Fopperholic #92 part time mum, full time C U Next Tuesday!!

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

Typical Nikki Ryan Fopperholic ignoring rules and guidance she admitted from week one she didn't follow c25k properly and expected admiration for it.

Also is 5:55am early for kids to wake up? I wouldn't have thought so. Especially if they are hungry, don't get fed much and get sent to bed soooooo early.


How does she STILL not realise that if they go to bed an hour later like normal children that they would sleep later in the morning?

 

[JJusa69]

How does she STILL not realise that if they go to bed an hour later like normal children that they would sleep later in the morning?

I wish some one would tell my kids that. Mine never have. 6am every day regardless of what time they go to bed.
Difference to fopps is I'm not complaining about it and needing to get rid of my kids as much as possible.

 

[Buggeroff]

I wish some one would tell my kids that. Mine never have. 6am every day regardless of what time they go to bed.
Difference to fopps is I'm not complaining about it and needing to get rid of my kids as much as possible.

my kids by 7pm have had enough they sometimes go to bed at 6.15 and will be up before 6. If they have a late night for a party orfor something and go to bed at say 9 they’d still be up at 6

 

[Salmonshirt]

6am isn’t that early surely? If she had an actual job they’d have to be up around that time anyway! She acts like it’s 4am.

 

[caz272]

I’m sorry. I must have missed it, what page was it on?

The last one , I’ll use it again lol

 

[Realslimshady]

So if the boys start nursery at 9am and she’s already completed her run for the day… who took them to nursery or does she send them there at 8am

Chris often takes them or collects them on a Friday now

 

[MrsM79]

Fuming!! I run 2 times a week & no how hard it is to get back to it after a few weeks of no way is she fit enough to go straight in at week 8 when she never does cardio. She talks bull tit

Edit: couch to 5k is meant to take 9 weeks so next week she should be able to do a 5k no walking

Shes doing it on a treadmill I did it on a treadmill because I have bad knees and running on concrete is harsh. I found it really easy on a treadmill but I don’t think she’s even doing it. She never looks like a red sweaty mess when she’s finished in the gym. The only girls I see who look like her after a workout are the ones who just stand around eye bleeping themselves maybe lifting the odd kettle bell every now and then.

 

[Pinklady567]

Chris often takes them or collects them on a Friday now

Which is understandable if she has to go to work etc but the fact he has to take them so she could go to the gym is bonkers!

 

[JustWonderingIf]

I thought she had caffeine intolerance?
She made a big thing for years about i always have decaff at costa because I can't tolerate caffeine, i have to buy decaff beanies cos i can't tolerate caffeine blablaah
if you have intolerance you can't wean back on it. I have caffeine sensitivity and if I have a cup of caffeinated coffee I feel sick and headachey all day.
Obviously it was another stupid restriction she has going on like butter on potatoes

 

[ChubClubThug]

Shes doing it on a treadmill I did it on a treadmill because I have bad knees and running on concrete is harsh. I found it really easy on a treadmill but I don’t think she’s even doing it. She never looks like a red sweaty mess when she’s finished in the gym. The only girls I see who look like her after a workout are the ones who just stand around eye bleeping themselves maybe lifting the odd kettle bell every now and then.

I'm with you I think she does absolutely bugger all at the gym. If she was at the gym this often, on a rigid diet for 20 years then she should look like JLO and have an arse that could crack walnuts. I don't believe it for one second.. according to her she goes up and down the same 10lbs constantly too. It's all lies.

 

[caz272]

She’s an expert in CBT, if anyone is interested, along with all the other expertise she has(not)

 

[Eye_roll_central]

Found this on her Twitter I wonder how many days she has actually done that…spent all day with her boy’s

 

[Izzy2011]

Who does she think she is?? Lots of experience in CBT therapies. She’s been a slimming world consultant for 20 odd years. fecking experience in CBT, I’m gobsmacked! Her delusions of grandeur are off the scale.

 

[caz272]

My daughter has a degree in CBT from Oxford University, not bragging but Fopps is an expert lol

 

[JustWonderingIf]

My daughter has a degree in CBT from Oxford University, not bragging but Fopps is an expert lol

But thats just one degree...
Nikki has a 2:1 business studies degree from Derby
AND
20 years of experience administering image therapy in the back room of a working mans club
AND
Shes read The Secret
AND
Shes now done a £40 group on certificate in health and fitness
AND
Nikki is alll about mindset, its her jam! Does your daughter go round saying CBT is her jam? I don't think so...

I'm sorry but thats FIVE things against your daughters one.
Fopps is definitely the expert in this field.

 

[caz272]

But thats just one degree...
Nikki has a 2:1 business studies degree from Derby
AND
20 years of experience administering image therapy in the back room of a working mans club
AND
Shes read The Secret
AND
Shes now done a £40 group on certificate in health and fitness
AND
Nikki is alll about mindset, its her jam! Does your daughter go round saying CBT is her jam? I don't think so...

I'm sorry but thats FIVE things against your daughters one.
Fopps is definitely the expert in this field.

Well she has a degree in nursing but I assume in Fopp’s eyes that doesn’t count lol

 

[Justwishfulthinking]

Fuming!! I run 2 times a week & no how hard it is to get back to it after a few weeks of no way is she fit enough to go straight in at week 8 when she never does cardio. She talks bull tit

Edit: couch to 5k is meant to take 9 weeks so next week she should be able to do a 5k no walking

Another example of how dangerous she is! The C25k is designed to be done from beginning to end to build up properly and be injury free. She has no idea. Also asking people whether they prefer weights of cardio… surely we should all be doing a bit of both for heart fitness and body strength!

She just rates herself so highly. She has no clue. It’s like when she wrote the his shite for her story! How and where has she gotten a lot of experience i the conscious abs unconscious mind. She’s dangerous to vulnerable people. This attitude will be her downfall. X

But thats just one degree...
Nikki has a 2:1 business studies degree from Derby
AND
20 years of experience administering image therapy in the back room of a working mans club
AND
Shes read The Secret
AND
Shes now done a £40 group on certificate in health and fitness
AND
Nikki is alll about mindset, its her jam! Does your daughter go round saying CBT is her jam? I don't think so...

I'm sorry but thats FIVE things against your daughters one.
Fopps is definitely the expert in this field.

You forgot to mention she’s a TWIN MOM to two boys.

 

[ChubClubThug]

She just rates herself so highly. She has no clue. It’s like when she wrote the his shite for her story! How and where has she gotten a lot of experience i the conscious abs unconscious mind. She’s dangerous to vulnerable people. This attitude will be her downfall. XView attachment 1039657



You forgot to mention she’s a TWIN MOM to two boys.

Frig me she read an article in Closer magazine and thinks she's Dr Phil pipe down you stupid cow

 

[Ellsbells123]

The last one , I’ll use it again lol

I did miss it, sorry! It didn’t get as many likes as the one we used. I’m in the clear

 

[JustWonderingIf]

Well she has a degree in nursing but I assume in Fopp’s eyes that doesn’t count lol

No. Because she had the additional vocational experience of going through IVF and raising intellectually gifted twins who started asking about said IVF as mere toddlers which is so rare for toddlers you could be mistaken for thinking Nikki made it up..
But that is not the case.

Nicola just has superior communication skills learnt from working as a teamleader at a car rental garage. She also has amazing mindset skills that she learnt from the secret. She says the manifestation mantra 'I will be the most uh-mazing and popular influencer ever' 7 times a night. It obviously works because why else would jelly companies contact her??

She has imparted these skills to her toddlers so they are naturally gifted.
honestly, any week now she will bless us with the news that the boys are excited about their first team 10 cal campaign and keep asking her about it.