Fopperholic #22 Nine pint Nikki the new careers a flop, too posh to charity shop

[freakshake]

Sorry for your loss that's every parents worst nightmare,your health is your wealth always xx

Thanks for your comments which are lovely .....I didn’t want to make it a poor me post she just made my do bloody mad as if a bad haircut it the worst thing ever

 

[sbeg77]

Slim Well Sweet Potato Curry.... with 30g of sugar! How is that a healthy meal? Is she going to weigh out 30g of sugar to show the sugar content for that, or just cereal bars when it suits?

 

[Wotsit]

I'm sure all her "twin mum friends" are going to love her comment on her stories about how she is only going for 1 day and night because she isn't happy to leave the boys for two nights !!! Absolute Bullshit

more like she doesn't know how to socialise anymore, shes scared of syns, shes scared the boys will drop the routine without her there controlling it and that god forbid someone might give them a hula hoop.

BTW fopp - they are 6 syns a bag, the boys could have a bag each and still have syns left over for the rest of the day. Maybe you could really treat them and throw in a curly wurly too

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

Soft play every fucking day

Thread title?

 

[SavvyBee]

I think she had the hair cut to be like mini Chris, thought it was trendy and went with his tacky Gucci-esque River Island tracksuits (obvs Lawson doesn’t need any special treatment like a hair cut because he has a bog standard sweep over to match his bog standard tracksuit whilst Favson gets all the cool stuff). It was only when people on here called it out and said it was a bit chavvy or too grown up has she decided to address it. She’s also clocked that she can see his ears and that perhaps Favson isn’t the cutest looking after all. I bet she’s also annoyed that people have commented his eyes look a bit crossed. Not because she’s worried about his health but because he is supposed to be the good looking Ryan boy she really wanted and now she’s panicking he might not be on the cover of mother and baby with a dodgy hair cut and ears to grow in to. That’s why she’s gutted. Nothing to do with the actual haircut or being so traumatised at the experience (which she could have easily walked out of). I am convinced Favson is favourite because she’s always deemed him better looking, has had more hair (people seem to have a thing about babies with hair being cuter?), is a mini Chris etc. He’s also the smaller twin and she’s made plenty of references to this. Lawson is chunkier (oh no that won’t do), was a baldy baby and is less catalogue looking. She’s fuming Favson has got “worse” hair than him. I hope her next hairdresser trip sees her hair go green and / or fall out as karma.

 

[opinions_on_minions]

just watched the vlog didn't go to the spa, just went for a massage (you went to the spa then love!) all that luggage and crap for staying in most nights and a walk round the duck pond! can this woman not go anywhere and do something different? admittedly it's really nice to see the boys look like they have some life in them!! amazing what happens when other people engage with them.
She's not sold CP to me though lol moaned because she couldn't have an "adult swim" and from what she showed the highlight was the mop and bucket in the cupboard! looks depressing and dingy to me! none of them looked like they were having a fab time, it was like they were all just sat around not wanting to be there. Also, who leaves their "family holiday" early to come back for a baby class ffs. I absolutely loved when knobhead Chris and his DeuxKnees got down begging for hoola hoops too, poor bloke must be starving on those rations she makes them all eat!

 

[Shivers]

If I was on a hen do with her and she upped and left before anyone was awake and then posted about it, I'd be slagging her off no end to my 'normal' friends- some of which aren't even drinkers, that's not the point! She's just an utter cunt. Turns up late, fucks off stupidly early. Argh she gives me the rage!!!!

Arrives late, leaves early. Brings her own food and drink. She went purely to have content for social media and to get her beg in for her birthday. She’s so transparent now. It’s such a sad way to live your life.

 

[Dontmissmuch]

I'm sure Chelsea reads here ! This morning she talks about getting the boys ready and herself in the morning... how chaotic it is and she only has time to get dressed and tie her hair up... how the boys have got potties and she lets them roam around but they pee on the floor and then they were sat on the sofa amongst all the carnage eating breakfast... that's real life..... chaotic but she gets on with it .her morning routine is full on but all about the kids !! .. loved it the other day hubby was lying flat out on the sofa in his hi-vis work wear and the boys were sat on him while he was reading to them

 

[EnoughAlready]

I think what her minions are all failing to realise or rather ignoring, is that Nikki didnt have to take him to this new place? It wasn’t like there was a rush? She is unemployed, so surely could fit in around when the hairdresser/barber was next free. That way in a more familiar surrounding, it wouldn’t have caused this “traumatising” event. But no for some reason, it had to be done then, to somewhere they don’t normally go. If airhead would have just engaged her brain, rather than stamping her foot about having it done when she wanted it would have saved all that drama. But I’m guessing she’s going low for a sympathy card for the “engagement” it’s created.

 

[Ellsbells123]

She is in Penis town or Penistone to give it its' official name. She's making out like she has gone on a trek to the Outer Hebrides.
And just in case you didnt know, she is in the Land Rover. I repeat she is in the Land Rover. She had a whole car and service station to film in but managed to film the cans with the car logo in shot....that's the Land Rover logo.....does everyone know what car she is in......

From the information she has fed over the past 24 hours, I have googled and within seconds have found the exact cottage they are staying in, whilst they are all still there!
Looking at the stories of some of the other hen’s, they have given absolutely nothing away! Just Prikki, who doesn’t give a toss about privacy! She puts her own children at risk, why would she care about a group of women!!

 

[Phoenix40]

I’d love to know why it was so desperate they get it done that day instead of waiting to get him into his usual place to get his hair done....oh, it was because they planned to go....can’t deviate from the schedule!!!

 

[Shivers]

Surely saying things like ‘I don’t need pizza to have fun’ is a bit insulting to the other ladies, implying they need all the pizza cake and booze to have fun. No they don’t Fopps, they just know how to let go and relax on a special occasion like a hen do. No one is implying she needs to be doing that every weekend, but what’s the point in being controlled 100% of the time. That’s not living!

It’s ironic she’s posting about Kobe Bryant passing away. Doesn’t she see, you can have all the money in the world, fancy things, be fit, healthy etc and you still are not promised tomorrow. So just eat the bloody cake!

 

[Ellsbells123]

Bet this lady got an inbox too before she’s blocked

Distressed and crying, but you still sat there long enough for his whole mop of hair to be cut off?! Does she not realise how this comment makes her look?
Rather than bite and snap at people, that don’t lick your egotistical arse, just move on and post something that is actually relevant!

 

[Pinklady567]

Took her own food?? She needs to fucking get a grip, absolutely embarrassing. What a boring bastard!! Screams eating disorder

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

TAKE FUCKING NOTE

 

[Sweetbutpsycho]

I've not watched the Vlog, yet! But I'm gonna because I need a laugh I've read all your comments on it and I can't wait
I've gotta say I'm quite strict with my children's bedtime routine, bath, story, sleep (bottle for two youngest) just because my eldest has to be up for school and my middle has recently started nursery so we do need a routine and I'm a better Mommy for having one! But.... On holiday it goes out the window! If there is a disco you bet my boys are staying up for it otherwise what's the point We went to a caravan park last year and each evening after dinner I would pack the boys a treat box each (pop, sweets, crisps and choc) tbf it was just so they would keep quiet during the bingo but they loved it and looked forward to it because it was something different to normal and we were all on our holibobs! Hell some nights we stayed out for the adults entertainment (sounds dodgy but you know what I mean) and the younger ones would sleep on two chairs pushed together with their room temp milk and a blanket to me those are memories I hope my boys will treasure

 

[EnoughAlready]

...Watch out Fopps! Imagine if she got labelled with a warning though I would pee my pants quite literally!

 

[maggiedoot]

I think she will go the other way and delay potty training as while they are in nappies she can take them out and about all the time with no worries. There is no way she’ll spend a week house bound nappy free to get them trained. And god help them if they poo on her grey carpets....

she probably won't realise she has to potty train them unless someone tells her

 

[EnoughAlready]

You’ve hit the nail on the head there....... it’s a fucking haircut that’s all I had to pick my sons hair up off the pillow and out of the bathroom sink when he lost his when he had chemo. I never saw him with hair again as we lost him not long after and she says they are traumatised. Get a fuckin grip woman. I’ve never wanted to punch someone as much as I do her ...... sorry folks rant over

oh lovely that’s heartbreaking, I’m so sorry for your loss x This is what I mean, she thinks she has it rough, when people out there have actually got problems and tragic circumstances going on. The woman needs to come out of her bubble and see what others are actually going through.

 

[EnoughAlready]

She has always been a stuck up bitch, looking down on everyone and can be a nasty piece of work when she wants to be, all this 'be kind' bullshit, she needs to practice what she preaches.
Oh and what happened to her 'really looking forward to just doing nothing' when the next morning she is off out again !

This ! Shes just that full of shit at this point, she doesn’t even know herself whats she’s coming out with! She’s nearly 40 yet acting so salty and stroppy to those who dare to have a diff opinion to her, she’s just embarrassing herself publicly.

On a diff note I find it quite funny that she had a gain, when she professes to be this soooo successful consultant, and whenever SW is mentioned she talks about how she knows it inside out. Bet that really irked her having a “fail on the scales” when she thinks she’s Miss Slimming world. “See guyyyyys I’m just human like you” Meanwhile back at the Ice queens palace....”Chrisssss mind the boyyyys I need to go to the gym NOW, I cannot be gaining weight, I am FOPPERHOLIC- SIZE 8 MUM OF TWINS for gods sake” I can just imagine her flouncing around the house huffing and puffing, steam coming out of her arse