Fopperholic #28 Carries on with her ‘very important job’, Stay home and parent you knob!

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Maybe she is making a point. Look I didn’t leave my house to get calpol. I also didn’t leave the house to get my friend a present so had to give her some freebies I had at home!
Having just come back from America I'd have thought she would have already had some in her travel bag. I always pack medicines etc. just incase when we go anywhere with the baby. Probably full of Fopperbollox as per!
 
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Yes I do...... like you say - it's like she's trying to convince herself that she really does love them...... I love my kids with all my heart but sometimes I don't bloody like them much and more likely to tell people that ... but then they are teenagers not cute toddlers !
 
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I mean this lockdown situation is fucking terrifying but I am living for the fact they have to be alone with their kids for three weeks with no parental help. I am dying laughing... Karma in full beautiful force.
 
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Just waiting for the reply from “Fopps mum”, something along the lines of:

Wow, I’m so glad you got Calpol for the boys, such a relief! What a kind friend and you are so lovely to get her the card and gifts in return. Thanks for calling me and your dad before, it’s a shame we can’t see you in person! You all just stay safe at home, where you have been since we returned from Florida X

 
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Are you Fopps mum ? That comment is uncannily Mad Mazza
 
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Would be really helpful of they could do a dedicated shop opening for people still required to work. I understand the need for safety but I'm on a 48 hour week this week and the thought of waiting potential hours to get food is stressing me out a little bit
 
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I understand the need for safety but I'm on a 48 hour week this week and the thought of waiting potential hours to get food is stressing me out a little bit
Sorry to hear you're stressing. I'm guessing now with it being a loose lockdown, the shops might be easier for you to get supplies? Yesterday I worked, on the way home popped into the shops and there was loads in there. I think the initial panic buying means people don't need anything now which allows the shops to stock up.

Not sure where you are based though. Good luck X
 
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I swear that was the card Chris got her when she was sacked from SW? No? I can't find the post but remember thinking it was a weird one.
Definitely not an appropriate thank you card
 
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Thank you. I have a feeling today might be full of the panic buyer but hopefully it won't be too bad. Worse case senario it's Easter eggs for breakfast and dinner .

Dairy milk is definitely NOT a healthy A is it?? Just double triple checking

Keep safe everyone and thank God for this thread, it's keeps me smiling.
 
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At times like this calories don’t count, not until we have all adjusted anyway

Look after yourself
 
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It has milks in so must be

At times like this calories don’t count, not until we have all adjusted anyway

Look after yourself
Did calories ever count on SW?
 
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Still can’t get over how strange setting up a camera to film yourself with your children is....insincere and false
 
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Just seen this on Beggy Lambs IG who the hell do they think they are words fail me and that doesn’t happen very often We will be seeing this from Old Fopperbollox no doubt I’m already on one this morning seeing my Neighbour just carry on as if nothing has changed when her husband is in the vulnerable category Mr Freakshake will be sticking sellotape over my mouth at some point as I’m having a right rant
 

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Whilst having my breakfast in self imposed isolation, I’m 72, Tattle life is the first thing I open .Life is shite for so many of us.My husband’s one man shop is closed.Financially god knows how we will manage.My 3 daughters are in the front line working for the NHS But you know what will get through this.Fopps has no fu—-king idea what will hit her ,Karma is a bitch.Take care xx

Unf—-able believable
 
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Still can’t get over how strange setting up a camera to film yourself with your children is....insincere and false
Very strange and she still kept messing with her hair for the camera
It was like part of one of her shit acting #ads (((cringe)))

That will be on her stories shortly

You rant away with good reason too
 
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Effing hell. I'm speechless
 
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Effing hell. I'm speechless
Me too good job I’m confined to the house because one wrong word from anyone this morning and I would rip someone’s head off fancy living in a world where your own importance is that level

Very strange and she still kept messing with her hair for the camera
It was like part of one of her shit acting #ads (((cringe)))



That will be on her stories shortly

You rant away with good reason too
Haha think I’ll be on the wine by 11 this rate. Oh and i’ve been blocked again by old Fopps I’m running out of IG names guess I pressed a like by mistake again on a non arse licking post
 
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OMG I had to read that with squinty eyes as I was that embarrassed reading it. Being an influencer is not a job. It’s begging.
NHS workers, shop workers, food delivery drivers etc they are doing real jobs.
Theres no way I’m going to line an influencers pocket. That’s really irritated me for some reason. Deep breaths
 
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