Fopperholic #89 Fake it in Paris..fake bag & face, fake broken foppertoe, fake marriage Fopp’s let it go!

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Surely her “high end” car garage offers car pick up as standard? I know Vauxhall do lol I’ve even walked/ ran the 6 miles back after dropping the car off and then arranged a friend to take me back but then she needs friends for that favour!
 
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I can’t believe she’s going to try to be an online weight loss/ fitness coach, she’s clueless about both! (Unless you class pissing about at the gym and gorging on protein but having tiny portions as knowledgeable!) I would only take weight loss and fitness advice from someone properly qualified, and even then I would want them to have a professional, pleasant manner so it’s a no on all fronts for her!
 
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I’m pretty sure Land Rover would offer a courtesy car 🤣 You can just imagine the tale she has spun to daft old Mazza, to get herself yet another child free day. She is blatantly taking the piss out of her elderly parents, and she gives zero shits. What Nikki wants, Nikki gets 🤦‍♀️
 
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If this is the route she’s going down then she will lose a lot of followers I’m sure! Once she starts sharing real advice she has learnt (if that’s what the course is) long term followers will know she has acted differently for years with food, nutrition etc! Surely it will come to light how disordered she actually has been for years! She also can’t honestly advise on fitness?! Standing in the mirror at the gym with a full face of makeup isn’t working out 🤦🏼‍♀️😂😂
 
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Sadly in the short term I think she will make a lot of money from this due to the volume of disillusioned followers who are ‘desperate’ for an interaction with her.
 
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Erghhh…you can guarantee there’ll be a New Year launch on its way to take advantage of the peak January weight loss audience!
 
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That form is not gdpr compliant. I'm reporting it to ICO not surprised tbh her website has never been gdpr when I've checked it nor was Chris' website.

It also looks tacky as duck a 14 year old did for their gcse in bright pink
 
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Christ she sure has delusions of grandeur ... thinking 'pitching' up at the car dealers makes her look like a busy businesswoman... No Nicola.. if makes you look like a disorganised prick !! Why can't she take her car on one of the nursery days - oh that's right Tuesday is Mazza day.... why not arrange for someone to pick her up ? I bet she took that pic and then closed it all up, drank her coffee and went to the shopping park she was on about ! She is literally like a teenager trying to be like a grown up....

I follow woman on Insta who is actually fully qualified, makes a lot of sense and is really good at the whole weightloss/healthy eating... she does more about the mind stuff.... why we overeat.... finding peace with food... nourishing out bodies properly etc....... really educates herself and is interesting.... sadly Nicola will get some half arsed qualification or just make it up and her sad hangers on will part with there hard earned (in a real job) money because they will think she can offer a magic cure to their weight issues....

She's a liability she really is !
 
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Christ she sure has delusions of grandeur ... thinking 'pitching' up at the car dealers makes her look like a busy businesswoman... No Nicola.. if makes you look like a disorganised prick !! Why can't she take her car on one of the nursery days - oh that's right Tuesday is Mazza day.... why not arrange for someone to pick her up ? I bet she took that pic and then closed it all up, drank her coffee and went to the shopping park she was on about ! She is literally like a teenager trying to be like a grown up....

I follow woman on Insta who is actually fully qualified, makes a lot of sense and is really good at the whole weightloss/healthy eating... she does more about the mind stuff.... why we overeat.... finding peace with food... nourishing out bodies properly etc....... really educates herself and is interesting.... sadly Nicola will get some half arsed qualification or just make it up and her sad hangers on will part with there hard earned (in a real job) money because they will think she can offer a magic cure to their weight issues....

She's a liability she really is !
Interested to know the handle of the person you follow if that is allowed? x
 
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She’s obsessed with getting her steps in and according to herself wealthy. So walk home or get an Uber you daft bint!
 
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Christ she sure has delusions of grandeur ... thinking 'pitching' up at the car dealers makes her look like a busy businesswoman... No Nicola.. if makes you look like a disorganised prick !! Why can't she take her car on one of the nursery days - oh that's right Tuesday is Mazza day.... why not arrange for someone to pick her up ? I bet she took that pic and then closed it all up, drank her coffee and went to the shopping park she was on about ! She is literally like a teenager trying to be like a grown up....

I follow woman on Insta who is actually fully qualified, makes a lot of sense and is really good at the whole weightloss/healthy eating... she does more about the mind stuff.... why we overeat.... finding peace with food... nourishing out bodies properly etc....... really educates herself and is interesting.... sadly Nicola will get some half arsed qualification or just make it up and her sad hangers on will part with there hard earned (in a real job) money because they will think she can offer a magic cure to their weight issues....

She's a liability she really is !
I’ve been doing Second Nature for past 3 weeks. It’s REALLY good. She’s a twit.

That’s good convenient having her car service on a day she could of had the boys. She could of got it serviced yday when Chris was around to pick and drop her off and then had today with her miracle. Any old excuse.
Not so disorganised is she….. organise it for a day she has her boys all to herself.
 
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