Then he shouldn't say he wants a girlfriend..... A girlfriend is more than juat sex provider....Yeah but if he's only in it for the sex I don't he cares who she is? Plus, I don't know how many girls he meets for long enough to find out if they're animals or like him. This is an easier way. Like a catalog lol.
Also I am pretty sure I could reduce her to tears... I have made people cry a few times in the past.....
i hope for charlotte’s sake you never come across her in person because I don’t think she’ll make it out alive and unscathed
Charles would have to factory reset his whole brainI can visualise the conversation now.
Charles "so maaaate, how id the new missus?"
Pierre "really good. Last night she tazered me and it was the best ever. How is Cha?"
Charles (trying to not let his head explode) "um...yeah....yeah shes good. Last night we did it with the light on............."
Charles "I'm sorry tazered??!!"
Bonjour DRThat is why Kelly likes them young and strapping and all.... Kelly Kelly Kelly, you naughty girl....
Some of them even have language kinks and I find that cute.....
I know DR has one for French and for sure Lando has a kink for Spanish (gee, I wonder why)....
Hmmm, I have a French name actually.... I wonder if I could use that as bait......Bonjour DR
I could give her my best teacher stare and reduce her to tears in 10 seconds flat. Known to work on teenage boys in the past....Then he shouldn't say he wants a girlfriend..... A girlfriend is more than juat sex provider....
Also I am pretty sure I could reduce her to tears... I have made people cry a few times in the past....
Only this time I'd enjoy it....
Via tazer....Charles would have to factory reset his whole brain
Suddenly I can no longer concentrate on my workOhhhhhh Jesus
Also with a French name. Bonjour Danny Ric, ça va?!Hmmm, I have a French name actually.... I wonder if I could use that as bait......
You could say anything in an accent to DR and he'd cream his jeans he just loves women in generalBonjour DR
Let's place bets... I say he would come in his pants in 2 minutes flat just from making out.....imagine the shock we’d all have if it turned out he’s an absolute animal
fine. I’ll take one for the team and get us some answers. If someone has to do it it may aswell be me I suppose.
Literally for paying his prices I’d want 1:1 training with DR himself.Not sorry
also yep lando is looking cuteeeee in the top over the hoodie combo
You wouldn't be able to do much, except staring and drooling.... Also maybe fainting...Literally for paying his prices I’d want 1:1 training with DR himself.
Equally can you blame him....?? Awkward shy boy turns into hot young man and has girls that he probably considers in his mind waaaaaaay out of his league at his beck and call...Let's place bets... I say he would come in his pants in 2 minutes flat just from making out.....
I am being generous with the two minutes..... There has to be a reason why the IG babes do not stick around and get lost so quickly....
I used to be fluent, better start brushing up on my FrenchYou could say anything in an accent to DR and he'd cream his jeans he just loves women in general
True hahahaha maybe he could resuscitate meYou wouldn't be able to do much, except staring and drooling.... Also maybe fainting...
Hahaha no I mean don't make it hard on yourself for him just be a human woman and he'll be like oi oi oiI used to be fluent, better start brushing up on my French
Thank god for McLaren’s drivers or this thread wouldn’t be very activeAnother new thread incoming.... here's to Kelly and Cha for the WAG nonsense and Mclaren for their fit drivers....
You'd better start practising your sexiest faints.... And murmuring sweet words in French when you come to.....True hahahaha maybe he could resuscitate me
Oh right I’ve been out of the game for a whileHahaha no I mean don't make it hard on yourself for him just be a human woman and he'll be like oi oi oi
Starting my homework tonightYou'd better start practising your sexiest faints.... And murmuring sweet words in French when you come to.....