Fopperholic #39 Please use my affiliate link, I can't afford to move my sink

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Thank you, you’ve summed everything up that I wanted to say but couldn’t quite put into words (probs due to my rage lol). You’re spot on!
 
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I love how they are both obsessed with planes but a few weeks ago Lawson ‘wasn’t bothered’ about planes because she couldn’t be bothered to pick him up to see the one flying past.
I can’t decide if she is really thick with a very short memory, or she thinks her followers are thick with a very short memory.

Actually, I think it is she tells so many lies she can’t keep up with them.
 
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She's a proper braggy bitch isn't she. I could say at not even 22 months my boy knows how to count, group things into colours, build duplo sets without any help or prompt, shape sort without any help, knows the difference between light and dark, forwards and backwards, up and down, in and out, knows hot and cold, wet and dry, pretends to feed the animals, puts things away... dresses himself, pretends to wash and feed his dinosaurs..gets a screw driver to "fix things".. copies his father in the garden.. can name all 100 flash cards at lightening pace,.sing nursery rhymes... I could list a million things I don't (well apart from just then) not even posted on Facebook to genuine pals because no-one gives a shite!!! And it doesn't prove I'm a good mum either just because he can do things! That's just a small part of it. She really wouldn't understand would she!
 
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The boys are obsessed with whatever Fopps buys them and arrives! Each day they have a new toy they are obsessed with.....if they are obsessed with certain toys then there is no need to constantly buy new toys to show off
 
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Maybe she missing seeing leopards she wears enough leopard print
 
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After someone posted the shitshow that was her blog, I went down a Fopps rabbit hole(ew) and came across a random blog where she was after viewing her current house. THEN, pre-2 babies, she said a four bed wasn't big enough.

A four-bed not big enough for two narcissistic arseholes.

There's 4 of us plus a dog squeezed into a tiny 2 bed new build. We're surviving (albeit on top of each other ) but to be fair to Fopps, I don't have "designer" bags and trainers to give their own room to.
 
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The boys are obsessed with whatever Fopps buys them and arrives! Each day they have a new toy they are obsessed with.....if they are obsessed with certain toys then there is no need to constantly buy new toys to show off
Her spending is ridiculous! Those boys really will not be bothered when it's their birthday or Christmas as they will be used to getting shed loads of toys every 5 minutes
 
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Post the link we need a good laugh
 
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