I just watched the video of the party - they were completely unresponsive when ‘crazy nanny’ put her head through the window and during the present opening they were just so still. They no more crawl anywhere than I do!
I thought she was going to break Fopps blinds when she was being all crazzzzy
Can you imagine the telling off she’d get?!
Mazza “Nicola, I love your blinds they’re sooooo lovely, I’ll check your 21 buttons account to see where you got them. However I appear to have broken them, bless them”
Nicola “Mum you
bleeping idiot, you’ve ruined my uh-mazin grey blinds you giant
twit. That’s a block and delete for you. I’m not even going to give you the single salty ‘x’ at the end of this”