They definitely put extra in btw!!!!! What a dick she is.Maybe this is why I can’t shift this damn baby weight.. I would never think to ask for less oil in my takeawayif I’m having takeaway, i’m damn well enjoying it... and a few glasses of wine to go with it! Live life a bit Fopps you boring twit.
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Zoats is porridge with grated courgette in to make it more ‘filling’Zoats is another one of hers, i think its a variation of overnight oats with a capful of squash added.
Or at the seaside tucking into a bag of chips. Or she would sniff them and give them to the seaguls...
I like it frozen.
Adds to her vacuous personality
Narrator: It was never fine. In fact, it was the most un-finey thing Fopps had ever seen.
Who gives a duck what she bought?! Soz fopps, I ain’t interested unless you’re sucking off a snickers icecream. Which I highly doubt would ever happen.
The only food shop videos I enjoy are Charlotte Louise Taylor, she does a run down of what she bought in the shop and then tells you her full meal plan and links any recipes she’s used. I enjoy watching when I’m stuck in a rut with meals! Fopps whizz round the kitchen motion sickness camera action with no rhyme or reason... I’ll pass
That food looks nasty again, where are the bloody noddles ??
Nicola, I know you are a foodie but I’ve googled “chow mein” for you . I can’t see “over filtered, bland, dry looking vegetables and chicken” anywhere in the definition 
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That chicken supreme is from the iceland SW range and is mega rank!
Does any one here use Slimming Eats recipes? They are lovely and although they are slimming World friendly, you obviously don't need to be following SW to have them, they really are just normal food! Yes normal food Flops...not your 'norma'l food though!
Slimming Eats looks nothing like the tit Flops serves up!
Slimming Eats looks nothing like the tit Flops serves up!
Slimming eats and the slimming foodie are great accounts. No squash in sight
Yes!!! Love slimming eats
Zoats is porridge with grated courgette in to make it more ‘filling’
Have to say when I did SW I put grated carrot into porridge and had chopped apple and cinnamon on the top - that's really nice - not sure about courgette though !
Oh and I see she's pushing the JD seasonings all of a sudden - need to pay for that new forehead Fopps ???!!
Mmmmm I could just suck off a snickers ice cream right now
I remember when I first started following her she used to always have ‘zoats’ and ‘coats’ for breakfast.
It’s sad she can’t even enjoy a take away without following slimming world.
It’s sad she can’t even enjoy a take away without following slimming world.
Only way you eat themHave to say when I did SW I put grated carrot into porridge and had chopped apple and cinnamon on the top - that's really nice - not sure about courgette though !
Oh and I see she's pushing the JD seasonings all of a sudden - need to pay for that new forehead Fopps ???!!
Mmmmm I could just suck off a snickers ice cream right now
Yup I love Shevy’s recipes. They use proper foods and are very tasty.
Zoats is oats with a grated courgette in itZoats is another one of hers, i think its a variation of overnight oats with a capful of squash added.
Or at the seaside tucking into a bag of chips. Or she would sniff them and give them to the seaguls...
allegedly makes it really creamy 
and then there’s coats....grated carrotCan we just stop putting things into porridge that don’t belong there?!
Tried and tested ingredients areeeee jam, syrup, other sweet things, berries, other fruit, cinnamon (dirty bastards) and Nutella.
what is wrong with her?!
Tried and tested ingredients areeeee jam, syrup, other sweet things, berries, other fruit, cinnamon (dirty bastards) and Nutella.
what is wrong with her?!
I don’t actually mind the taste of carrot or courgette in porridge but who in the duck has time in the morning to be grating veg into their breakfast. Have some bleeping crunchy nut and chill out Fopps you uptight bastard.
God I’ve just watched that video and you can tell when her head and eyebrows should naturally move when she talks...and they just don’t! Totally frozen into place! The beauty, the eating issues, the constant filming and posing...man she’s high maintenance Poor peanut penis
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