Fopperholic #89 Fake it in Paris..fake bag & face, fake broken foppertoe, fake marriage Fopp’s let it go!

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It's really wound me up that she has replied to almost all of her arse lickers and totally ignored the GDPR questions.... why has no one else questioned her on this - are they all bleeping stupid ? x
Yes :)

I wouldn't worry, this will most probably tank like everything else she's done as she doesn't have a 'passion' for anything but herself, so coaching individuals for weeks on end will be too much for her. It's already been done a thousand times by people who actually know about nutrition, fitness and psychology around this with much stronger usp's (hell, I know more than she does and I'd never claim to be an expert) and if it's expensive then her followers aren't going to buy. E-book for a tenner will go down better with SW_Becky and babycham Brenda and the like. Again, I don't think she knows her audience. That audience she's aiming for don't follow her and wouldn't look to an ex-slimming worlder for advice, especially one that consumes packet ready meals and won't drink water!
 
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Yes :)

I wouldn't worry, this will most probably tank like everything else she's done as she doesn't have a 'passion' for anything but herself, so coaching individuals for weeks on end will be too much for her. It's already been done a thousand times by people who actually know about nutrition, fitness and psychology around this with much stronger usp's (hell, I know more than she does and I'd never claim to be an expert) and if it's expensive then her followers aren't going to buy. E-book for a tenner will go down better with SW_Becky and babycham Brenda and the like. Again, I don't think she knows her audience. That audience she's aiming for don't follow her and wouldn't look to an ex-slimming worlder for advice, especially one that consumes packet ready meals and won't drink water!
Tbh it will quite fun to watch one of those tiktok fitness gurus rip her plan apart.
A lot of tiktok fitness peeps are making a name for themselves calling out overly restrictive plans.
The moment they get whiff of her 0% fat, half a protein bar at a time, turkey mince fuelled plan she'll get absolutely mauled.
 
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Christ she sure has delusions of grandeur ... thinking 'pitching' up at the car dealers makes her look like a busy businesswoman... No Nicola.. if makes you look like a disorganised prick !! Why can't she take her car on one of the nursery days - oh that's right Tuesday is Mazza day.... why not arrange for someone to pick her up ? I bet she took that pic and then closed it all up, drank her coffee and went to the shopping park she was on about ! She is literally like a teenager trying to be like a grown up....

I follow woman on Insta who is actually fully qualified, makes a lot of sense and is really good at the whole weightloss/healthy eating... she does more about the mind stuff.... why we overeat.... finding peace with food... nourishing out bodies properly etc....... really educates herself and is interesting.... sadly Nicola will get some half arsed qualification or just make it up and her sad hangers on will part with there hard earned (in a real job) money because they will think she can offer a magic cure to their weight issues....

She's a liability she really is !
ooh this woman sounds fab and Fopps could take a leaf outta her book.

Nikki is deffo trying to cash in on the new year new me shite.

Like everything with Fopps she will put loads of energy into it in the beginning but due to lack of organisation and professionalism the wheels will fall off. She’ll blame that on being too busy with twin boys!

As this is a new business adventure shouldn’t it be #AD ?

She will be doing it on the cheap and I very much doubt it’s compliant with

Specialist Area: Parenting, food, shopping, beauty & lifestyle, IVF

Purpose: Change your life for the better – the power is in your hands

Data protection and your business

Overview

You must follow rules on data protection if your business stores or uses personal information.

This applies to information kept on staff, customers and account holders, for example when you:

• market your products or services

This could include:

• keeping customers’ addresses on file

Just double checked as I’m sure this questionnaire is direct marketing as she’s using it as a “form of communicating an offer, where organizations communicate directly to a pre-selected customer and supply a method for a direct response.“

Data protection rules
You must make sure the information is kept secure, accurate and up to date.

When you collect someone’s personal data you must tell them who you are and how you’ll use their information, including if it’s being shared with other organisations.

She’s not meeting legal requirements for GDPR with that for as she’s also *NOT* telling people they “have the right to:

•see any information you hold about them and correct it if it’s wrong

• request their data is deleted

• request their data is not used for certain purposes”

The biggie for me here is her trying to build anticipation by saying “I'm working on something exciting, but first of all I'd like your feedback please.”

When she’s collecting the data she’s not even meeting the basic principles.

When collecting someone’s personal data I can’t she’s that she is:-

• Telling them who she is?

• Telling people how she’ll use their information?

• Stayed if data is being shared with other organisations? Even her mentor shouldn’t see this info if no permission given. Or forwarding any info onto Chris to get him to correlate.

I’m actually wondering if it is an MLM as she has experience of slimming world which is in essence a MLM now hence the self employed team developers etc and earning money of downline.

How she expects to be successful when she can’t get likes on Instagram and is inconsistent. Saw these on her YouTube on the microdermabrasion.

3 comments
1) Foppsmum - she’s getting on any info Nikki forgot

2) Liza Prideeaux- a team mum hun but reparkqbmy more organised and successful than Fopps. Nikki will with ne creaming her pants with getting acknowledgement or seething with jealousy.

3) Lyndsey Joanne - another channel mum hun.



Incase we needed reminding of Nikki’s ego on her Team Mum it’s stated …

Specialist Areas: Parenting 😳👩‍👩‍👦‍👦🤰👵👴
food 🤢 ⚖
shopping 🛍 💸💳🤑beauty 🧖🏼‍♀️💆‍♀️💄🛍🤪 lifestyle 💳🧋🏋️‍♀️🏠🧺🛫
IVF🤰👦🏼👦🏻

Purpose: *Change your life for the better – the power is in your hands”
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YouTube subscribers: 60k
Yet only 3 comments on the last post!

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Her page looks cheap and dataed compared to the others

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What ever it is she is doing she will fail at. She is unorganised as it is & is now planning on starting some form of business offer a crappy food plan. I can’t wait to watch it all duck up for her. Agreed with who ever said she wants to be a trophy wife. How will she find time to do it when she is always out every day with the boys or shopping
 
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I know it’s already been said, but gushing over comments that have completed her form and bigging her up. But totally ignoring the ones that ask genuine questions. Great way to start a business, a business that is so obviously going to focus on the people that can make her look good.
Nicola…. You are asking for personal information, it’s not a general questionnaire, you are asking people to provide personal things about themselves. In no way, shape or form have you confirmed what will happen with this information. Have you consent to contact these people? You have a duty of care to protect this data and to be open and honest about what you do with it! Just putting it in a file, on your laptop isn’t enough. You are breaking every rule in the book!
 
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Nicola is a slim woman. I’m not denying that, she has a lovely figure. But she’s not toned and she’s not healthy. She relies heavily on processed food and fizzy drinks. The only time she’s been sort of toned was after starving herself for 12 weeks and working out every day, on a plan she said herself wasn’t sustainable.

She’s not a personal trainer. She has no qualifications in fitness, sport, nutrition, psychology, nothing. Despite her ‘business degree’ she seems to lack basic skills, especially organisation, attention to detail and professionalism.

Unfortunately I do think initially she will make some money to begin with from some of her sheep too stupid to see the fraud she is. But she won’t make a success of it long term. She just doesn’t have what it takes at all.
 
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She has such delusions of grandeur that I bet she sees herself as the next Margaret Miles-Bramwell. Hopefully this new venture will open peoples eyes to how much of a fraud she is.
 
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Nicola is a slim woman. I’m not denying that, she has a lovely figure. But she’s not toned and she’s not healthy. She relies heavily on processed food and fizzy drinks. The only time she’s been sort of toned was after starving herself for 12 weeks and working out every day, on a plan she said herself wasn’t sustainable.

She’s not a personal trainer. She has no qualifications in fitness, sport, nutrition, psychology, nothing. Despite her ‘business degree’ she seems to lack basic skills, especially organisation, attention to detail and professionalism.

Unfortunately I do think initially she will make some money to begin with from some of her sheep too stupid to see the fraud she is. But she won’t make a success of it long term. She just doesn’t have what it takes at all.
I totally agree, and thinking of it she might have lucked out yet again with attracting an audience of sub-intelligence who still think 0% fat is the way to lose weight. She will 'enlighten' them with all the nutritional facts she's learned on her online course (yet doesn't follow herself!) Surely what she's learned triggered something in her brain and she can see she eats in a very disordered way? But time will tell.

With the responses she's got I do think that will push her (ego) to follow through, but will it be any good? Of course it bloody won't be 😂 though babycham Brenda will be happy and it's their money to waste 🙄

Fopps does seem to be very lucky and very confident, she doesn't stop to think if she is qualified or gets imposter syndrome she just does it, and plenty of people buy in.
 
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I just can’t imagine basing your whole ‘career’ on something as vapid, superficial and materialistic as helping people to be as slim as possible so they can buy more clothes.

As other people have said, she’s not a PT so she’s not instructing people on how to exercise, she’s not a nutritionist so she’s not helping people to eat healthier… she’s going to be a ‘life’ coach? So she will be helping people reach their physical goals but not their mental or wellbeing goals? Why?! It’s the most pointless thing ever!

Client: ‘so Nikki, I’ve had a great week this week, I’ve put myself in some situation which would normally make me feel really anxious, I acknowledged those feelings and I carried on, not letting them over take me, and I feel great for doing it!’

her: ‘yes…….. mhmmmm….. great…..ok…..but are you still fat? And have you been to RIV yet?’
 
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More fopperbollox ... she's probably done an online nutrition course like ex sw consultant Red Lips (cp nutrition she calls herself now 🤣) so thinks she knows absolutely everything, because she has yo-yoed on a diet for 20+ years 🙄
 
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She has such delusions of grandeur that I bet she sees herself as the next Margaret Miles-Bramwell. Hopefully this new venture will open peoples eyes to how much of a fraud she is.
Irony there is Mags will sue the pants off her if she starts charging people for anything that even minutely resembles the Slimming World plan.
I mean, SW threatened to sue a small greasy spoon because they put syns up on their menu board.

They sued Aldi because they used the name 'SlimFree' as it was deemed too similar to 'SynFree'.
If she mentions anything about points, free foods, healthy extras or ANY of the SW buzzword she loves using such as 'filling power', 'fakeaway' or calling anything 'extra easy' there will be a solicitors letter through her door as quick as she can 'inhale' a Harvesters butter free jacket.
 
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Even if she's planning on launching some sort of life/fitness coach program in January, she's leaving it a bit late to gather opinions. She is so stop and start with this. We had similar conversations this time last year and she didn't take advantage of it in January. The questionnaire is totally a way to fish for email addresses.

Edit- thinking of signing up with my junk email address to see what kind of rubbish is sent! 🙈 😂
The thing is the firm automatically takes you to a Google form and uses the Google account that you are logged into. She she is taking your details whether you want to give them or not the ICO really do not like this type of gdpr breach

Irony there is Mags will sue the pants off her if she starts charging people for anything that even minutely resembles the Slimming World plan.
I mean, SW threatened to sue a small greasy spoon because they put syns up on their menu board.

They sued Aldi because they used the name 'SlimFree' as it was deemed too similar to 'SynFree'.
If she mentions anything about points, free foods, healthy extras or ANY of the SW buzzword she loves using such as 'filling power', 'fakeaway' or calling anything 'extra easy' there will be a solicitors letter through her door as quick as she can 'inhale' a Harvesters butter free jacket.
I would personally contact Mags and offer services through my business to draft and hand deliver cease and desist letters to Nikki Ryan Fopperholic for free just to see her face and if she didn't take the envelope it doesn't matter they can be served by being dropped at her feet. She can avoid being home all she wants little kickers is easy to find and she has to be home by 6 to get her precious miracles to bed. Legal work is not 9-5.

Would quite enjoy taking the photo of the envelope by her feet as proof of issue. Would make my year in fact haha
 
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We know what she’s going to say. 0% yoghurt, ‘power’ porridge, dry herb omelettes, ‘tex mex’chilli/chickensalmon curry, half a birthday protein bar/boiled eggs/(not)creamy syn free Cajun pasta. We could easily set up a shadow page for her brave new venture out of her comfort zone, and post it all for free. She’s such a bullshitter.
 
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Someone have a bleeping word, mate. I can’t be arsed with how predictable she is!
Foppsfatfighters foppthefat foppyaflaps
…what a silly bleep. I. Hate. Her.
 
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I was trying to get a grasp on what she was aiming to find the questionnaire an odd choice. It’s also relying on people to answer honestly and give her the information she wants.

Wonder if she’ll answer some herself using a temporary disposable email addresses?

I only know of the temporary disposable email addresses as someone on tiktok said he used them
to stop having loads of junk sent to him. Allows people to answer anonymously without sharing real data as well but because they look legit people can’t filter them out.

I’ve used them to sent feedback before and was useful.



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We know what she’s going to say. 0% yoghurt, ‘power’ porridge, dry herb omelettes, ‘tex mex’chilli/chickensalmon curry, half a birthday protein bar/boiled eggs/(not)creamy syn free Cajun pasta. We could easily set up a shadow page for her brave new venture out of her comfort zone, and post it all for free. She’s such a bullshitter.
I’ve seen this down to completely fact check and point out the truth.
 
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I can't believe she is part of Channel mum. Does she pay them to be on their books? Really bad vetting there and it's put me off ever looking at Channel mum myself if that's the people they recommend to give out advice.

Also re: the life coaching for weightloss, the two do go hand in hand as so much of eating is emotional, ingrained in funny things like nostalgia, self esteem etc, so she'd really have to go in depth to help someone which isn't cheap, for example I know that people pleasers often have issues with food (tend to say duck it and eat whatever at end of day after saying yes to everyone!) And that was told to me by an actual nutritionist. Is she really going to delve into that stuff? 😳

I'd bet as well she won't practice what she preaches as her diet is shocking, the 'plan' she offers won't look like her actual daily diet and probably a rip off of Twinsets.
 
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I can't believe she is part of Channel mum. Does she pay them to be on their books? Really bad vetting there and it's put me off ever looking at Channel mum myself if that's the people they recommend to give out advice.

Also re: the life coaching for weightloss, the two do go hand in hand as so much of eating is emotional, ingrained in funny things like nostalgia, self esteem etc, so she'd really have to go in depth to help someone which isn't cheap, for example I know that people pleasers often have issues with food (tend to say duck it and eat whatever at end of day after saying yes to everyone!) And that was told to me by an actual nutritionist. Is she really going to delve into that stuff? 😳

I'd bet as well she won't practice what she preaches as her diet is shocking, the 'plan' she offers won't look like her actual daily diet and probably a rip off of Twinsets.
I’ve contacted channel mum several times to ask about their partnership given her questionable content and they never reply. I suppose they don’t care as long as they get a cut of any of her crappy adverts!
 
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