Fopperholic #40 - Thread 40, just like her age, fuming she didn’t get a collab with Fage!

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Lol! My house is mayhem. I’m not quite sure how I’m going to survive until September! Since having baby no3 the other two have become really clingy which I get I really do but there’s no alone time ever! (Yep I’m moaning about me time ) they come and sit in the bathroom whilst I shower even. I’m just craving quiet just for an hour or two! My mat leave was going to be so lovely They don’t sleep until 9.30-10 ish at night (the older two) and by then I need to go to bed as obs up in the night with the baby. Sorry I’m whingeing... it’s just getting to me at the minute I’ll get over it! in the 3 children club!
 
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When she was going through the wallpaper saying she really wants colour black and white paper then the darkest paint ever on the wall
 
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Same here...though I've taken it too far today and not got out of my Pj's as was slightly hungover this morning. Said PJs are now sporting a fried egg yolk stain from breakfast and tikka mayonnaise from the kebab I've just inhaled

P.S I'm off for a shower and clean pjs will be put on shortly.
 
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Also she keeps talking about the dresses not needing a bra. Yeah only if you’ve got fake boobs! I’m slightly younger than her and I can assure you I’d need a bra!
 
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Shirley also gets some great digs into Brummymummy too.....gotta be a tattler- shes very funny but shes going to get herself blocked as they both read here! Hi Nicki and Emma!
 
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taken me a long time this evening to catch up been so busy the last couple of weeks I haven’t had much chance to come on here but I’ve had a laugh this evening reading through! A few things I wanted to say...
Artwork for the extension, to put where exactly?! One wall is full of out of place oven, the other is bifolds and then the tv is going on the turquoise/green/navy wall??
the outfit haul is terrible she really needs to dress for her age it’s really embarrassing. She could really do with a niece around the age 16-18 to tell her where she’s going SERIOUSLY wrong!
bragging again about what the boys eat picking heathy choices, Carry on Nikki, come back in a year or 2 and then tell us how all they want to eat is fruit. It’s not gonna happen
 
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She will probably clutter up the TV wall by hanging artwork all around it...that way when the boys are zoned out staring at that wall all the time she can pretend they are actually admiring her artwork and not just hooked to the telly in every pic & video
 
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Just thinking with Chris working this afternoon any normal wife/partner would (well I would!) have got a nice roast dinner ready for when he got home to have a nice family Sunday meal...... what are the chances she did this ?
 
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Don't ever be sorry, it's bloody hard work, kids! What's the ages of your 3? Boys or girls?
I feel so guilty all the bloody time for shouting, getting annoyed, and generally being a shit Mom but my kids don't think that at all so I must be doing something right Here if you need to chat/off load we should start our own 3 children club to rival Fopps multiple Mom gang

Here it is and her reply and another one 'older gals'
Thank you 'older gals' I bet Fopps is seething
 
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The way she talks about the haul is way more enthusiastic than pretty much anything else she talks about.
 
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Does anyone thinks it sounds weird how she says “put down” when she’s talking about giving the boys their foods!? I’d say put down for a dog, not my baby!
 
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I'm a 3 mum parent.... though mine are much older .... .24, 19, 18..... and I screamed and hollered at them on a daily basis..... they all turned out OK - youngest two still at home and I still shout.... they do my fucking head in but I love them with all my heart and they ALWAYS come first....
 
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Anyone else guessing that the ‘artwork’ is another footballers wives special of their wedding?
 
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I got one of the tie dye sets I know wtf. But I just wanted the bottoms to put with a white T-shirt I live in comfy clothes. I got a large I’m 5 foot 4 and 9 stone odd it was like a sausage skin on and the cuffs round the sleeves felt like they were cutting off the circulation to my arms and the material is vile. Not the really lovely stuff she describes it as
 
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Yay, another member of the 3 kid club
That is good to know, thank you @Dontmissmuch without being all stalkery I feel in the real world we would get on so well.
I know when you've posted on here just by reading what you've posted before looking to see who's posted (if that makes any sense )
 
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I wonder if their plan is to re-decorate throughout.. their choice of decor in the extension seems the complete opposite to the rest of the house (no crushed velvet, no photo shoot porn pics) so it’s going to look completely different - it won’t flow. Not that flops cares, the horror who did a Grenade ad in her pat butcher nightie
 
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Ah thank you! They’re 8, 4 and 12 weeks boy girl boy. I feel guilty all the time too. My little girl is struggling the most saying I love the baby more than her and I do understand it’s been so hard for them both, new baby and lockdown. Had they been at school they wouldn’t have seen so much of me looking after baby. I make sure she gets quality time with me but it’s not enough for her! How old are yours?
 
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The extension shes made such a fuss about and all the effort etc I thought there would be some dramatic changes in the kitchen too but literally just extended out so currently just has a space attached to her kitchen .. cant imagine how it will look either because it's supposed to be the boys play room area isnt it? But how will she cope in her kitchen with the boys toys and soft play shite thrown all over half of the extension i just dont get it x
 
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I know exactly what you mean and yes i think we would be friends in the real world too ... also I think we have the same name if you're who I think you are when you comment on her fb xx
 
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