Fopperholic #71 The only thing she doesn’t size down is her massive ego!!

[Dontmissmuch]

Thread suggestions page early sorry! Obsessed with beige & a lot of fage your desperation makes us all rage

Post again on p. 48 as its a good one

 

[wellwellwellitsanotherad]

She has found canva then...not surprised she loves a freebie bet she won't be paying for the pro license

 

[conrea37]

Off topic, but I love how we all have leprechaun hats!

Me too I was so confused at first

 

[ChubClubThug]

A big protein fart prob

She best stop speaking for the foreseeable in that case

 

[Pinklady567]

Where’s this uhmazing new style content? Has she bottled it?

Ha ha I wondered this too, it’s bloody 9pm what she playing at

 

[bettybutler]

Where is the full fat milk for the boys
Where is any food for Chris

Mine didn’t have full fat but not enough food for meals at all !

 

[sbeg77]

I looked up the fake bag and trainers page and noticed someone on my friends list likes it too (a footballer's wife.. keeping up with The Jones')!

 

[theeyeroller]

I really just copied and pasted everyone's ideas! I still feel like there's loads missing! Over 70 threads after all!

I’m sure there’ll be a lot more to come too as she’ll never learn! If there were over 70 threads about you surely you would realise you’re going wrong somewhere?

 

[Purple star]

So helping and supporting people is something she's passionate about? What utter bollocks

Absolutely crap! All she cares about is herself!!!

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

I’m 56 tomorrow.... I have some vans and son has bought me some converse too ... I’d draw the line at £650 orthopaedic trainers though ... that’s over half my monthly salary.... it just goes to show money can’t buy class... she looks ridiculous....

Happy birthday for tomorrow!

 

[Pinklady567]

I actually wonder if she’s put the boys in to nursery more than two days a week now. She’s ever so quiet on their nursery days (third & fri) but she’s been quiet on a Monday these last few weeks

 

[jenandthetwins]

I wish she would be honest, it’s no slight on her or her parenting (for once)

 

[Rainbowcolours]

Just been howling at tonight’s Gogglebox talking about a chode All I could think of was Chris

I saw that immediately I chuckled thought that what Nikki Ryan's husband has

 

[freakshake]

Can you speak in a suitably high-pitched shrill voice? Can you swing the camera around like you’re pissed? Can you prattle on incessantly about protein?

You’re in!

Haha possibly the shrill voice but I can’t pretend to be posh I’m from Yorkshire Do you know what can’t be arsed like 99.9% of us

 

[bettybutler]

Looks bloody ridiculous

It’s soo bloody odd isn’t it £

 

[Rainbowcolours]

Love the tittle

 

[Dontmissmuch]

@Dontmissmuch - Happy Birthday for tomorrow

Those poor boy’s of hers should be given Sympathy cards today. They certainly drew the short straw when it came to mothers

Thank you lovely x x

 

[Mamatoo2]

I think she is completely over hauling her wardrobe/changing the style of what she wears as she was having a clear out the other day & she has bought loads of new clothes in the last few months

 

[~vix~83~]

What was the amazing breakfast she had with 13g of protein?

 

[conrea37]

Exactly, why does she have soooo much protein? She isn't body building. Who recommended she have that much? Twinset twat or is a number she plucked out of thin air?

Because it's super filling so she doesn't need to eat much I expect. Very disordered eating. Macros are more than just protein Fopps!