Fopperholic #84 Boy's birthday was kept low key because no one gave her stuff for free

[MycatiscalledLizzie]

Pissing myself at twinset twat

Erm? I think twin set literally has a twat! Sorry. Not sorry.

 

[Jemi85]

Her stories have made my day today. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer person Of all the places she could have gone, you just know that she frantically searched that Jet2 website specifically looking for a kids club to dump her little miracles. It’s actually really really sad when you think about it. She clearly hates her life, yet she has so much to be grateful for, but it’s never enough for princess Nikki, is it?

Wake up you tragic cow and take a long hard look at your life, what you have and how lucky you are, before it’s too late. Everybody has a limit, and I bet she is fast reaching Chris’ now. I almost feel sorry for him. I bet she is an absolute unbearable nightmare to live with and be around.

 

[honey&lemon]

Caption this?

they should have fucking T-shirt’s on and be in the shade you silly cow.

I can’t actually believe Nivea gave her a job about sun protection.

 

[Purple star]

Bless them
bless them
bless them
Oh shut up and send her a text instead

Her mother makes me cringe ..She sounds so sad and pathetic...Does she really need to write all that on Instagram...

 

[honey&lemon]

The thing is Mazza will completely enable her behaviour. She’ll agree with Princess Nikki that it was just TERRIBLE that the kids club was closed and that her and Chris didn’t get their much needed couple time. She probably WILL offer to take the boys and tell them to have a break, completely justifying Nikki’s own thoughts about it all.

Nikki will be completely exhausted. A few weeks of no help from Mazza due to the operation followed by a full week of parenting 24/7. Someone else said it and it’s completely true, that’s the longest her and Chris have had those boys alone since they were born over 3 years ago.

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

This holiday so far is everything I expected, and more! Fantastic viewing - and reading

All that is required now is positive tests so that they cant go home, and get quarantined in one room for a week or two with the kids and not allowed to leave at all for any reason other than emergency medical care,. in a hotel room with view of the bins.

 

[MrsM79]

We went skiing when my son was 3. We booked him into the kids club for 3 mornings so we could ski (try to ski) we left him for an hour, felt like total bastards so went and picked him up and never took him back.

 

[swipe_up]

I’ll donate half a grenade bar as well x

I’ll donate half a tube of mascara but can top it up with spittle

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

Nikki Ryan Fopperholic do you really dislike your family that much that you can't bare to eat lunch with them?
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Although I'm hoping it's more Chris has told her to get a grip and go off by herself to think about what she is doing to their family, her behaviour isn't ever normal for a whole day.

She basically doesn't like to be told no...it's like she had the boys because she was told she couldnot have children...not to be a mother because she is not maternal. Social media means more to her than her family do. It's like she is a casting agent and the boys are there as props not actual children.

She is so embarrassed by what her family look like she can't bare to not filter them.

It's been so obvious to us all here for ages now that Chris has become a laughing stock because of her and as she is getting worse, his brand will begin to suffer.

I hope his new sm staff have told him what she is doing as he clearly hasn't seen it on his own.

 

[Scullybob]

She is raging the kids club is closed. Actually admitted that’s why they picked the hotel because they take kids from 6 months (sorry but wtf !!)

That's what's set her off in a strop. She was hoping to palm the kids off all day, and now she's having to entertain them herself. She was enviously filming the adults only area the other day, obviously jealous because that's where she wanted to be. They've probably had a blazing row and she's stomped off on her own. It's the strangest family dynamic I've ever seen.

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

Tbh in my experience I’ve only ever gone all inclusive for the booze not the food no foodie would ever go all inclusive, kids or not

 

[Soggyfeetsummer]

Not sure if it's changed as it's old info, but online it says kids club is only open 11-1pm. She's f*cked

Also only available to 15 Sept and depending on occupancy according to Jet2 website…obviously didn’t do her research

 

[ChubClubThug]

Can you imagine what the guests in reception think of her going around as if she’s Judith chalmers

I hope she packed her pink blazer for the occasion

 

[panda_eyes]

I legit LOVE Pepsi Max and drink far too much of it, but.. I'd never take it to the gym? If you don't like water then have a squash? Bizarre.

 

[lexiloo]

im so hoping that a family like Jim and Barb Royle have latched onto them, you know the type, the husband makes his armpit fart and shouts name that tune, the wife calls everybody darlin and goes round all the tables finishing off the dreggs of everyones drinks shouting bottoms up and they barely see their kids from getting up to gong to bed as little shane and troy are too busy cannon balling into the pool and sticking their fingers up at anyone who dares to tell them to stop it.....oh how I wish they'd befriend the Ryans!
Nikki would hate it but it would probably be the most fun she'd had in years, little miss stick up her arse wouldn't know genuine good fun if it whacked her over the head with a skinny whip bar.

 

[ChubClubThug]

Yes she said she was 13lb/a stone up on her lightest weight last year. So now it’s 10lb and like you say straight after a holiday.

She never tells the truth no wonder that nose is massive!

 

[Noonoosanne2]

Fancy going away for quality time as a family only to be distraught you can’t palm your kids off !!

 

[ChubClubThug]

Pissing myself at twinset twat

Is he looking for his nuts? Let's hope for his wife sake that little acorns grow into mighty oaks

 

[ChubClubThug]

They deffo would have gone somewhere better if they could have afforded too. They are nowhere near as well off as they like to make out. I also think they looked into moving but couldn't afford to do so. Hence all the crappy "improvements" and the bigging up of her "village"

 

[Newmumontheblock]

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why even post this? She’s such a liar. Maybe cos she has no emotional attachment to them and treats them with less affection most teachers have towards their pupils.

Speaking as a primary teacher (early years specialist) with 15 plus years experience, I know of few people less suited to teaching than fopperholic!

Basic English language (including spelling), the accurate use of grammar and use of the correct homophones eg your / you’re are prerequisite for a start!