Fopperholic #56 Business Degree? It’s all lies! Fashion inspiration from footballers wives

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That AD is a joke!!! As if she would ever eat a pack of nuts, I mean why have they even asked her?! Just a quick look on her insta you would see that it’s not something she would eat.
Haha not a chance she would even sniff one they are so high in calories!!- The picture in the ad is true though as that's as close as she would get to any nuts including deux knees seriously why did they choose her for this ad when she starves herself on such little calories. Also every time she talks about food it's always "absoultely gorgeous" bloody grates on me that does
 
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Remembers tattlers, if you dream it, believe it and beg for it enough its yours Fopps you can have that for free tomorrow
 
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Love the fact Fopps friend calls her Mazza
 
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Imagine doing that for a pack of free nuts.
Mad mazza will be off to the shops to buy some
 
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She's definitely pretending to eat those nuts in the video AD! Fiona it doesn't take 20 chews to eat one nut!
 
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Don't worry about buying them Mazza.... I'm sure Nicola will let you have them - no way will she be eating them all !

Oh and Chris sounds just like Nicola.... funny that
 

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I just know she spat those nuts out and swished her mouth with sugar free cordial, allowing 16 calories for the unpreventable consumption of trace flavouring elements. The fake sip of wine!!!! I'm on to glass number 2 of a nice red..buckle up tattle.
 
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Yet again she’s centre of attention in the advert. You can’t see what it says on the packets in the first pic. And why is it so hard for her to put a # in front of AD. She’s infuriating
 
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She looks like she is about to vom

Has someone told her if she doesn't look directly at the nuts the calories won't count
I wonder what flavour water she is passing off as wine, sorry I mean NZ Sav
It's definitely water. "A cosy indulgent night in"?! My idea of a indulgence is hitting the wine at 5pm, watching Netflix while slathered in a face mask and foot mask, ordering an Indian to feed 34 people, smashing a tub of Ben and Jerry's and then rolling off to be smug as a bug in a snug rug in my giant bed. Indulgence is not a packet of bloody nuts, a pissy princess planner and a fake glass of NZ Sav. How is it so hard to fake being normal??!!!!
 
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how can one person get it wrong so so so many times? brands send their products to her channel to die! how can she seriously think any of her shat-verts she's done are anywhere near good?? she's hysterical for all the wrong reasons
 
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We'll well well... Our Nicola AKA Princess Perfect used to smoke! When she met Chris too!
I wonder if she still does. Her voice has got deeper. I reckon she'd hit the fags and pepsi max to lose weight the old fashioned way
 
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how can one person get it wrong so so so many times? brands send their products to her channel to die! how can she seriously think any of her shat-verts she's done are anywhere near good?? she's hysterical for all the wrong reasons
Shat-verts dying at that comment

We'll well well... Our Nicola AKA Princess Perfect used to smoke! When she met Chris too!
Also says her weight is a massive thing for her and affects everything. Sad really. And to think she was in charge of advising people in her SW groups. She hasn't got a healthy mindset in the first place!
 
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how can one person get it wrong so so so many times? brands send their products to her channel to die! how can she seriously think any of her shat-verts she's done are anywhere near good?? she's hysterical for all the wrong reasons
The only guarantee is that they get one new customer each time out of Mad Mazza, nobody else though
 
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Why is she permanently advertising stuff we NEVER see her use before or since? And that random 'nuts' song she found is so out of context! She really expects anyone to believe shes sat lounging on the couch eating nuts? Anyone who watches that and believes it needs their head examined.
 
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Who tf settles down for a night on the couch after a long day of fannying about with god knows how old make up and posing work and looking after kids to think ‘hm I really fancy a good protein hit’ do fuck offfffff Fiona

The dream night!!
 
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