

 

[OOps2022]

ok, I just saw Sharl's "tan", my skin hurts from looking, it will be painfuuuul

lol at this

added another picture, from the distance it's even more visible LOL

 

[oetkb]

Ouch.

 

[MissF1]

I genuinely fear for Lance. Alonso literally doesn't give a shit and I can picture him having a rage fit and kicking the shit out of him

There is a 100% chance this ends badly between Alonso and the Strolls and I’m very much here for it.

 

[Sebs Scooter]

Max said in his stream "we couldnt get the pegasus" which i think was the yacht they had last year. Either way its going to be a stupidly expensive super yacht

Oh no! I hope their vacation isn't ruined!