Formula 1 Wags #12

[Rubythefirebat]

So we went to clubbing, where the boys had to hold our drinks, while we hit the dance floor. Some lost it, some drunk it, but the best ones got us more shots.
We visited a fortune teller to get the best match to our signs. Some say Scorpios are the best, some voted for the Daniel Cancer Ric, but all I say is just get in there nosey bitches.
Quadrant merch sold out, but we still don't know what the hell is that. Zak, please?

P. S. : Kat got an official insta shoutout from Pierre. Not much news from the other girls.

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Formula 1 Wags #11

✨FACTS✨ also, that song reminds me of wild child I think George would be mean to me but I can't help but like him

tattle.life

 

[SpillingSomeTea-2]

Wondering how this conversation went
"I feel like I've heard of Kat. Where would I have seen her before?" - literally everyone in this picture ahahahaha

 

[alnfitzg]

hi gals, been stalking these threads for months and finally thought i'd say hello as you all seem so lovely and i want to be part of your little community lol, none of my friends irl care about f1 () so would love to gossip about everything with you all here if you'll have me...

 

[xoxogossip_girl]

Ugh. These fan accounts that treat them like some paragons of female-ness make me wanna cry. Stoppp. Make fan pages for female drivers rather than this...

My absolute favorite WAG burn on social media was Kelly captioning that photo of her "you never forget your first ride" and someone commented " I doubt that was your first one"

 

[Adoregoss]

well… sorry to disappoint!
i’d say moving away from a fixation on wags is actually quite a good move but sorry that you’re disappointed.

I mean, who wouldn’t thirst over drivers that look like this?
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We can’t win, we talk about wags we’re women bashing, we talk about the drivers, get told it’s a wag thread At this point it’s a free for all f1 thread

 

[Spillingthet25]

hi gals, been stalking these threads for months and finally thought i'd say hello as you all seem so lovely and i want to be part of your little community lol, none of my friends irl care about f1 () so would love to gossip about everything with you all here if you'll have me...

Hello!! Welcome to the crazy so glad to have you here

Dead

 

[Adoregoss]

I don’t know if I should congratulate us on needing a new thread in less than week or book us all into therapy

 

[Formulahun12]

Oh come on!!! Lewis has kinky written all over him...

Alonso might a bit weird...... Might.....

And Max... Well, he definitely doesn't give off vanilla vibes, but kinky, i don't know. Kelly might be more playful. So I definitely see some light bondage and a bit of spanking.... And angry angry sex....

I imagine sleeping with Lewis to be like very clinical. Sign your NDA, he makes you wash everywhere and touches you with gloves on...

Checo - lots and lots of missionary

Max - rough and selfish

DR- hopefully good but he gives off bro vibes "was that as good for you as it was for me?"

Bottas- think he'd be total fire. Always the quiet ones.

Pierre- honestly think he'd be a freak. Into it.

George, Lando - rubs your left labia for 1 minute and asks if you've come yet.

 

[welshgirl123]

Ummm hello helmet hair

 

[Spillingthet25]

 

[Multi-21]

I love this thread - please don’t go away from here because people want to police it!
I feel like there is just the right mix of wag, driver and general paddock tea/gossip. Just wags wouldn’t be as interesting. I have nothing I can contribute but am a nosey bitch so love knowing what you all know

 

[SpillingSomeTea-2]

I just think… why stick around if it bothers you so much? I don’t get it. We have a nice balance going on here & we get along great! So why change the dynamic now?

True. Its so odd that someone would come on here just to say this. There isn't much to discuss re the WAGs now so its the drivers. When there is, they're there. This would be dead without the extra banter.

And I agree, we seem to have hit quite a good balance amongst us in terms of topics of conversation. I really do wonder how every once in a while someone comes in to police us lol. How odd..

 

[moshi_]

Kat is surprisingly giving us all the off track WAG content apparently. Flaunt it girl.

This is cuter than anything Charlotte has ever posted. You get it, Kat. Took you a few tries but it’s up and running now

 

[welshgirl123]

I wonder what Mr Illman is hinting at?

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up at elis elisar elisar nisa nisar lisar lisa whatever her name is in hospitality

 

[ghostyhost]

BDE? Lewis is becoming a huge contender for the top stop. Pun intended

Ok but the Merc admin on Twitter responding was

 

[Spillingthet25]

there is a rumour that horner does coke in the toilets

Diet or full fat ?

 

[Crin82]

Williams reading tattle then....

 

[welshgirl123]

Ok so a few months ago someone showed up in the anon box of a pretty popular Pierre/F1 gossip blog saying they had a friend who was friends with Cate and basically that he watched pain p*rn. Like take it with a grain of salt bc Tumblr anons but yeah.

well well well .. sid the sloth has a dark side

 

[melly99]

This is all i see when i look at George

 

[welshgirl123]

for the ones who want more context on Kat