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Fopperholic #30 it's good tattlers know what to do, without them I wouldn't have a clue
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'pillow box red' 
they're all gorrrr-jus
Rosie Ramsey put up a post of her in her swimwear and this is Fopps comment. Like Fopps really thinks anyone over a size 10 looks ‘unreal’. She’d die if she ever had to wear a a size 12!
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Oh she doesn’t, does she??? Is she really that stupid, or just really incapable of enunciating anything properly??'pillow box red'
Cringe'pillow box red'
so her full lips are down to lip liner, pregnancy and spicy food she's killing me tonight
she's killing me tonightWelcome to the year 2020.
yep, she just lined them up, swatched them....badly and told us all how gorrrr-jus they all were and of course added aff links
Who actually needs 14 lipsticks? And why not try them all on, the “I don’t have time” is a shocking excuse to use when this is your “job sorry hobby”. It makes you look so unbothered.....
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Fopperholic #31 all the swipe ups show she’s hard up desperate vlogs her contents gone to the dogs
The ‘admin’ of this is an ‘Early Years Educator’ sorry she needs whatever qualification she has taken away from her if she thinks Prikki is doing a good job
Haven't watched it but how tragic. Scraping the bottom of the barrel or what!
you know someone’s lying when they start thinking of as many excuses as possible!so her full lips are down to lip liner, pregnancy and spicy food
Christ alive those videos of the kids in the garden... Her clear favouritism is heart breaking
On her new video her eyes look so sore. My husband suffers from blepharitis so has red eyes sometimes and uses eyedrops daily, showed him fopps eyes and he cringed and said she needs to see a doctor about them eyes!
1. Your extension hair below the jawline looks proper tit . Do NOT turn sideways in videos hun...those roots are rank and the extensions are like straw.
2. Your nose is still bulbous - up the anti on the contouring and powder. You looked sweaty in the video-I would usually avoid commenting ; I am only commenting on your looks bcos you seem to still be trying the whole ‘beauty blogger ’ thing? If you’re trying to sell ‘beauty’ then this a bad look- just be honest and you will become relatable to that audience. If you’re aiming for ’relatable’ that’s a whole different kettle of fish and we need to start over.
3. Try some proper SM techniques for your videos; you know...like basic ones? You can try on 30 different lip stick shades on your actual lips in a 5 min video using some really basic editing techniques. No-one will buy it based on the back of your hand
People will buy more product if you display it on your lips The whole idea of SM is that we see product on your lips and want to buy it. Jesus wept. The whole point is that your video takes you ages (lots of wiping off and re-applying inbetween), but the end result video saves your audience hours and if it’s done well they buy QUICK and in HIGH VOLUME! Even Constance Hall gets this, and she’s a skanky witch in general but she tried on her own products in a filter-free mirror and sold a tit tonne in one day.
4. 13 minute YT videos are DONE. You don’t have a big enough audience to make it worth monetising. If you want to make real money off this then work on building authentic engagement; work tirelessly on this for a minimum 6 mths....NO SELLING. At that point, reassess your engagement and likes to build a proper platform that you can monetise if you want to. (still might not work, or might, see Anna Mathur, Rosie Ramsey, Stacey Solomon)
5. For the love of god please decide what you target audience is and go for it.
-Early 20 love-islanders?
-20-30 yr old Mums. (struggling or aspirational?)
-30-45 Mums (as above)
-50+trying to recreate youth with beauty treatments
2. Your nose is still bulbous - up the anti on the contouring and powder. You looked sweaty in the video-I would usually avoid commenting ; I am only commenting on your looks bcos you seem to still be trying the whole ‘beauty blogger ’ thing? If you’re trying to sell ‘beauty’ then this a bad look- just be honest and you will become relatable to that audience. If you’re aiming for ’relatable’ that’s a whole different kettle of fish and we need to start over.
3. Try some proper SM techniques for your videos; you know...like basic ones? You can try on 30 different lip stick shades on your actual lips in a 5 min video using some really basic editing techniques. No-one will buy it based on the back of your hand
People will buy more product if you display it on your lips The whole idea of SM is that we see product on your lips and want to buy it. Jesus wept. The whole point is that your video takes you ages (lots of wiping off and re-applying inbetween), but the end result video saves your audience hours and if it’s done well they buy QUICK and in HIGH VOLUME! Even Constance Hall gets this, and she’s a skanky witch in general but she tried on her own products in a filter-free mirror and sold a tit tonne in one day.4. 13 minute YT videos are DONE. You don’t have a big enough audience to make it worth monetising. If you want to make real money off this then work on building authentic engagement; work tirelessly on this for a minimum 6 mths....NO SELLING. At that point, reassess your engagement and likes to build a proper platform that you can monetise if you want to. (still might not work, or might, see Anna Mathur, Rosie Ramsey, Stacey Solomon)
5. For the love of god please decide what you target audience is and go for it.
-Early 20 love-islanders?
-20-30 yr old Mums. (struggling or aspirational?)
-30-45 Mums (as above)
-50+trying to recreate youth with beauty treatments
This has had me trying not to laugh out loud tonight so I don’t wake the kids so funny!!
so funny!!
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