Fopperholic #71 The only thing she doesn’t size down is her massive ego!!

[theeyeroller]

Bet she carefully hand selected them photos for chris

She’s totally picked those photos, or she’s vetted them first at the very least. She’s probably also told him to do the post in the first place. And him saying “the best mom our boys could wish for” is a bit of a stretch! If the boys were allowed to have any imagination I think they would probably wish for a mum who didn’t pimp them out on social media, a mum who dressed them in comfy age appropriate clothing, a mum who let them do things spontaneously, a mum who didn’t bark orders at them or expect them to be performing monkeys, a mum who didn’t feed them tiny portions of diet food, a mum who didn’t get more excited about new clothes or her own reflection than she got about them, a mum who didn’t stick them in nursery needlessly in the middle of a pandemic, a mum who wasn’t a control freak, a mum who would give up her “glam room” so they could have a room each, a mum who didn’t drag them here, there and everywhere even when they’re poorly and a mum who didn’t have a favourite! Just a few areas for improvement but yeah she’s a super mum, couldn’t wish for more. Nothing like setting the bar low boys!

 

[honey&lemon]

it's her cackling that I can't stand. She could have said yes we may see nurses, are they going the hospital then rather than an opticians? (My son had to go to the eye department repeatedly as a toddler as he had delayed vision as a baby, but then he just went to the optician once discharged from the hospital) Not make a deal of what he said by cackling like a deranged witch.

thats a good point why would she expect him to say ambulances if they’re just going to the optician? Definitely going to a specialist then. For such a frequent liar she’s not a very cleaver one is she?

 

[JudyG1809]

So after my post on channel mum, I reflected. Here is a message to @fopperholic @nikkiryan @foppsfashion as it is very clear you read here so BOO!!!! I see you
I pity you, you, your desperate need to filter yourself and your boys,
Your desperate need for validation from your please, daily to ' save, share'
I whole heartedly pity you, you precious little snow flake. You need validation from likes from strangers.... Wierd, so, so, so wierd!!!! Where are your friends?
I wish you well Nikki, it must be a constant turmoil.pretending to love motherhood whilst 'working,' and buying another coat

 

[JJusa69]

Why can she still not get this right?!
CLEVER.. CLEVER CLEVER. NOT LIKE YOU NIKKI

 

[Rc1407]

Have we ever seen her cook a proper meal from scratch for the boys, not using packets or jars or low calorie sauces or cheese. Not that I’m totally against them, but when you’ve no job and more childcare days than not, I just can’t believe she doesn’t cook proper food & better still, batch cook and freeze some for when she’s soooooo busy. And not just for the boys, for all of them. It might encourage them to eat together too, as I find that bizarre. All her recipes are for one. Maybe Chris does his own food shop too as that ‘haul’ had so little to make proper meals with. The mind boggles.

 

[honey&lemon]

NO NO NO MY EYESSSS

this woman has a good figure...why can’t she dress well at all for her size and age? All of those outfits were dreadful!

 

[Sugarrush]

Still waiting for her to post an over filtered, over stretched, picture of herself that wishes everybody a happy Mother’s Day!
Maybe her mum has kept the boy’s overnight, to give her a break from “parenting” her own children!

She's definitely been with Mazza today. That's why there's been no gushing post. Lockdown. What lockdown? Fu"k that!

 

[Dontmissmuch]

Ffs she's such a dick !!

 

[Mancnet]

All of these are hideous. Does she really think she looks good in any of these combos? The huns she’s trying to get in with will be rolling their eyes so hard! She’s absolutely tragic as is her tacky dressing room.

 

[swipe_up]

The boys will laugh it off will they? Your parents have embarrassing pics of you do they?
Perhaps Mad Mazza would like to share them on her Instagram then and lots of strangers can laugh at you
Those poor kids are going to be so damaged by her online behaviour.

 

[Curtaintwitcher]

Oh god she’s relentless in the spending! Thinks she’s broken her toe so now she needs an exercise bike because she can’t get her steps in! Fuck me

 

[swipe_up]

It’s 1 year today that the WHO declared a pandemic.

It’s also 1 year ago today Flopps flew out to America with her whole family to create such uhmazing memories and take such treasured family photos like this

That fucking dress!

 

[Sweetbutpsycho]

Nikki Ryan how do you know at lot of Mom's will be at home?!?!?!! Most Mom's have real fucking jobs they will be at not sat at home eye fucking themselves waiting to watch another shit food shop from you

 

[Newmumontheblock]

She has really out done herself on this one. 12 of the 24 comments are hers and she has managed less than 325 likes in 8 hours. Wow what an influencer!

 

[~vix~83~]

The flies are probably attracted to her protein farts you can’t get rid of them really

 

[honey&lemon]

She's calorie counted for years and years. She has had MFP for years. She only lost her 3 stone initially because she went on the heartbreak diet and starved herself. I'm also convinced that she liked the ole party powder... she used to go out with a wrong un' after all. You don't meet people like that unless you're part of that lifestyle.. Everything about her is FAKE and deep down she knows it. That's why she struggles in life and comes across cold. I have a theory that they were on the rocks anyway, so had some kids because that's what they thought they should do as they'd ran out of things to say/do in life together very quickly. This also ties in with Chris's alleged cheating at the club. They certainly don't act like they genuinely wanted children or as a loving couple. We all know if someone says NO to Prikki, she just has to have it

I think I just meant that before she had the kids, she was still a vapid airhead but she was living in her own bubble and not necessarily harming anyone. Loads of us followed her then for the SW tips and I used to think she was a bit vain, but she never wound me up the way she does now. Since she's had the boys her life has changed whether she likes it or not (its obvious she doesn't) and her selfishness does harm others now- the boys, her parents, and everyone else in society during the pandemic because she's not given a shit about the rules. She's trying desperately to cling on to a younger version of herself while pretending that this new version is the real happy her.

 

[It’s The Truman Show]

Omg an ALDI HAUL WOW WHAT AN AHHHMAAAZING video that’s gonna be. Get ready to save, she’s found load of new stuff guys, #protein #sugarnsalt

 

[Awkwardmam]

So despite saying they were starting potty training they haven't .... no surprise there

For God sake don't encourage her to make a video when she does either... Ffs

I’m so confused. A bit ago she said they’d taken to potty training like a duck to water. Both performed appropriately in a potty ?? Or am I so over worked I’m hallucinating?

 

[Sugarrush]

Re her degree that doesn't exist. In one of her older videos she mentions that she felt amazing on her graduation day because if the little dress she wore re her weightloss. Just don't get why there's no graduation picture. It is WEIRD. For someone who LOVES the camera it doesn't add up. Please if there are any Tattlers on here who know why or any of her old uni friends please spill the beans. It is a mystery.

 

[Saturn]

Can multitask and watch tv whilst doing anything. Except ironing.