That ribena will taste as much like pornstar martini as much as one of her wheat bran cakes topped with an options mixed with fage tastes just like a double chocolate gateau with extra cream
Fopperholic #97 Tattle is factual and her face isn't natural
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Another hard days work trying on clothes too small for her. Sorry I mean ‘pretty fitted’
notice she hasn’t said sizes this time. Even she can’t deny there’s barely room for a protein fart in these trousers
notice she hasn’t said sizes this time. Even she can’t deny there’s barely room for a protein fart in these trousers
What the duck does she look like
Elton John called he wants his holiday outfit back
That penis nose kills me everytime
. Size 8 No sizing down in this reel #squeezeintothem
OMG - I have to apologise for my atrocious spelling in my last post; I can't edit it and I've read it back and it would be amongst Fopp's worst work, I've never used loose for lose in my life, until today 
I write for a living and must have been burned out by the end of a busy working day.
The clothes reel is horrific. Trousers are camel hoofing not just camel toeing and look like they'll split. The stroking of her arms to show the top off makes me want to smack her, and then for some reason she's lifting the top to show her stomach- smiling and stroking it?
I actually don't mind the white dresses mostly, but the last one is way too tight and she makes it look cheap with the plastic PIP implants that need replacing.
Clothes reel wasn't needed really was it, but a great way to leave them with Mazza for a few days eh?
I write for a living and must have been burned out by the end of a busy working day.The clothes reel is horrific. Trousers are camel hoofing not just camel toeing and look like they'll split. The stroking of her arms to show the top off makes me want to smack her, and then for some reason she's lifting the top to show her stomach- smiling and stroking it?
I actually don't mind the white dresses mostly, but the last one is way too tight and she makes it look cheap with the plastic PIP implants that need replacing.
Clothes reel wasn't needed really was it, but a great way to leave them with Mazza for a few days eh?
like a pillar candle in the wind 
She keeps doing this - putting options like “yes I love it” “not tried yet but I want to” which alienates the people who haven’t tried it and don’t want to! Surely if she wants the engagement (given she’s such a professional) she should realise to put answers everyone could select?!
I Just couldn't take my eyes off the horrendous shoes 
If she moves to much in those trousers, she will be exposing the world! Awful choice of clothes in that reel!
She is honestly so tit at this. Zara are currently being discussed by other influencers around their sizing issues - of course she'll have seen - and a lot have done Zara try-ons saying they can't even get the jeans up their legs, nothing zips up, and these are size 8-10 women in a size large.
She couldn't bear to say they don't fit could she?
Imagine putting your twins in nursery for the day so you can prance around playing dress up and looking a right twit
She looks like an elderly WI member in those beige slacks!
She has a really square arse.
Yes; that is indeed my only contribution for the day
Yes; that is indeed my only contribution for the day
They're just awful! And a really unflattering beige.
Anyone know why she's buying smart trousers, blazers etc when she essentially goes to the gym, her mums, some parks and nursery drop off? Maybe we're in for a new photoshoot treat for Nikkiryancoaching.
I hope her case study has made her realise she's in over her head. SW consultant is NOT a mindset weightloss coach.
After all, she may say 20yrs experience in weightloss but SW stats for actually keeping the weight off are...
0% success rate after 5 YRS! So all her 'fatties' she helped will have gained it all back by now.
That reel 
She has horrendous taste in clothes. Those white dresses look awful on her and everything else looks like something your nana would wear!
She has horrendous taste in clothes. Those white dresses look awful on her and everything else looks like something your nana would wear!
One of the white dresses, you could tell was too small, does she really think they look good when can clearly see things are too small for her 
Sponge Fopp Square ArseShe has a really square arse.
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