Someone tag Dawn Ward please!!! I can see her squinting at her phone going “eh? Who the fook is that, fook off and sculpt ya forehead”
Fopperholic #14 Stretching her selfies and lashes soaked in spit
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When I was pregnant my midwife said most women she saw in a practice were in their 40's. I felt old at some of my baby classes, but then found out that some of the girls there were on their late 30's. I've got other friends who have had babies between 37-43yrs old. So she really shouldn't feel like she needs to hide being an older Mum. Since she has been to baby classes she would know at a 1st birthday party environment you would be sitting, playing/ crawling after your little ones on the floor, so a dress like that is not appropriate! Again, she is showing a really skewed version of reality... one that doesn't match up with real life. Maybe she expected Chris to do all the crawling whilst she stood posing.
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Literally read that in dawn's voice
Dawn Ward reminds me of a drag queen. Plus she's not a very nice person and hideously materialistic.Literally read that in dawn's voice
I actually find that really sad. Just eat the potatoes.
It's quite sad that she has no friends. I felt sorry for her for all of 2 seconds
Heather loves giving Nikki compliments......So Heather thinks she reminds her of a reality tv star who she has no idea how old as she's full of botox
This!! She’s a horrible horrible person. I wouldn’t want to be friends with it.
Fopps just needs to add a witches hat to that outfit and she'll be ready for Halloween along with her cackle
Don’t worry if it doesn’t fit, you can spray Cillit Bang on your food til it does.
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I worked with a lady who had her first at 50, no one is judging and what’s right for one isn’t right for another. I’m close to 30 and have no plans to have them in the next 5 years. If you can be a good mum and put them first, who cares on your age. (She doesn’t put them first though lol)
The picture of all the mums sat on the floor with their babies at the NCT party. All the babies are moving and the parent can’t keep them still or looking at the camera, one little girl is still but the mum is holding both her arms and legs and she has a toy on her lap. Then the Ryan twins also are still. I’m sure they are fine ect but they are so placid it’s really odd. It’s been noticed and commented on a lot here already.
*BANG* and the food is gone!
The whole family stick out in every event/photo like caricatures.
exactly what Fopps is too. Actually just had a look who Dawn Ward is as had no idea Fopps looks like a council estate copycat
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In the stories every other child is roaming around. Lawson is lying there and Grayson just sat. When you're part of an NCT group you can't help but compare. The twins are probably the eldest aswell being born early so if I was her I'd be sat thinking what more can I do to encourage them. I know plenty of 12-13 month old babies that aren't close to walking but they can get around quick in their own ways. The boys are just so static. She admitted she didn't realise she had to encourage them to sit when they were younger I wonder if she will admit to not doing more to get them crawling and walking in a few months. Soft play every day isn't the answer Nikki
That’s exactly what Dawn would say- I can picture it now ... Ashley quick come here and have a look at this simpleton she says when she’s my age she would love to look as good as me.. cheeky witch I may be 45 but I ain’t being pictured in the middle of the road holding up the traffic looking like a lady of the night who’s getting ignored by the punters.
I don’t know what the hell I have just seen... I thought you can’t top the pot noodle making with a unboiled kettle but this PVC hooker dress in the middle of a cross section with cars behind her is on another level. Fopps I hate you but love you the same time... it’s very confusing
Queue Dawn Ward stalking every costa in Warwickshire ready for an in-your-face, latte-lobbing showdown.
Yeh do a big fat line!
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