Even if people did come up a river in a banana boat (slightly inappropriate btw although I'm not THAT easily offended), they'd still see through her bullshit.does she think we came up the river on a banana boat?
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Sorry but I think she is ugly.
You can maintain a size 8 figure all you want but to delete peopleās comments, and/or only want peopleās positivity blown up your ass proves that you have a very low level of intelligence, youāre narcissistic, and absolutely not humble. People will soon realise she is not relatable, I quite pity her I think she has an eating disorder, she has no true established friendships to speak of, I donāt believe she is finding motherhood the dream she thought it would be....sad. Very sad.
You can maintain a size 8 figure all you want but to delete peopleās comments, and/or only want peopleās positivity blown up your ass proves that you have a very low level of intelligence, youāre narcissistic, and absolutely not humble. People will soon realise she is not relatable, I quite pity her I think she has an eating disorder, she has no true established friendships to speak of, I donāt believe she is finding motherhood the dream she thought it would be....sad. Very sad.
Oh my days. 'I deserve some me time too don't I?'
I can't even deal. A huge paragraph about being who you were before kids. She honestly doesn't realise how lucky she is. Some mum's are bursting there arse 5 days a week leaving the house at 7am and not getting home until 6pm. Not even a sniff of me time. Also isn't her husband away for work?
I can't even deal. A huge paragraph about being who you were before kids. She honestly doesn't realise how lucky she is. Some mum's are bursting there arse 5 days a week leaving the house at 7am and not getting home until 6pm. Not even a sniff of me time. Also isn't her husband away for work?
Lol
Can I get this printed on a t shirt ?
Her reason for hating the train isnāt the fear of getting on the wrong one, itās not having the control of the phone signal to delete any negative comments!
I know right! I've been doing this for years and I haven't had half the flipping me time this twunt has whose only been a mum for two minutes! I've been doing it on my own for at least 3 years of my eldest son's life up until I met my partner who's now my husband. And even now, we're struggling to find time for us to do date night because we refuse to fob our children off onto our relatives. Trying to justify why she is yet again leaving those children to someone else! She is a joke! Didn't anyone tell her that having children should change your life in some way?! I'm not saying you lose yourself in caring for them...it just means you do less self centred tit.
The irony of āOff to a mummy eventā when her baby has chicken pox, and her husbandās away. Wow they really are parents of the year. How dare her babies get in the way of her social life. Yawn.
All this āI was really torn whether to come or notā bullshit! You had no intention of not coming, thatās why you have to try and justify MORE time away from your much wanted babies! Yes, everyone deserves time alone, YOU have more time away from your children to make sure they donāt get in the way of your social life than Iv ever known. Sacrificing things for your children is not giving up one PT session a week! Iām sorry but any decent mother wouldnāt be able to take themselves off away from their babies if they are recovering from chicken pox like you seem to be able to do no problem!
Do you know, this is exactly what it is. Being a parent is constant sacrifice. It's giving up things you want to do because your kids come first. It's not to say that you never do anything for yourself because that's unrealistic but if your baby is sick you don't go to optional things. I feel guilty as hell leaving mine to go to work if they're sick.
Iāve never known a mum to have so much āme timeā - youād think if you had struggled to conceive and you were an older mum youād be more willing to change your lifestyle and be less selfish. She is unbelievably narcissistic and will always put her own needs before anyone elseās. She also didnāt really ever have a true weight problem, she packed on a bit of weight at uni and lost it quickly so she really has no idea of the struggles of having a proper long term issue with your weight. And for someone who supposedly has a university degree and was a SW manager, her spelling and grammar are appalling! Itās ācould/would/should haveā or ācouldāve/wouldāve/shouldāveā and plurals do not have apostrophes! Just another thing about her that boils my blood!
She is constantly wanting to get away from them though itās really weird! Thereās occasionally having a bit of a break from your kids for your sanity, (although that tends to be a walk around Asda on my own for me 
!!) But with her, Iāve never known someone like it! What exactly can she offer at a mummy event anyway?! āOh I just plonk my boys in a jumperoo whilst Iām trying on clothes for strangers to compliment me on youtube, or on the floor and poke my nails in their faces to get them to smile for Instagramā I mean, she offers nothing. She must have one brass neck to sit there with the other mums listening in to what they get up to with their children, whilst she canāt even take off her thigh high boots at a soft play!!
!!) But with her, Iāve never known someone like it! What exactly can she offer at a mummy event anyway?! āOh I just plonk my boys in a jumperoo whilst Iām trying on clothes for strangers to compliment me on youtube, or on the floor and poke my nails in their faces to get them to smile for Instagramā I mean, she offers nothing. She must have one brass neck to sit there with the other mums listening in to what they get up to with their children, whilst she canāt even take off her thigh high boots at a soft play!!We're living in hope that this mum event actually HAS real life mums who deal with real life stuff and not an asinine wannabe INSTAMUM like herself. Oh to be a fly on the wall!She is constantly wanting to get away from them though itās really weird! Thereās occasionally having a bit of a break from your kids for your sanity, (although that tends to be a walk around Asda on my own for me
They obviously have a tit for tat relationship, Chris is away so Iām going to go regardless of my babies being poorly, and that I get more me time than all us all here on tattle combined! No wonder her mum has decorated the nursery exactly the same, they might as well live with her!
She has down played graysons CP since the first spot appeared. I dont care what she says but that wee boy will be feeling rotten. The more she says hes absolutely fine the more she believes it. It's all for her own gain, her own selfish needs. Chris is away so theres no way she was having they babies on her own. Papped off.
We can pray that her parents actually stimulate them and sits them up.
We can pray that her parents actually stimulate them and sits them up.
He may not have had many spots, but the ones that he did have look nasty and red! It doesnāt suit her for them to be poorly and the fact she kept mentioning Lawson not having them, meant she wanted him to get them at the same time.She has down played graysons CP since the first spot appeared. I dont care what she says but that wee boy will be feeling rotten. The more she says hes absolutely fine the more she believes it. It's all for her own gain, her own selfish needs. Chris is away so theres no way she was having they babies on her own. Papped off.
We can pray that her parents actually stimulate them and sits them up.
This woman is a clown. Soon after the babies I commented something (I come from a health background my comment was out of genuine concern/trying to be helpful) she tried to tear me to shreds and get her followers to join in. However my comment was intelligent and well put and you could clearly see that I was coming from a good place...and her followers agreed with me (oh how I laughed!) She did not like it one bit - she deleted it all and she blocked me 
Her head is so up her own arse.
Her head is so up her own arse.
I get she doesnāt want troll/bullying comments on her posts, but having an opinion or offering advise isnāt that! She canāt stand anything negative, she is another brummymummyof2, totally in the wrong job and so far outside the real world.This woman is a clown. Soon after the babies I commented something (I come from a health background my comment was out of genuine concern/trying to be helpful) she tried to tear me to shreds and get her followers to join in. However my comment was intelligent and well put and you could clearly see that I was coming from a good place...and her followers agreed with me (oh how I laughed!) She did not like it one bit - she deleted it all and she blocked me
Her head is so up her own arse.
did anyone else see her recommend these for teething a few months ago? Apparently one of her boys like to suck on them. Certainly not qualified to be dishing out the parenting advice. And of course there was an affiliate link- Status