As an Essex girl, I feel personally attacked by her latest story 
stupid witch! We aren’t all the bloody same you knob
stupid witch! We aren’t all the bloody same you knob
Fopperholic #66 ‘pizza’ & chicken as dry as a bone, what sort of mother eats meals alone?
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I can sign “duck you” in makatonWho can sign ‘duck off fopps?’
‘WELL DONE!!!
Also “duck you, you dragon”
So unprofessional to write down her ramblings on a clients #AD about whether or not she will label it an ad. Does she think the company wants that scrawled over their competition? Who the hell works with her?! She is so self important.
And re: her sons squint, I didn't fully see it before, but now it's prominent and clearly an issue. Has she even noticed? Got him checked? We will never know as she can't show anything less than perfect.
If we had a shot every time she says the word protein when talking about food . .....
Well. We'd be dead.
She talks about it like she's a weight lifter.
Wow what a sweeping statement to make. I have relatives in Essex and they can't fooking stand the Towie stamp/label/look
she does carry on like a 22yr old not a 40yr old mother of 2 
“I didn’t realise I was supposed to help him”
How old is she 
bleeping drawn to Essex Girls 
bleeping drawn to Essex Girls Attachments
So Faverson and the other one with a squint can sign.What a ray of sunshine in our bleak Covid restricted life.Opps I forgot Fopps doesn’t restrict hers .Happy fopping everyone x
So the omelette post has 6 comments in 2 hours, learn to live Nicola!! My lunch was 2 slices of white buttery bread, with a potato waffle in the middle and tomato ketchup! Don’t judge until you have tried it
I was just looking in the freezer for a quick tea and thought would it be wrong to have a waffle sandwichSo the omelette post has 6 comments in 2 hours, learn to live Nicola!! My lunch was 2 slices of white buttery bread, with a potato waffle in the middle and tomato ketchup! Don’t judge until you have tried it
yep definitely having it now!!!!!Proper comfort food! Fopps thinks a grenade bar is being naughtySo the omelette post has 6 comments in 2 hours, learn to live Nicola!! My lunch was 2 slices of white buttery bread, with a potato waffle in the middle and tomato ketchup! Don’t judge until you have tried it
P.s how are you feeling?
Do it.....you won’t regret itI was just looking in the freezer for a quick tea and thought would it be wrong to have a waffle sandwich
A grenade bar is my idea of hellProper comfort food! Fopps thinks a grenade bar is being naughty
P.s how are you feeling?
I’m doing ok, thanks lovely, still waiting on a surgery date
. Trying to keep as positive as I can though 
Not sure we can stay friends any longer young lady !! You were doing OK on the buttery bread and waffle scenario then you had to go and spoil it with bloody tomato ketchup......So the omelette post has 6 comments in 2 hours, learn to live Nicola!! My lunch was 2 slices of white buttery bread, with a potato waffle in the middle and tomato ketchup! Don’t judge until you have tried it
food of the devil..... 
Oh but the ketchup runs into the melted butterNot sure we can stay friends any longer young lady !! You were doing OK on the buttery bread and waffle scenario then you had to go and spoil it with bloody tomato ketchup......
it’s lush.I will go back to quaver sandwich’s just for you
Crisp sarnie offftttOh but the ketchup runs into the melted butter
I will go back to quaver sandwich’s just for you
total food porn They are the actual best......Crisp sarnie offfttt
Walkers cheese and onion crisps between thick buttered white breadThey are the actual best......
Need that now!Mmmmmm crisp sandwich ! Yummy xxOh but the ketchup runs into the melted butter
I will go back to quaver sandwich’s just for you
I don't know how to check her followers but she has gone up over 200 followers since 11am ! Hmmmmmm treating herself AGAIN .... can anyone see if she's had a surge today ?
ETA - Oh God.... I think it might be because of that Essex bird mum she's proper bigging Nicola up ..... saying how amazing she is.. how she does healthy eating the right way ?!!!! I think I sicked up in my mouth they are such mutual arse lickers !!!
Wonder if Gemma loves a fake posh bird with a dodgy rough accent 
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Screeches ‘well done’I can sign “duck you” in makaton
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