Fopperholic #20 Extending her house to fit a bun. We know she prefers Grayson but Lawsons a hun

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Her make-up room is a fucking shit tip with stuff everywhere and that's after she's tidied up allegedly..... ooh and today's 'OBSSESSED' thing is looking dewy in other words shiny and sweaty
Why does she always say obsessed?? It does my head in. I think she has a limited vocabulary which is why she uses these words over and over but bloody hell it drives me mad!
 
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She’s got really short stumpy nails - they look like she’s been biting them down for years (my
Mums are the same even now she’s stopped, and I can’t imagine she’s selfless enough to have them kept short for reasons to do with the boys!). Maybe she’s eating her nails when her 50g of pasta doesn’t fill her up
 
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Can’t even pay for her own mani and pedi, fucking disgraceful! Thought the endless savings would have covered that
 
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Now gifted fucking manicures and pedicures! Jesus wept the fingers look shit! She's done a boomerang but swear one looks like the red is all over her finger
 
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Didn’t she used to always get them done, then after the boys were born she was called out for having such long nails?
 
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Trust me she isn’t all that financially well off. Without outing myself, my Husband is a very high London city earner and mixes with the super wealthy. People with money don’t do what she does, it smacks of a working class background trying to make out she isn’t
 
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Her nails look really uneven! I’d be pissed off if that’s how my gel manicure came out.
What happened to national trust place followed by soft play?!
 
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I also wonder how Chris can work from home isn’t he meant to be a golf coach doesn’t that require a golf course

This exactly she definitely has Hyacinth Bucket syndrome
 
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Chris also has a you tube channel about golf so maybe he is editing for that? He has more subscribers than fopp!
 
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I don't think she's unattractive either... she actually has a lovely 'normal' figure and some pics she looks pretty but like you say she's overdoing the fillers etc and she'll end up looking fake... it's her personality and needy, beggy, braggy, self-entitled attitude I find unattractive ...
 
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She’s a total contradiction and yes you are correct - slimming clubs in whatever form simply put you in a calorie deficit - no hocus pocus or magic - a calorie f****ng deficit!! Add some movement and weight loss happens!

So I can’t follow her because I think she’s vile but I do have a look every now and then and she makes me so angry with the way she behaves - she is so desperate to be something that she really isn’t - all she cares about it cheap, nasty tat! Those beautiful boys are being brought up on tweaked slimming world food - that is perhaps the most appalling thing I have ever seen, it’s such disordered eating and she is setting them up for a world of problems when they are older. She may give them full fat milk/yoghurt but that’s about it. When do they ever sit down as a family and have a good Sunday roast?
 
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I’ve said this all along think Ratboy comes from a better off family which in Old Fopps eyes has elevated her I’ve always said you can polish a turd but it’s still a turd
 
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When do they ever sit down as a family and have a good Sunday roast?
Yes, I’ve wondered this. I was told to try and feed children the same as we are eating. I actually prefer doing this as it as it is really annoying if you make children something separate and they won’t eat it, may as well all have the same!
 
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They should all sit round the table and eat together. The twins should be able to pick up food even with fingers and shove it in their mouths. Yes it's messy,but it's how they learn, plus it encourages family time. Fopps doesn't care about that, she needs to control every morsel they eat and keep the mess to a minimum. Plus, she can't cook a Sunday lunch, she can only cook turkey mince.
 
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She's on the brink of going to far with her botox and lip fillers.
 
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Exactly this - I have a very normal office job, but my partner works with very large bands every single day, attends A listers weddings and funerals etc etc. We also don’t live like she does, no one would ever know we earn decent. We live in a rented house (until the right house comes up to buy) with a standard car and just live like normal people. People who talk about money, don’t have money.
 
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