Fopperholic #37 Oh God she’s moved to Tiktok, doesn’t she realise she looks like a cock!

[Eyerolling]

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Why does she reply to people and then delete their comment? I wonder what bigbumbrenda said?

because her engagement is so tit, she has to keep her comment on for the numbers. It is ridiculous though

See the problem with flops reading here is that she just assumes that is a tattler but it may have been a genuine sheep asking a genuine question. She blocks so many genuine followers, I’m surprised she has any left!

Exactly. A lot of people will ask genuine questions but she’ll assume they’re all tattlers.

 

[OhDearFords]

Why would she assume a comment asking a totally anodyne question about a kitchen island would be someone from this website? It's so odd! She seems quite paranoid. Looks like they were blocked for asking that one question!

 

[Popsock123]

Could Brenda be the next Hev

 

[Eyerolling]

Why would she assume a comment asking a totally anodyne question about a kitchen island would be someone from this website? It's so odd! She seems quite paranoid. Looks like they were blocked for asking that one question!

paranoia is exactly why.

 

[Begborrowsteal]

It bloody hurts! Can’t imagine having this without some pain!

Typical stubborn bloke! Hes just convinced pain wont help

 

[Scullybob]

She’s been very quiet in the day at the moment since the builder has returned, I think she’s at her parents house while he’s there!

I agree that there's no flipping way she's at home with her twins whilst the builder is there. If he's fitting the kitchen he'll be drilling and it'll be as dusty as nuns knickers. I don't envy her, but I also don't agree that she should break the rules. I guess if Ratboy is there they could go out for part of each day but not all day. It'll play havoc with their naps. That lunch with the thins looked ok, but why not bulk it out with some carrot sticks, some fruit, crisps, yoghurt. Their meals always look so boring. Why not follow Chelsea's portions, she gives them enough food on their plates to allow them a choice and also for them to decide when they've had enough. Plus they had a whole ice cream each when they were out for a walk.

 

[Shivers]

Some of the really salty replies she gives to people asking questions makes me think she believes they are all tattlers too, they’re always without any ‘x’s at the end and are very blunt. She can’t comprehend that they might just have questions or opinions that aren’t the same as hers. Then again that’s how most of us landed here because of her inability to cope with anything that doesn’t suit Princess Nikki.

 

[RumNCoke]

Can y’all stop talking about Morrison’s, we don’t have them here and I really miss it from when I lived in Scotland. Don’t have Aldi or Waitrose either, I feel deprived

Someone I follow on Instagram put this on their stories earlier today can't for the life of me remember who or why I remember

 

[Shivers]

Someone I follow on Instagram put this on their stories earlier today can't for the life of me remember who or why I remember

Not me...or was it nah I only have a private account but a lot of people from where I’m from do regularly witch about it lol

 

[RumNCoke]

Not me...or was it nah I only have a private account but a lot of people from where I’m from do regularly witch about it lol

*x-files music* we'll never know..

 

[Birdy60]

I agree that there's no flipping way she's at home with her twins whilst the builder is there. If he's fitting the kitchen he'll be drilling and it'll be as dusty as nuns knickers. I don't envy her, but I also don't agree that she should break the rules. I guess if Ratboy is there they could go out for part of each day but not all day. It'll play havoc with their naps. That lunch with the thins looked ok, but why not bulk it out with some carrot sticks, some fruit, crisps, yoghurt. Their meals always look so boring. Why not follow Chelsea's portions, she gives them enough food on their plates to allow them a choice and also for them to decide when they've had enough. Plus they had a whole ice cream each when they were out for a walk.

They will have spent the day at nannas and Grandad's and having their naps in the identically decorated bedroom while Fopps gains back her fave child status since Martin went back to Cyprus!

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

Sorry I’m slow to the party life is manic just now.

Did she design her kitchen with her eyes shut? That sink jutting out like that is giving me bleeping chest pains it’s that bad.

She is painfully thick... it’s honestly tragic how utterly stupid and irrelevant she is. She is also 100% of those people who “buy dear on the cheap” as my mum would say... want all the trappings of a lovely lifestyle and home but isn’t prepared to spend the money to get it. No offence intended whatsoever to her builder as he’s probably got more intelligence and competence in his toenails than she does in her body but builders who specialise in extensions aren’t generally lone workers. Ours had about ten people working! She’s probably gone with the cheapest quote she could get by using a one man band who doesn’t have staff to pay. That being said he’s done a lovely job of the extension from what I can see but she’s made a complete bleep of it by not rejigging the kitchen. The dining table could have stayed in long ways with some worktop extension along the back wall, pie off that bleeping cupboard in the middle of the room and then the full extension could have been extra space. She is one dim bastard, honestly... it shouldn’t really come as a shock any more but she genuinely surpasses all expectations with each new post.

 

[Popsock123]

Don’t forget guys her builder is that amazzzzzing he gets rid of all the dust

 

[Dontmissmuch]

Sheeples...

 

[Em85C]

Could Brenda be the next Hev

I thought this about the one with the Shirley Temple username

 

[Itsmethatlikesamoan]

I still howl with laughter at the cupboard slap bang in the middle of her kitchen that she thinks is a kitchen island
its a pretty basic bog standard extension tbh I’d definitely not have left the sink unit in that position where it is pipes would have been moved if your paying to have a job done it’s worth doing it properly ... should they come to sell that layout would put potential buyers off and certainly lower the asking price.

 

[Misssj80]

Can someone remind me where she said they could use as a breakfast bar? Was it behind the sink, in front of the oven. Or have I finally lost my mind???????

 

[Popsock123]

First world problems.. white light or yellow light Little dick, big dick. Salmon or chicken. Keep em coming fopps!

 

[Shellster]

Can someone remind me where she said they could use as a breakfast bar? Was it behind the sink, in front of the oven. Or have I finally lost my mind???????

She said behind didn’t she, not sure where given the oven is now pushed against it! God it looks crap

 

[Itsmethatlikesamoan]

Can someone remind me where she said they could use as a breakfast bar? Was it behind the sink, in front of the oven. Or have I finally lost my mind???????

behind the sink unit