her stories this morning, following the boys around soft plat "back to reality today after a weekend away "sigh" but there's nowhere else I'd rather be"
duck of you lying twit, we all know you'd rather be swanning it around primark, posing for photos outside buildings that you have no clue about or no intention of going in and drinking coffee in costa.
To me the point of going away somewhere for the weekend, especially without kids, is to do the adult things that would bore young kids. Explore the local area, see the historical buildings, maybe a bus tour if there is one, try the local food and drink delicacies that may be famous in that area, and look around the independent shops for things you probably wouldn't get at home. Going and sitting in costa, cafe rouge and shopping in primark is a complete waste of a child free weekend to me.