A smear test via the anus!Warm champagne and syn free quiche.
Iβd rather attend a smear test than that party.
God when she's swinging that camera around whilst they are trying to sing happy birthday
As usual, she's the only one screaching, hysterically laughing at her shite joke, the only one who's got a camera out and more interested in instagramming the moment than enjoying it.
I bet they all find her utterly repulsive and unbearable.
She's as much fun as a clitorectomy.
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