A smear test via the anus!
If she videod at my childβs birthday Iβd take the phone and smash it up infront of her. No one, not even insta celebs xo have a right to film someoneβs party. Itβs like when nobs announce someone elseβs birth before they have or put up wedding pics before the bride and groom haveA smear test via the anus!
God when she's swinging that camera around whilst they are trying to sing happy birthday
As usual, she's the only one screaching, hysterically laughing at her shite joke, the only one who's got a camera out and more interested in instagramming the moment than enjoying it.
I bet they all find her utterly repulsive and unbearable.
She's as much fun as a clitorectomy.
You've given me an idea! I could get this dress as part of my Worst Witch (Mildred Hubble) costume.
love how they are all just normal parents in normal parent clothes 
In all seriousness, I'm a very private person online. I don't have an identifiable digital footprint (except from when I was a stupid teenager and the Internet first became accessible) and I'd be really annoyed at this too.
Just go as Fopperholic ...scary as fook. Start practising your death stare and manic giggle now.
The fact that they eye-rolled suggests even more to me that she does not get permission to film and post photos of all of their children online.That video of them singing happy birthday you can feel the cringe from the parents like arghh don't film me don't upload me please, the way she shouted NCT crew and a couple of them actually eye rolled
In my happy place with lawson pic she looks sooooo aged on there she needs to stop with all the filters and editing etc when her kids are at school and have to take pics in of parents etc they'll never know who's doing the school run with her real life and insta life
Waiter from first dates
