Fopperholic #84 Boy's birthday was kept low key because no one gave her stuff for free

[Buggeroff]

Ok I might be a bit stupid but I probably wouldn’t have my 3 years old in those floats to go down a slide that has less water than bath

 

[Serious_Susan]

Or water shoes unless it’s the sea

 

[Clarice55]

Oh god I got both my legs into one leg of my jump suit ooooo f*** offffffff you bore

 

[Dontmissmuch]

Or water shoes unless it’s the sea

These might be incase the floors are slippy and they are running around......

 

[MycatiscalledLizzie]

Ok I might be a bit stupid but I probably wouldn’t have my 3 years old in those floats to go down a slide that has less water than bath

Especially when you have an equal adult to child ratio!

 

[Serious_Susan]

These might be incase the floors are slippy and they are running around......

Teach them not to run by a pool then? That’s a basic pool rule

 

[PillowsofFluff]

Stealth brag about how she can fit in one leg of her jumpsuit. twit

 

[newbie2020]

Her absolutely dying of laughter because she can't dress herself properly..talk abt simple things pleasing simple minds.. what a twit...

 

[Ellsbells123]

How about you put your phone down, switch it off even, and go and live in the present with your family on holiday! So unbelievably sad that you have to upload to the gram.

 

[reCAPTCHA]

That’s the kind of thing I’d laugh about with my husband or send my close friends a picture of. But her husband hates her and she ain’t got no mates

 

[Dontmissmuch]

So are they All Inclusive or not ? She's moaning that it's a fiver for an ice cream ..... if they aren't AI then she'll be making that ice cream go between all of them ..... ! It is annoying when they hike prices up but your on holiday - it really shouldn't be too much of an issue ..... that's what spending money is for.... they literally look like they could be anywhere in the UK at one of their regular visits to a play areas/ soft play...... nothing exciting for the boys really.....

 

[Misssj80]

Where are all the other people? It's dead.

 

[bettybutler]

So are they All Inclusive or not ? She's moaning that it's a fiver for an ice cream ..... if they aren't AI then she'll be making that ice cream go between all of them ..... ! It is annoying when they hike prices up but your on holiday - it really shouldn't be too much of an issue ..... that's what spending money is for.... they literally look like they could be anywhere in the UK at one of their regular visits to a play areas/ soft play...... nothing exciting for the boys really.....

Think she was role playing with her kid well that’s what I assume could be wrong! Just out your phone down ffs

 

[CharlieB]

Teach them not to run by a pool then? That’s a basic pool rule

We use these for our daughter around the pool, she slipped when walking and they have also given her so much confidence walking into the pool. Not standing up for Nikki, I detest the woman, but those water shoes are great.

 

[MrsM79]

We use these for our daughter around the pool, she slipped when walking and they have also given her so much confidence walking into the pool. Not standing up for Nikki, I detest the woman, but those water shoes are great.

I might have to get some of those shoes. I slipped walking by the pool and dislocated my shoulder in Crete.

 

[Noonoosanne2]

Where are all the other people? It's dead.

They knew she was coming so fucked off

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

Hope she realises that this is one of their last holidays during term time for 12 years. Last time for it being cheap and she will hate it when it's busy and she has to holiday with the rif raf (ie normal relatable people)

 

[Buggeroff]

That kids disco looks like the worst one Iv ever seen
The hotel has no atmosphere. I suppose you’d make the most of it but still.

 

[Frogfrogfrog]

Hope she realises that this is one of their last holidays during term time for 12 years. Last time for it being cheap and she will hate it when it's busy and she has to holiday with the rif raf (ie normal relatable people)

I miss Term time holidays! I think she gets 2 more years as boys are September birthdays. Tho
I can imagine her taking holiday during term time anyway…

 

[Noonoosanne2]

That story is for tattle as we said they would be in bed before the disco